No dog food (a slang term for public displays of affection).

He kicked over the dog bowl.

Jiang Si gritted her teeth. "Yes, your husband is clinging to you like crazy. He'll make you kneel on durians and won't let you go back to your room!"

Bo Jichen: "..."

You can't get over this hurdle, can you?

Jiang Si raised her chin: "Come on, let's hurt each other, I'm afraid of you."

Bo Jichen felt a mouthful of blood choke in his throat. His hand, which hadn't been withdrawn, pressed down on Jiang Si's face again, holding her head against his shoulder. He patted her cheek and said, "Good girl, Daddy's sweet little cotton-padded jacket. Daddy was wrong. Let's not hurt each other anymore. Daddy will cover your identity properly, cherish you, and love you well. Anyone who messes with you, Daddy will kill them."

Jiang Si draped her head over his shoulder and casually asked, "My husband is giving me a hard time, what are you planning to do about it?"

"How should we handle this?" Bo Jichen cleared his throat. "As a marshal, why is he so idle and neglectful of the planet? When I return to the capital planet, I will report to His Majesty and arrange for ten legions of colonels and above to besiege the marshal. The winner will be rewarded with a Beauty Grape grown by a 7th-level plant healer. How about that?"

Jiang Si sat up straight instantly, spitting out a string of profanities: "Get out!"

"Alright, the auction has begun." Bo Jichen sat up straight and reminded Jiang Si, "My dear, there's a yellow button and a red button on your right. The yellow button is for normal bidding, and the red button is for bidding 10 times the normal amount."

"If you want to buy something, just press the button. Each seat has a hidden number code, and they will pay you according to the number code."

Jiang Si glanced to her right and replied to Bo Jichen, "I understand."

"Oh, right, this is for you." Bo Jichen took out a pair of sunglasses from his spatial storage, fiddled with the frame of the sunglasses for a moment, and handed them to Jiang Si.

Jiang Si held up the sunglasses that covered half her face: "What are they for?"

Bo Jichen flicked her forehead: "Of course it depends on what your husband uses. Otherwise, how do you think I would know that your husband is right above us?"

Are interstellar-era technologies really that amazing?

Jiang Si put the sunglasses on her face, and the lenses automatically searched for Agareth. Then, through the lens stem and the reflection from the edges of the glasses, she could clearly see Agareth staring intently at her from directly above.

Jiang Si's heart skipped a beat. Like a thief, she pulled down her sunglasses, her heart pounding uncontrollably.

Bo Jichen tilted his eyes slightly, a faint smile playing on his lips, pushed up his glasses, and looked at the auction stage in front of him.

Bang!

The lights in the entire auction hall went out.

Only a huge beam of light shone down from the auction stage, illuminating it.

The auction was presided over by Huai Guo.

He was wearing a fine tailcoat and a bow tie.

Holding a microphone in one hand and a small hammer in the other, he struck a bell, producing a crisp and loud sound.

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the TuMi Auction House." After ringing the bell, Huai Guo said, "Today is different from the past. In the past, the midnight session had 10 items for auction. Today, there are 11 items."

"The last item is an additional auction. I already announced it on the StarNet during the day, so I don't need to say more. Now, the auction begins. The first item is an ancient book, a genuine ancient Chinese book from 3,000 years ago."

As Huai Guo finished speaking, a huge projection appeared on the auction stage.

Jiang Si took out a cup of fruit tea from her spatial button and handed it to Bo Jichen. She had just opened her own cup and taken a sip when she saw the ancient book projection on the auction stage. She spit out half of the fruit tea she had drunk.

"What's wrong?" Bo Jichen quickly took out a handkerchief and handed it to Jiang Si: "You're such a grown-up, how could you choke on your water?"

Jiang Si took the handkerchief from his hand, wiped her mouth, and pointed to the ancient book projected on the auction stage: "This is an ancient book?"

Bo Jichen countered, "Isn't it an ancient book?"

Jiang Si tightened her grip on the fruit tea cup, and said with a heavy heart, "It's an ancient book, it's an ancient book."

As she finished speaking, Huai Guo's voice rang out: "This ancient book, called Jin Ping Mei, was found by explorers who crossed five star systems, traversed the Milky Way, went to ancient Earth, and braved the dangers of radiation, mutated beasts, and zombies."

"The characters inside are not the simplest simplified Chinese characters, but ancient Chinese characters."

Ancient my ass!

Jiang Si propped her forehead up with her hand, unable to bear looking at the pages of the book turning on the projector. Damn it, she had been thinking all day that Jin Ping Mei had all sorts of sex positions, and then Jin Ping Mei appeared at the auction tonight.

It appeared not in simplified Chinese characters, but in traditional Chinese characters. In other words, the Jin Ping Mei on the stage was written in traditional Chinese characters, and it was not translated into plain language.

"This book has high archaeological value. Experts predict that solving its mysteries will help us understand the ancient Chinese civilization from 3,000 years ago, or even longer," Huai Guo said, his voice measured and measured. "Ancient China already had a history of five thousand years before the zombies arrived."

According to our historical records, more than 3,000 years ago, our ancestors passed through black holes, galaxies, entered the Milky Way, and went to ancient Earth.

"We brought back the few remaining people on Earth, the largest of whom were from ancient China. They intermarried with our ancestors, had children, and raised them."

"If you all trace your bloodline, you will surely find that you have the blood of ancient China flowing through your veins. Therefore, after this book is translated and explained, it may allow us to glimpse the most brilliant civilization and origin of our bloodline in ancient China."

Good heavens.

As a true descendant of ancient China.

Jiang Si really wanted to tell them.

This book is not a glimpse into the splendid civilization of ancient China.

It's not about exploring the origins of bloodlines.

It's a big yellow book.

108-style sex scenes with explicit content.

These aliens, who can't understand traditional Chinese characters, shouldn't have such a big misunderstanding of ancient Chinese civilization.

The people in the auction room were in an uproar because of Huai Guo's words.

Seeing this, Huai Guo said, "Such a valuable ancient book, the starting price is 10 million star coins, with each bid increasing by 100,000 star coins. Let the bidding begin now!"

A large auction with more than 100,000 people.

Everyone wants to understand the origins of China's splendid civilization.

The buttons are like they're free.

10 million Star Coins, and in the blink of an eye, it rose to 30 million Star Coins.

Taking advantage of his good view, Bo Jichen glanced at Jiang Si beside him and said, "Girl, if you want it, just take a picture. Why are you making that constipated face?"

Frustrated Jiang Si: "..."

Does she have a constipated face?

She thinks these aliens are asking for a beating.

Whom is being insulted by trying to understand ancient Chinese civilization through a yellow book?

No, we can't let someone else buy this big yellow book.

Jiang Si raised her hand and pressed the red button.

With a swipe, the starting bid had already reached 30 million Star Coins, then increased tenfold to 300 million Star Coins.

The bustling auction hall fell silent instantly.

Everyone stared in disbelief as 30 million turned into 300 million.

Who the hell is so extravagant? Others add 100,000 at a time, but he increased the total price tenfold.

Bo Jichen swallowed hard and slowly turned his head: "Baby, don't tell me you pressed the red button?"

Jiang Si blinked: "Right, didn't you say the red button increases the price tenfold? Each increase is 100,000 star coins, so even tenfold is only 1 million!"

*Smack*

Bo Jichen slapped his forehead, wincing in pain, "Baby, what I meant was that the red button multiplies the price by 10, which is 10 times the total price. That means if it's 30 million now, if you press the red button, 30 million x 10 is 300 million!"