I Rely on Birthing Babies to Become Popular Across the Interstellar

Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.

The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...

Chapter 318 Husband Exposes Cheap Deals: The Oddities of Moms and Dads

Yu Feifei, holding up her skirt with one hand, slapped the back of her second son's head with the other and cursed, "You damn sissy, can't you be a little more reliable? You're still going to tie him up? He could blast you into dust, leaving not even ashes!"

How could he even think of that? And to offer an estimate? He'd be offering an estimate for a dead man's head. Does he have a death wish?

Simu Bei pouted, his pink lips slightly bruised from the blow, and his pink-nailed fingers curled up as he stomped his foot, saying, "You've disappointed me so much! You have no sense of responsibility as bandits whatsoever. Is this what you call blasting him to smithereens? If we tied him up, our Red Eyebrow Fleet would be infamous throughout the entire galaxy..."

"Slap!" Bo Jichen walked to the tent entrance, stretched out his hand, and slapped Si Mubei on the back of the head as well: "You dead tombstone, what are you thinking? That's our daughter's husband!"

"What?" The people standing at the tent entrance turned around and looked at Bo Jichen, their eyes wide as if they were staring at him.

Their loud "What?" made them all turn around and look behind them. Jiang Si hurriedly explained to her cheap husband, "Your Highness, my parents are obsessed with the idea that they are bandits, and you are dressed like this. They are putting up a psychological defense. Please wait a moment. They will come over once they have put up their psychological defense!"

Agares glanced at the people at the tent entrance in the distance, saw his teacher, narrowed his eyes, then looked away, took out a bunch of cherry tomatoes from his spatial storage, and handed them to Jiang Si!

Ginger shreds: "..."

What's the meaning?

Is he returning the cherry tomatoes she gave him to her?

Jiang Si blinked: "Your Highness, what's wrong...?"

Agares held out the cherry tomatoes to her, his hoarse voice deep: "Aren't you hungry? It looks like your parents need a little more time to build up their mental defenses!"

Jiang Si scratched her head, chuckled dryly, and took the cherry tomato: "Thank you, Your Highness!"

"No need to be polite..."

Before Agares could even finish saying "I'm angry," Jiang Si called out to Yuan Yigun, holding a cherry tomato in one hand and beckoning to him with the other: "Come here, little one, eat some cherry tomatoes, wait for Daddy and Mommy!"

Agares: "..."

"Keep your voice down!" Bo Jichen said through gritted teeth. "Do you really want to get blasted to smithereens by Agares and sold for money?"

"No, it's not the boss!" Fu Huan pulled everyone back into the tent: "The marshal of the Troia Empire, Prince Agares, is our daughter's husband. Why didn't you tell us?"

Bo Jichen, true to his dog-like and thieving nature, remained calm and composed, turning the tables and saying, "Heaven and earth bear witness, didn't I tell you? Didn't you ask first? I reminded you countless times to avenge my daughter and to gang up on her, but who knew you bunch of bullies and mothers were so unreliable, cowards as eggs!"

Everyone: "..."

Is this some kind of unreliable, cowardly, and worthless nonsense?

Who the hell would have thought they were bandits who became the father-in-law and mother-in-law of a military leader?

That's not how it's portrayed on TV, is it?

Even those couples on StarNet wouldn't dare write like this, right?

"Wait a minute!" Si Mubei forgot to use his falsetto and said in a loud, masculine voice, "You scoundrel, your daughter is Agares' wife, and Agares is a prince and marshal of the empire, so who are you...?"

Bo Jichen's lips curled into a smirk as he glanced at the crowd, letting out a sinister laugh: "Oh my, you're all interested in my private life? Come on, let's chat about this. You dead tombstone, years ago, I accidentally saw you taking a bath, and the tail in the water looked a bit......"

Before he could finish speaking, Si Mubei glared at him and said, "Shut up, you dog! Don't think I can't beat you. If you've got the guts, let's fight one-on-one!"

Bo Jichen's sinister smile deepened, and he changed the subject, turning his gaze to Yu Feifei: "Feifei, the Fourth Civilization is actually quite good, it's just that the levels and status are a bit..."

"Oh dear!" Yu Feifei smiled brightly, grabbed Bo Jichen's sleeve, shook his arm, and interrupted his hesitant words: "Boss, boss, you are my dearest boss, what are you saying? Our daughter's ability to marry the Marshal of the Troya Empire is our daughter's own achievement, it has nothing to do with you, boss!"

Bo Jichen gave a perfunctory "oh" and then looked at Fu Huan.

Fu Huan rolled up his sleeves, and before he could speak, his survival instincts kicked in: "Boss, that brat Agareth dared to bully our daughter, I have to teach him a lesson, otherwise he doesn't deserve to be our daughter's dad!"

Gong Gong echoed and begged for mercy: "That's right, boss, we'll do whatever you tell us to do. Forget about other identities, I only know that you are my boss forever!"

Bo Jichen asked, feigning nonchalance, "Aren't you guys interested in my identity anymore?"

Everyone shook their heads.

No, no, I wouldn't dare.

I can't beat them.

Bo Jichen nodded in satisfaction: "In that case, I'll tell you guys that our daughter likes to play..."

He quickly told the 20 people present that Agares knew his daughter was his wife, but she was playing hide-and-seek with him and thought her identity as his wife was not revealed!

So the guys need to cooperate with her performance and make sure the girl doesn't know that Agareth already knows she's his wife.

He told them that since his daughter had brought Agareth with her, their identities as bandits had not been exposed. As long as he kept a low profile, they could safely play on the edge of a knife and in a boiling oil pot!

"Did you guys understand?" Bo Jichen asked after finishing his sentence. "If you didn't understand, I'll explain it again and remind you of the key points."

Everyone answered in unison, "We understand!"

To be a robber to this extent is truly the most thrilling thing ever!

Just thinking about it makes me feel like I've reached the pinnacle of my life!

This is even more exciting than tying up Agareth!

"Alright!" Bo Jichen made the decision: "Now go out and meet your son-in-law. Remember, you are not bandits, but Agares's father-in-law and mother-in-law!"

Everyone was immediately filled with excitement!

Traversing the vast universe.

Who can be as awesome as their father-in-law and mother-in-law, who are military leaders?

Bo Jichen and his 20 bandits emerged from the tent and approached Agares. Ten more joined their ranks, and the 30 bandits stood brazenly before Agares.

Jiang Si quickly stuffed the last cherry tomato into Yuan Yigun's mouth, then rushed over to Agares and said, "Your Highness, this is my dad and mom. They all idolize Red Eyebrows and are the most senior bandit fans!"

Jiang Si skipped over Bo Jichen and introduced Si Mubei, who was wearing a women's dress and had long, straight black hair, to Agares: "Your Highness, this is my Si Mubei, my mom!"

Agares' dark eyes were as deep as the sea. He glanced at his teacher, who was disguised as a middle-aged man, and walked up to Si Mubei with a calm, noble and elegant demeanor. He extended his hand to Si Mubei and said, "It's a pleasure to meet you, Ms. Si Mubei. My name is Agares, and I live on the capital planet of the Troia Empire. May I ask what race Ms. Si Mubei is and what planet she lives on?"

Si Mubei's heart skipped a beat. His daughter's husband was going to dig up his past? This was unacceptable!

Stay calm!

Stay calm!

Stay calm!

The scoundrel said they were his father-in-law and mother-in-law.

As long as you show the authority of your mother-in-law, Agares won't dare to act recklessly!

Si Mubei gracefully tossed her hair, reached out and took Agares's hand, smiling politely as she said, "Hello, Your Highness. I am a human, and I no longer have a home. I am with some like-minded friends, and we make our home wherever we are!"

Agares raised a handsome eyebrow, gripped Simu Bei's hand tightly, and said in a sharp yet deep voice, "Ms. Simu Bei, humans don't have tails, but your tail is showing, and it's very beautiful!"