Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Jiang Si looked in the direction of the sound and saw a woman with a full head of red hair, a bewitching appearance, wearing a red dress, 8-centimeter high heels, and bright red lips, walking over with a seductive sway.
“Dead Tombstone, I’ll give you one more chance to rephrase your words. Say it again!” Bo Jichen glared at Si Mubei: “If you say it wrong, I’ll pull out your tongue and knock out your teeth.”
The alluring Si Mubei, exuding fragrance, curled her red lips into a smile, cast a seductive glance, and pointed her delicate finger at Bo Jichen's chest: "Oh my god, you scumbag! You used to call me Little Beibei, now you call me a dead tombstone! Have you lost your conscience? For you, I almost risked my life against the Rose Legion's patrol ship with my frail body, and this is how you treat me? You heartless bastard!"
Jiang Si couldn't help but shiver. Her gaze suddenly fell on Si Mubei's chest. His chest wasn't big, at most an A cup, and it looked like it was being stretched by a sponge.
So...so...this person is also a cross-dresser?
This is a bolt from the blue! These days, there are fake identities everywhere, and cross-dressers are all over the place?
"Smack!"
Bo Jichen showed no mercy and slapped Si Mubei's hand: "Men and women should not touch each other. Be more reserved. My tastes are simple. You are so ugly that you are not even on my menu. If you weren't somewhat useful, I wouldn't even bother to look at you."
Si Mubei's hand was red from being slapped. She pouted her red lips and rubbed the back of her hand, her eyes welling up with tears. She looked like a naive girl who had just encountered a scumbag: "Oh, my dear, my love for you is as clear as the sun and moon and as worthy of witnessing heaven and earth."
"I know you don't love me, but even though you treat me like a dog, I still love you like my first love. Darling, I love you, mmm, give me a kiss!"
Si Mubei pouted her red lips and kissed Bo Jichen.
Such a greasy performance.
It made Jiang Si gag, but luckily she covered her mouth with her hand and didn't vomit.
Without saying a word, Bo Jichen clenched his fist and punched Si Mubei on the forehead.
Si Mubei tilted her head and dodged, "You jerk, you want to ruin my face?"
Bo Jichen shook off the fist that had missed him. "Be serious. My daughter is right here. Don't corrupt her. My daughter is very innocent."
"Is she really your daughter?" Si Mubei turned his head and looked Jiang Si up and down, saying, "You scoundrel, don't lie to me. With your cowardly appearance and wicked mind, how could you give birth to such a fair-skinned, delicate, and adorable daughter? Do you think I'm blind?"
"You're blind anyway, can't you see my big daughter?" Bo Jichen stood next to Jiang Si: "Look at our eyes, aren't they both dark and similar? And look at our mouths... whatever, she's my daughter, believe it or not!"
Aren't his eyes purple?
Now they're wearing a fake face, trying to make others think they look alike?
Is he burying his head in the sand, deceiving himself, or is he treating others like fools?
Jiang Si stretched out her hand and shook it at Si Mu Bei, saying sweetly and obediently, "Hello, nice to meet you, Sister Mu Bei, my name is Bo Jiang Jiang!"
Si Mubei's heart skipped a beat, his mouth slightly agape, and he clutched his chest. "Oh, you scoundrel, your daughter is so adorable! Where did you get such a cute daughter? Get me one too!"
Are all robbers this unreliable these days?
How could Red Eyebrows' fleet be ranked number 1 on the Starship Pirates list with his abilities?
Bo Jichen waved his hand as if shooing away flies and said, "There's only one, no other branch. Take my daughter to see them, let her get to know those scoundrels. Don't let them scare my daughter. Then go around again and land on Rebirth Star."
Let her get to know robbers and bandits.
Where is he going?
Jiang Si asked, "Dad, aren't you going?"
Bo Jichen pointed to his personal terminal: "You go with them first, they're really fun. Take your time having fun, I'll send a message back to your brother."
Should I reply to His Majesty's message?
All right.
Disturbing someone's loving relationship is an act deserving of divine retribution.
Jiang Si had just given Si Mubei a sweet smile and was about to speak when Si Mubei glared at Bo Jichen and cursed, "You scoundrel, it's one thing to have such a grown daughter behind my back, but you also have a son?"
"Cough!" Bo Jichen choked on his saliva and coughed.
Seeing this, Jiang Si reached out and took Si Mubei's arm, her voice sweet and soft: "Of course, Sister Mubei, my dad loves my brother very much, but please don't make things difficult for my dad by talking about my brother. Take me to see him first, okay?"
Si Mubei's old heart instantly melted. She raised her chin, exuding a queenly aura: "Come on, I'll take you to those scoundrels to collect gifts. Let me tell you, those scoundrels are rich. Just accept whatever they give you. Don't be polite to them."
Are there more gifts to receive?
You can still sneak something out?
It's foolish not to take advantage of a good deal.
Not only should we accept it!
You also have to remind others to give.
As soon as Jiang Si Xiaobailian appeared, her voice was as sweet as honey: "Sister Mu Bei, did you also prepare a gift for me?"
Si Mubei was taken aback, then patted his chest: "Of course I have one, don't worry, my gift will definitely outshine those jerks."
Jiang Si's eyebrows curved into a smile, and she blurted out, "Thank you, Sister Mu Bei, you're so kind!"
Si Mubei was blown away by the wind and quickly began to think about how to win over this soft, cute, and fair-skinned girl of the scoundrel and make her a bandit who conquers the stars and the sea!
"Thank you for your guidance, Marshal." Chi Xi, his face bruised and swollen, and his whole body aching, saluted Agares: "I have benefited greatly and look forward to the next training camp on Planet Kor."
Agares lowered his sleeves, straightened his clothes, and with a masked face, not a drop of sweat fell, as if the hour and a half of fighting had never happened: "General Chixi, do you know what Article 599 of the Imperial Criminal Code is?"
Chi Xi was taken aback, recalling the days when he was training on Planet Ke'er and was punished by the Marshal to copy 599 punishments. He knew them.
Chi Xi replied respectfully, "Article 599 of the Imperial Criminal Code states that any act that disrupts the marital relationship of a soldier, especially the marriage of a frontline combat officer, is called the crime of disrupting military marriage!"
Agares raised an eyelid, and the hatch in front of him slowly opened. The Rose Legion's patrol ship had arrived at Col Star and was hovering in mid-air outside the Col Star Hunting Legion: "Miss Agar's husband is a front-line combatant and also a member of the Hunting Legion."
Chi Xi gasped, suddenly feeling even more pain all over his body, his bruised and swollen face also aching.
Agares turned slightly, his deep eyes fixed on Chi Xi: "General Chi Xi, as a general of the Empire, you attempted to disrupt a military marriage right before my eyes. You are breaking the law!"
Chi Xi's nerves tightened, ignoring the screaming pain all over his body, and he hurriedly explained, "I'm sorry, Commander, the information I received was inaccurate. I assure you, I really didn't mean it. Please punish me!"