Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
"Goddess idol, wait!" Just as Jiang Si was about to close the door, her little fanboy Chu Xi, his eyes sparkling with excitement, blurted out, "What a coincidence! You're in the same cabin as us!"
Damn it!
What a dreamlike destiny this is!
wrong!
When did she develop the ability to jinx someone?
They said they'd encounter the national guardian beast, and they did!
She just wanted to be a lazy bum, a lazy bum who could eat, wait to die, sleep with handsome brothers, and not have to work hard. Why couldn't the heavens hear her? They only heard her say that she had encountered the national guardian beast.
Jiang Si gripped the door tightly, forcing a bright smile: "Yes, what a coincidence! I didn't expect to run into you here. Where are you headed?"
Chu Xi viewed her idol and powerful figure with an eight-fold filter, and stood up with extreme respect: "We are going back to Kor Star. Miss A Jiang, where are you going?"
Jiang Si felt like a complete idiot standing at the door. She pointed behind her and said, "Oh, I bought two planets. I didn't have much important business to do, so I thought I'd go check them out, catch some rabbits, and see how to govern them. I never expected to run into you guys. What a coincidence, what a coincidence."
Chu Xi asked in surprise, "You bought the Rebirth Star and the Brilliant Star?"
Jiang Si was taken aback, then nodded: "Yes, I just bought it at the auction today."
Chu Xi suddenly realized: "No wonder we can take the same spaceship. Brilliant Star is half a light-year away from Col Star, and Rebirth Star is less than an hour away from Col Star by spaceship. The destination of this spaceship is Col Star, which happens to pass by the Rebirth Star Brilliant Star Space Station."
What a coincidence!
Who could have imagined that?
Jiang Si didn't dare look at her husband. "Oh, so that's how it is. No wonder..."
“Miss Ajahn!” Agares, with a blank, emotionless, and unremarkable face, spoke coldly and ruthlessly: “The spaceship is about to take off. If you stand at the door, not only will you be prone to falling and causing adverse damage to the spaceship, but you will also cause us undisclosed harm.”
Is she a giant mutant beast?
Or are they Zerg parasites, or zombies?
Could her fall cause adverse damage to the spaceship?
Who hurt whom?
That's really lacking in emotional intelligence.
wrong.
Bo, that scoundrel, said he might have figured out that she was his wife.
But now it doesn't look like it at all.
Is Bo Xilai lying to her?
Do you want her to lose her composure?
Pah! Dream on!
Jiang Si glanced at Agares and said in a deep voice, "Sorry, I'll go find the flight attendant to change seats. I won't disturb your rest any longer. Goodbye!"
Agares narrowed his eyes: "Am I a venomous snake or a ferocious beast? Do you think Miss Ajahn should run away like a mouse in front of a cat when she sees me?"
Jiang Si's body, which was trying to turn, was abruptly stuck and she couldn't turn around.
What does "cheap husband" mean?
Did she actually reveal her true identity to him?
Why does it make people feel so uneasy?
"Of course not! How could His Highness be a venomous snake or a ferocious beast? No venomous snake or ferocious beast has legs as long as His Highness's, is so handsome, rich, and a good fighter!" Jiang Si showered her cheap husband with compliments, then listed her own shortcomings: "Mainly, I snore, grind my teeth, talk in my sleep, grunt and groan, and kick off the covers when I sleep. I'm afraid of disturbing your rest, so..."
All right.
Her cheap husband stared straight at her.
I can't make this up anymore.
"It's okay, I snore, talk in my sleep, and grind my teeth when I sleep too!" Chu Xi thought that her idol goddess was embarrassed because she thought she had too many shortcomings, so she quickly came up to save face for her goddess: "Snoring is caused by objective factors such as enlarged tonsils, nasal inflammation, and tonsillitis. Miss A Jiang is so thin and healthy, she certainly doesn't have any of the above problems, so it can only be that the pillow is not adjusted properly, causing snoring."
"As for sleep talking, it is a common sleep disorder caused by mental tension, excessive stress, or encountering something happy during the day, which causes the language center to remain in an excited state, resulting in sleep talking. As long as you adjust your state, it is not a serious problem."
"Teeth grinding, in addition to being caused by emotions such as tension, anxiety, stress, anger or frustration, may also be related to central nervous system dysfunction. However, these problems are not serious and are minor issues."
"The groans and whimpers aren't a sign of illness; they mean Miss Jiang is in a relaxed state while sleeping. As for kicking off the covers, it's mainly because the room temperature wasn't adjusted properly. After Miss Jiang graduates from military academy, she can choose to accompany her husband to the military base. With her husband watching over her, she definitely won't kick off the covers anymore!"
Ginger shreds: "..."
Should she ask her cheap husband to watch her so she doesn't kick off the covers?
Judging from the case of the cheap husband's terminal chauvinistic tendencies.
Even if she reveals her true identity, as long as he doesn't fall in love with her, they still won't be able to sleep together, let alone share a blanket. Dream on!
Just then, Agares spoke up: "Snoring, teeth grinding, sleep talking—would these seriously affect her?"
“It’s not serious. Judging from her breathing, it’s just an occasional thing.” Chu Xi paused for a moment, her attitude both sincere and earnest, her eyes filled with a cautious and discerning look, as she said to Jiang Si, “Miss Jiang, if you trust me, I’ll examine you now and then prescribe the right medicine.”
Ginger shreds: "..."
What a huge hole you dug for yourself!
She forgot that her cheap husband valued her status as a level 7 plant therapist.
They also forgot that Chu Xi was the chief healer of the Hunter Legion.
The minor issues she mentioned were nothing to them; they could easily resolve them.
"Thank you for your concern, Your Highness!" Jiang Si coughed lightly. "Healer Chu Xi, thank you for your kind analysis. Perhaps I'm too excited about my recent plans to buy a planet, build my career, and reunited with my father, which has caused these minor health issues to arise!"
The goddess is the most beautiful.
The goddess is the most beautiful.
Whatever the goddess says goes.
With a touch of the 8x filter, everything her idol said was right: "Hmm, then you don't need to worry too much. Come in quickly, the spaceship is about to take off."
As soon as he finished speaking, the ship began to announce, "Dear passengers, welcome aboard this spaceship. This is the G9 spaceship, traveling from Cold Shattered Star to Kor Star, passing through 8 planets, with a journey time of 6 hours!"
Seeing that she didn't move, Agares stared at her with his dark eyes, and his voice returned to that of the stern and impartial imperial light who always upheld the law: "Miss Agares, according to the Air Safety Management Regulations, changing seats without authorization, grabbing seats, or standing at the door like you are all illegal and violate the Air Safety Hazards Law!"
Ginger shreds: "..."
This is truly something I've never seen before.
My cheap husband remains as stubborn as ever.
No one can shake his title as the number one straight man in the universe.
That's amazing.
That's absolutely incredible.
Given his incredibly low emotional intelligence, she would never believe he could uncover her true identity.
Jiang Si suddenly felt that she could go crazy and court death on the edge again, and grinned to reveal her beautiful white teeth: "Your Highness, you are right, I was wrong, I will sit down immediately."
After speaking, she stepped inside and closed the door behind her. Unfortunately, she ended up sitting next to her cheap husband. Although the seat was spacious enough, she still inevitably bumped into Agares' arm when she sat down.
She hadn't even had a chance to apologize to Agares.
Agares lowered his arm from the armrest of the seat.
This gesture, which conveyed a sense of disdain and avoidance, allowed Jiang Si's thoughts to wander freely, making her even more certain that her cheap husband hadn't uncovered her true identity.
She said sweetly, "I'm sorry, Your Highness!"
Agares slowly turned his head, his dark eyes as black as night, and asked pointedly, "What mistake are you admitting?"
Jiang Si smirked and asked smugly, "Of course it's my fault for running into you. What else could I have done wrong?"
Agares frowned slightly, his dark eyes deep and unfathomable as he stared at her for a moment: "Yes, you're right. You just like to play around and don't want others to know your identity."
Chu Xi inexplicably shrank back, feeling a chill emanating from his commander's concealed aura. Afraid that his idol goddess would be bullied, he weakly said, "Commander, Miss A Jiang's identity is special, and it's understandable that she doesn't want others to know..."
Agares looked at Jiang Si, then his gaze instantly fell on Chu Xi's face. He interrupted Chu Xi without room for argument and ordered him, "Chu Xi, the healer, go out and find the flight attendant to move your seat to the side of Admiral Bo Jichen. Supervise him to copy the Imperial Criminal Code right now."