Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
"You can even block them out?" Jiang Si was surprised. She hadn't studied the quantum computers of the interstellar era in detail and thought that only communication signals could be locked in a dark room. She didn't expect that live streaming could also block others out.
She quickly extended the hand equipped with the quantum computer to His Majesty the Emperor: "How do I block it, Your Majesty?"
Leilos casually opened Jiang Si's personal computer, entered her main account in the live broadcast room, and entered Agares and Bojichenxing's online IDs. Options such as blocking, blacklisting, and muting appeared.
With a flick of his finger, Relos blocked and muted the accounts of the two royal giants, explaining, "In the Empire, an online ID is linked to an identity and can only be used once in a lifetime. Even if they choose bizarre names, their ID will not change. By blocking them here, they can't come in."
His Majesty the Emperor's thick, golden legs.
They're practically in front of her; she has to hold on tight.
Jiang Si felt that she was very grateful to Mu Wancheng for overestimating himself and sending her to the capital planet.
This not only resulted in Bo Xilai kneeling on durians, but also caused Bo Xilai to suffer the consequences.
Furthermore, because of a video, His Majesty the Emperor felt that his cheap husband was an ungrateful wretch.
This trip to the capital city was such a great deal!
Jiang Si smiled brightly, her eyes crinkling like a little sun: "Thank you, Your Majesty. Please enjoy your meal. I'll go make you something delicious."
Leilos casually flipped over the deep bowl covering Jiang Dandan, picked up the motionless Jiang Dandan from the table, and tossed it into the bowl without any emotion. He then said to Jiang Si, "Take your time, no rush."
Jiang Si hummed in agreement, her face beaming with smiles. After wiping the egg yolk and liquid splattered on the table from when she crushed the egg, she started her live stream.
Her face wasn't shown, only her hands. The white marker on her hands hadn't faded yet, firmly covering the black mole on her hand.
She activated the "smell sharing" feature in her live stream, found two chickens in the "Royal Kitchen" with its wide variety of ingredients, placed them on the cutting board, and, with a little trick up her sleeve, explained the origin of the durian to her viewers: "Hello everyone, welcome to my live stream. Today we're having a durian feast."
"The durian was found by my friend in the primeval forest. He shared a few with me, so I'm sharing them with you all. First, let's make durian shell stewed chicken and durian stewed chicken. Let's prepare the chicken."
"Two chickens, one stewed whole, the other chopped up and stewed. Blanch the chopped one."
As Jiang Si spoke, she swiftly chopped a chicken into pieces with a few quick, sharp strokes of her knife. She then turned on the stove, added water, and tossed the chicken pieces into the pot.
He took out two stew pots, washed the whole chicken, put it into the stew pots, and then took out the durian that he had broken open earlier and put it in the live broadcast room. "Like me, take out the durian flesh first and put it aside."
"Durian shell stewed chicken uses the thick white pulp inside the durian shell." Jiang Si pointed to the white pulp inside the durian shell: "Take it out with a knife, cut it into small pieces, and put it in the pot."
"The rest can be taken out, dried, and used later. Durian shells are used to stew chicken. Eating them regularly can strengthen the body, invigorate the spleen and replenish qi, warm the body, and provide nourishment and benefits."
The live stream featured a unique olfactory sharing format, and the smell of durian caught tens of millions of viewers off guard.
Comments came from various people: "Ugh, boss, if you don't have money to buy food, just tell us. There are many of them, so we'll each contribute a penny to keep you well-fed and healthy so you don't have to eat 'shit'!"
"Yeah, boss, this kind of stinky fruit will split open when it's ripe. The fruit inside is yellow and sticky, just like golden cakes."
"The person upstairs seems to know so much about this, have they ever eaten golden rice cakes?"
"Add me with +6666, has anyone upstairs ever tried golden rice cakes?"
"This thread has gone off-topic. Am I the only one who wants to see the big shot eat 'shit'?"
With a loud bang.
Amidst the lively discussion among fellow star enthusiasts, who chimed in with their own comments.
A rainbow streaked across the live stream room, garnering a million-dollar reward.
The live stream went silent for a moment. Then, a viewer with the username "I'm your brother" who had given a tip asked, "Brother, do you need a younger brother? A younger brother who's good at spending money, good at eating, and has a sweet tongue? Do you need one?"
"Brother, you're my own brother, please take me in as your younger brother!"
"I am your brother" spoke up: "No, I don't want it, I don't need it. Durian may look like 'shit,' but it tastes very good."
Fans: "!!!"
It seems someone has already taken the lead and eaten shit!
What a hero!
Jiang Si looked up and saw the donation message from "I am your brother". She narrowed her eyes and looked at Lei Luosi, who was sitting at the table, fiddling with the ginger egg in his bowl with one hand and eating an apple with the other: "Brother, don't give me a donation. StarNet takes a cut. It's not worth it."
Leilos's hand, which was fiddling with Jiang Dandan, tightened. The big darling had seen the tip and recognized her.
He raised his head slightly, a smile playing on his lips, his moist eyes fixed on Jiang Si. His mature and steady voice, with a slight lisp at the end, sounded just like a child's voice: "Brother has money, and I'm willing to spend it on you."
Leilos's slightly childlike voice echoed in the live stream, causing fans to exclaim: "What an amazing brother! His voice is so familiar and sweet. If he said it to me face to face, I would eat two big bowls of 'shit' without hesitation."
"The boss's voice is sweet and crisp, and the boss brother's voice is like His Majesty's, but His Majesty doesn't have this childlike voice. I love the boss, I love the brother, I love it so much!"
"If the big boss already has a husband and can't marry him, marrying his older brother is fine too."
"Please introduce me to a brother, I'm open to both top and bottom, I can be dominant or submissive, I'm open to any position, I just want a brother to introduce me to a brother."
The commenter who said it was versatile and could be either dominant or submissive was reported less than 10 seconds after posting the comment. The account that reported it was "I am your sister-in-law"!
Jiang Si put the durian shell, rice wine, ginger, jujubes, and walnuts into a stew pot, added water, and placed it in a large steamer. She glanced at the lively online comments and saw the account "I am your sister-in-law" reporting someone else.
She suddenly remembered that Bo, the scoundrel, was a cross-dressing mastermind who served as an Imperial General and an executive officer of the Imperial Central Supreme Court. He could get her a new quantum computer and assign her a new identity.
He would need at least two personal computers to be able to use his disguise without restraint in front of Agares.
So the account that reported someone in the live stream as "I am your sister-in-law" is actually the brother-in-law, that scoundrel Bo.
The durian he was kneeling on was still restless, secretly watching them!
"Then I thank you for the reward, brother!" Jiang Si's dark eyes darted around as she looked at Lei Luosi and said, "Brother, did you know? The biggest benefit of durian shell stewed chicken is that it nourishes the kidneys and strengthens yang. Eating it regularly can treat kidney deficiency, decreased libido, and lower back and knee pain!"
With a loud crash!
Bo Jichen, who was kneeling on a durian and watching the live stream on his alternate account, slid off the durian and knelt on the ground.
The projected live stream disappeared instantly. His purple eyes flashed with a dark light as he raised the hand carrying the quantum computer.
He dialed his deputy general You Yu's personal computer. As soon as the call connected, he ordered, "Go to Planet Primitive 3 in the 10th Star System, find a plant called durian, pick all the fruits, and dig up 10 trees while you're at it."