"Pfft!" Jiang Si couldn't help but burst out laughing.

What kind of god-like, steel-and-concrete straight man is this?

What happened to reproductive isolation?

How come it became a notorious double standard when it came to his brother?

Is he exceptionally gifted?

Hearing the laughter coming from the voice message, Agares frowned deeply and slowly said, "Where did you find this egg? It seems to be somewhat different from a small pterosaur egg, but it's a bit larger than a black crow egg, which is more in line with an emu egg, but it also seems to be a bit darker."

My cheap husband is very observant; now we're even having voice calls, and he's even questioning the black egg.

It seems that the "Big Brother Brother" breed is not recorded in the literature and is a hidden, rare, and unknown mythical beast breed.

Jiang Si pinched her thigh to stop laughing, and said lightly, "I don't know what kind of egg this is. General Bo Jichen sent it to me, saying that as long as I hatch this egg, I can summon a beautiful and obedient national guardian beast called Agares to warm my bed."

Agares, a straight man who can't bend even steel, didn't get the joke Jiang Si was making, and was thinking about his teacher's wicked sense of humor.

He corrected him, "The Troia Empire believes in power. Since its founding, it has not had a national guardian beast, let alone a beast named Agares."

"He said that mythical beasts would warm your bed. All beasts, even beastmen, are wild and hostile if they are not of the same kind. Don't be fooled by him. He gave you the egg so you could cook it!"

Jiang Si was taken aback, then burst into laughter, the teasing words flowing naturally from her lips: "You idiot, the handsome, loyal, and strong guardian beast Prince Agares, he's talking about you!"

Agares' face instantly flushed red, his ears turning bright red, and his voice became hoarse: "Sorry, I still have training to do. Goodbye!"

After saying he would cut off the quantum computer, it was as if he was a second too late, and his little wife might say something outrageous.

"Hahaha!" Jiang Si's laughter, which she had stopped, suddenly burst out again. She laughed so hard that she was shaking all over, and tears streamed down her face.

How can such a straight-laced, unyielding man be so adorably serious?

"Commander, what's wrong? Why is your face so red?" Mo'er and Chu Xi came over together. When they saw their commander's cold and stiff face turn red, they thought their commander's genes had broken down again and asked with concern.

Agares coughed lightly, his face flushed, the tips of his ears red, his dark eyes sweeping over Moore, "It's nothing, did you finish the 300-mile cross-country hike with weights?"

Moore: "..."

When did the idea of ​​a 300-mile backpacking cross-country hike come about?

How could he not know?

Chu Xi: "..."

You idiot, you haven't learned to be smart yet.

The coach blushing must have been flirted with by his wife.

You're just walking right into the line of fire. If you don't run, who will?

"Little Sisi!" Wei Chi followed the robot that Jiang Si went to the teleportation portal to get the egg. When he entered Jiang Si's dormitory, he saw Jiang Si pounding the table with one hand and laughing loudly while staring at the personal terminal. He quickly asked, "Little Sisi, I know we did well in this military training, but you don't need to be so excited."

Jiang Si wiped away the tears of laughter. She was so glad they weren't in bed; if they had, she would have rolled around on the floor laughing. "Didn't you go back to the capital for a checkup? Are you alright?"

Wei Chi rushed over and pulled out a large box from his spatial storage, placing it in front of Jiang Si.

With quick eyes and hands, Jiang Si scooped up the large black egg from the table.

With a snap, Wei Chi took out the large box and placed it where the big black egg had been. He patted his chest and said, "I'm fine. I told my family a long time ago that the reason I'm weak is because they make me stay in the hospital every day."

"Now that I'm out of school, after a month of military training, my physical fitness has improved, and my mental strength has also increased by 0.3 points. I told my mom that I made good friends, and my mom was very happy. This is a gift from my mom to you."

Her mental energy is offensive.

It also has therapeutic effects.

During the month of military training, the medicine was inadvertently applied to Wei Chi's body. Although it could not cure his mental and genetic collapse, it could provide some minor treatment and would not be easily noticed.

"What is this?" Jiang Si held the black egg in her hand, looking at the square box on the table.

Wei Chi lifted the lid of the box, spread his hands out, and shook the box: "Ta-da! Look, a whole box full of candy to cure gene collapse, all given to you by my mom!"

Poop-smelling genetically modified candies wrapped in brightly colored wrappers?

Is this meme going to stick?

If she is guilty.

Please let Bo Jichen, the chief prosecutor of the Imperial Supreme Court, judge her.

Instead of punishing her with gene-modified candies that smell like poop, this idiot did it.

Jiang Si casually put the big black egg into the kitchen basin, closed the lid, picked up the box and stuffed it into Wei Chi's arms. She pushed him towards the door and said, "Little Wei Chi, I appreciate your kindness, but I have cavities and can't eat candy."

"But you can give the candy to Yan Qi, the director of the planting department. Don't forget, you shot him. To avoid him being petty and making things difficult for you, I think it's necessary to curry favor with him a little."

Wei Chi blinked: "Director Yan, you wouldn't be so petty, would you?"

"Wouldn't you be that petty?" Jiang Si exclaimed. "Have you forgotten that he's the most obsessive person in the entire college when it comes to credits?"

"If he can treat his own department like this, he could take care of you, a mecha major, with just a few words. Think about it, you can't possibly enter the Hunter Legion with the worst grades after graduating from military academy, that would be such a disgrace to your idol."

yes.

Those who join the Hunter Legion.

These are all mobilizations by various legions.

Outstanding individuals from various military academies.

If he were to enter with the lowest score, he would not only be letting down General Bo Jichen's letter of recommendation, but also disgracing his idol.

no.

Absolutely not.

Wei Chi's slight hesitation—his disbelief that Yan Qi would take revenge for personal reasons—vanished instantly. He weakly asked, "Are you sure that if I give him the gene candy, he won't hold it against me for shooting him?"

“Absolutely,” Jiang Si said firmly. “There’s a saying that goes, ‘You can’t hit someone who’s smiling at you.’ If we apologize now, how can he possibly slap you?”

Wei Chi nodded heavily. "Then I'll go."

"Go on." Jiang Si pushed him out the door, slammed it shut, locked it, exhaled a breath of stale air, and returned to the house.

Sitting on the sofa, thinking about her cheap husband Agares, she felt like she had forgotten something.

A moment later, the robot came out of the kitchen. "Master, you bought a total of 520 eggs: 100 small pterosaur black eggs, 100 black crow eggs, 50 chicken eggs, and 60 goose eggs..."

"Big Black Egg!" Jiang Si's pupils suddenly constricted, and she slapped her thigh, finally remembering what she had forgotten: she had carelessly put the big black egg into the kitchen basin and forgotten to take it out.

She jumped up and ran to the kitchen. As soon as she entered, she saw eight identical basins filled with small pterosaur eggs of similar size, black crow eggs, and large black eggs mixed in, but nowhere to be found.

Jiang Si felt dizzy and lightheaded. The robot followed her back and, as if on cue, asked, "Master, do you need me to crack the eggs for you?"