I Rely on Birthing Babies to Become Popular Across the Interstellar

Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.

The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...

Chapter 223 Taking You to Have Fun in Front of Your Husband

“Yes, I said he wouldn’t be so free to come to the auction house, but I didn’t expect him to actually be. It seems that the Zerg are quite wary of their Crown Prince He Yan dying at his hands, and dare not make any rash moves, which gave him some free time!” Bo Jichen said, spreading his hands, his unshaven face full of innocence: “It’s the Zerg’s fault for letting him have too much free time, not my fault for failing in my calculations.”

I really believed him.

That old geezer is wicked.

They're masters at shifting blame.

Jiang Si clenched her fingers into a fist, gestured towards his forehead, raised her left hand, and pointed to the small mole at the base of her index finger with her right hand: "See that? It's because of this little mole, plus a photo I once took of myself holding a lemon."

“He used this detail to convince me that I am a Level 7 plant therapist. Do you think he might use some detail this time to find out that I am his registered wife, that I lied to him and played him, and that taking me to divorce him is the least of his worries, he might actually kill me?”

Her cheap husband never hesitated to trick her during military training. If he knew she was playing him like this, wouldn't it be a disaster if he found out?

Jiang Si suddenly realized she was chickening out.

Beauty can be deceiving. She forgot that no matter how innocent her husband may be, he is still a decisive and ruthless marshal of the empire. If he is deceived and teased, he will definitely fly into a rage.

Bo Jichen stared at the small mole at the base of her index finger, gave her a thumbs up, and said, "As expected of my student, details determine success or failure. Such a small detail can expose your true colors. My darling, I think you shouldn't worry about him taking you to get a divorce, nor should you worry about him killing you."

Jiang Si blinked: "Then what should I be worried about?"

Bo Jichen grinned, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth, and said in a sinister and cunning manner, "You should worry that he'll get so angry that he'll fuck you to death in bed."

Ginger shreds: "..."

hehe!

The sudden drive led them straight onto the highway.

No……

It's soared all the way to the Milky Way.

Jiang Si clasped her hands in a fist and stood up, giving him a deep 90-degree bow: "Senior, your driving skills are beyond my reach. May I ask, senior, are you confident in your disguise skills?"

Bo Jichen cleared his throat, casually took out a small bottle from his spatial button—a small, press-type spray bottle—and tossed it to her: "Disguise Skin Liquid. It can cover up every detail on your skin, just like real skin. It's waterproof, fireproof, and prevents peeling. It lasts for at least three months. With this, you won't have to worry about Agares finding out your disguise through the details."

"As for disguise, haven't you heard the saying? As long as you have a good foundation in theory and practice, you will be invincible. Back in the day, I graduated first in the intelligence department of the First Military Academy. Voice changing, body changing, face changing are all basic skills."

"Your dear husband's disguises are no match for mine. And what you call disguises? Pfft! He just spruced things up a bit, without concealing any details. Otherwise, how do you think I would have recognized him at a glance?"

Is it true or false?

Is Bo Xilai that powerful?

Jiang Si casually grabbed the Skin Disguise Night spray, sprayed it on her hand, and the small mole on her hand was covered up, making her skin look completely different from her own.

nice one.

Jiang Si shook the small spray bottle: "What details made you recognize him? Tell me quickly."

Bo Jichen rubbed his chin, looking every bit like a lecherous old man: "I don't need to tell you, didn't you think he looked like your husband the first time you saw him?"

"Rest now, and at 12 o'clock, Daddy will take you to experience the nightlife of Cold Star City!"

Nightlife?

Is my brother-in-law always this carefree?

How could His Majesty the Emperor tolerate him?

Jiang Si returned to her room and went to the bathroom.

I dozed off for an hour before being woken up by Bo Jichen.

As soon as I opened the door, I saw Bo Jichen wearing a flashy floral shirt and large sunglasses. The shirt sleeves were rolled up to his elbows, and his floral arms were faintly visible.

Before she could even speak, Bo Jichen casually tossed her a dress.

Jiang Si held up the skirt to herself and exclaimed, "Dad, are you trying to show some skin?"

Sexy, backless, V-neck, low-cut, sleeveless, hollowed-out halter-neck tulle dress?

They're here for an auction, to bid on things, but the way they're acting and moving around makes it seem like they're going to a nightclub.

Bo Jichen pulled open the door: "Hurry up and change, Daddy's waiting for you outside!"

The door was closed.

Jiang Si was stunned for a moment.

I have no idea why that scoundrel Bo would take her out to have fun, and why she would dress so provocatively.

She changed into a dress, opened the door, and the length of the lace-trimmed tulle skirt was just four fingers above her knees, her thighs were faintly visible, and she would definitely expose herself if she sat down.

Bo Jichen looked her up and down and concluded: "Beautiful. This dress, this face, anyone who sees you will want to offer you a price to go with them."

Jiang Si gave a forced smile: "Thank you for going to so much trouble for me, Daddy. Whoever offers the highest price, I'll go with them."

Going out to have fun is out of the question.

I suspect that Bo Xilai is up to some trick again.

"Let's go." Bo Jichen stretched out his arm: "My little princess."

Jiang Si rolled her eyes, reached out and took his arm, and followed him out the door and onto the elevator.

After swiping the card, the elevator slid down rapidly to the 10th basement level.

The elevator stopped and the doors opened.

Two male waiters standing at the elevator entrance, their eyes smoky, each holding a scanner, spoke with a flirtatious, delicate gesture: "Welcome, esteemed guests, to TuMi. Please present your room card!"

Bo Jichen held the room key between his fingers and stood it up.

Two male waiters scanned the item with a scanner, their smiles widening, exuding a seductive charm: "Honorable guest, please come in."

Bo Jichen casually hooked the chin of one of the male waiters with the room card held between his fingers and said ambiguously, "Thank you!"

My brother-in-law got goosebumps from all the ginger and chicken; he must be itching for a beating.

And you're flirting with people?

The waitress, whose chin he had touched, said with a hint of shyness, "You're welcome. My name is Tiantian. If you need anything, please call me. If you don't know the way to the auction tomorrow, you can also call me and I'll show you the way."

A grown man is called Sweetie?

Why doesn't he call himself Little Sugar?

“That won’t do, my female companion will be angry.” Bo Jichen said, glancing sideways at Jiang Si, then turned to the waiter whose chin had been touched: “See you later.”

The waiter, whose chin had been touched, glanced at the ginger shreds.

Jiang Si met his gaze and realized she was being provoked.

His eyes seemed to say, "You gold digger, you scumbag!"

Jiang Si smiled at him, followed Bo Jichen, and pinched his arm hard, grinding her teeth as she said, "Daddy, the official auction is at this time tomorrow. You brought me out to have fun just to watch you flirt with the young men?"

Bo Jichen gazed into the distance and said familiarly, "I didn't want to bring you out to have fun either. There's a rule at Leng Suixing Auction House that people he invites must arrive at the hotel 24 hours in advance."

"Starting from the moment you get the hotel card, you have to go to the hotel and spend money in this place called 'Tu Mi Xiao Jin Ku' before you can actually get your ticket to the auction."

"You didn't abolish this domineering bundled consumption," Jiang Si said in a low voice. "This isn't like you."

Bo Jichen smirked and slowly said, "I also want to abolish it, but this Cold Shattered Star is located at the junction of the Orcs, Merfolk, and the Troya Empire, and has been a no-man's-land since ancient times."

"Later, it was jointly governed by the Orcs, Merfolk, and the Troia Empire, forming a separate administrative planet. It was prohibited from possessing weapons of mass destruction and had to pay 30 billion in taxes to the three parties annually."

"A small administrative planet can pay tens of billions in taxes every year. Actually, I really want to drive out the orcs and merfolk and pocket 30 billion in taxes all by myself!"

"Unfortunately, the orcs and merfolk had the same idea as me, wanting to monopolize the 30 billion in taxes. In the end, none of us could drive the others away, which resulted in a three-way power struggle to jointly govern the planet."

All right!

One administrative star.

They have to pay 30 billion in taxes to the three giants every year.

Without finding ways to bundle sales, how could we possibly make so much money?

"So how much do we need to spend at this place?" Jiang Si followed him further inside, and the noisy cheers inside grew louder, just like the atmosphere of a bar before the apocalypse on ancient Earth.

Bo Jichen shrugged: "10,000 star coins for entry fee, 15,000 for a glass of cold water, 50,000 for a glass of wine, 100,000 for hiring pretty young men and women to accompany you for drinks, and 200,000 for hiring young men and women to drink with you."

"And there are handsome young men and beautiful young women who can go on stage with you?" Jiang Si blurted out in surprise, "Is my husband here too?"

Bo Jichen led her to the entrance of the central area of ​​Tu Mi, pushed up his sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, looked at the dim Tu Mi, looked around, and found the person he was looking for, saying, "Of course, if he wants to enter the auction house tomorrow, he has to come today. Where is he?"

It was so dark inside.

It was all people twisting their bodies.

Even with her sharp eyesight, Jiang Si couldn't catch it immediately.

Bo Jichen took off his sunglasses and placed them on her small face, pointing to a booth in the northwest direction: "There it is, see it?"

My goodness.

These are not sunglasses.

This is a magical device that can scan dark places as if it were daytime.

Following the direction Bo Jichen pointed, Jiang Si saw her cheap husband and the short man sitting there with their backs straight, having ordered two glasses of water.

"I see him." Jiang Si reached out to touch her sunglasses, wanting to see her cheap husband more clearly.

Unexpectedly, he found nothing; Bo Jichen had taken off his sunglasses and put them back on his face.

He took out a peacock feather mask and put it on Jiang Si's face, covering half of her cheeks and revealing her light brown eyes. "Come on, Daddy, let's go for a drink."

Jiang Si, wearing a mask, followed him inside.

Once inside, you'll find that people inside the "Tu Mi" (a type of flower) are showing their chests, backs, and legs—it's all very common practice. What's even more outrageous is that there are orcs inside, showing their tails, ears, and bare chests everywhere.

Jiang Si, who has a slight fondness for fluffy creatures, felt an itch to touch the swaying tail. Bo Jichen, however, poured cold water on her enthusiasm, jokingly saying, "A beastman's big tail, swaying and standing upright, means they're courting you, wanting a one-night stand. Keep your hands to yourself!"

Fluffy-loving ginger shreds: "..."

Okay, this isn't cute fluffy.

These are orcs, orcs.

A hormonal, ill-intentioned orc.

Jiang Si smiled and put her hands behind her back to avoid the urge to touch someone's tail.

Bo Jichen saw her movements, smiled slightly, and led her closer to where Agares was.

Agares was seated on a semi-circular sofa, with himself and his men sitting to one side, while the space opposite them was empty.

Jiang Si thought Bo Jichen would take her to a seat next to him, but to her surprise, he led her to the seat of her cheap husband, and arrogantly said in a thick Northeastern accent, "Buddy, I've got my eye on your seat. I'll give you 10,000 star coins. Give me your seat."