I Rely on Birthing Babies to Become Popular Across the Interstellar

Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.

The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...

Chapter 323 Advising Parents to Be Kind

Clang!

Splash!

The bandits were stunned, as if struck by a thunderbolt.

The bowls and plates in front of me, and the chopsticks in my hand, were all on the ground.

Jiang Si blinked, quickly scanning the numerous cheap dads and moms, and once again felt that they were incredibly weak.

Look at them now, staring in disbelief and trying to cover up their misdeeds. They're not acting like the number one bandit fleet on the leaderboard at all!

To be a robber, you have to be like a thief: change your ways but not your enemies, and never admit anything without evidence. Look at him, how happily he's eating now, completely unaffected by Agareth, with nothing but his appetite in his eyes.

"The Red Eyebrow Fleet is so amazing, 30-odd people did the work of 300?" Jiang Si looked at Agares with admiration, "That's excellent, Your Highness!"

The Emperor of the Empire, the national idol Agares, never denies the excellence of others, and always finds something to learn from their achievements: "Yes, they are excellent. Among the bandit groups of the past ten years or so, the Red Eyebrows Fleet is the most disciplined, rigorous, and cooperative!"

"Although they are few in number, according to the limited images and data available, every time they make a move, it is after meticulous surveying and reconnaissance, and they never fail!"

"What's most commendable is that even when they're double-crossing each other, they only take the hits and rarely kill anyone. And when they hijack commercial spaceships, they never hijack the air!"

"What do you mean by 'never robbed the empty house'?" Jiang Si asked, puzzled. These bandits, do they have a sense of honor in their thievery?

Agares' dark eyes swept over the bandits: "They rob commercial ships, taking only 60% of the goods on board, leaving the remaining 40% untouched. They truly live up to their name; they want to make sure others go hungry. So, the Red-Eyebrowed Bandit Fleet is very special and very unconventional!"

"Because they are special and unconventional, they have broken the rules of the trade and threatened the interests of other bandits. Therefore, other bandit fleets regard them as a thorn in their side and take pride in eliminating them. If they weren't so united and powerful, they would have been wiped out long ago!"

"Clap clap clap!"

Jiang Si clapped her hands, her face full of longing and flattery, and blurted out: "Your Highness, this kind of bandit group is so humane, so enviable! Oh my god, I wonder where to find them? Do they still take people? Your Highness, how about I go and help them? Would they accept me?"

Agares: "..."

The bandits: "..."

Where has this art style gone off track?

I thought they were going to be wiped out in one fell swoop!

Unexpectedly, it was a false alarm. I even got praised by this seemingly annoying bastard. Actually, this bastard who loves to tell the truth isn't so annoying after all!

Yes, I don't dislike it.

Far from disliking him, after being praised by him, she inexplicably felt that this cheap son-in-law was actually not bad and worthy of liking.

Is this what they mean by rivals being attracted to each other to become rivals?

A strange and tragic relationship between officials and bandits?

"Ta-da!"

Bo Jichen tapped the bowl with his chopsticks, "Are you bunch of trash going to eat or not? If you're done eating, hurry up and get back to work. There are plenty of level 5 or higher mutated beasts on this planet!"

"You really think that just because your daughter is taking care of you in your old age, she can sit around eating and doing nothing? Your Highness, come on, have a rabbit leg, don't be shy!"

After Bo Jichen finished speaking, he stood up, picked up a rabbit leg, and placed it in Agares' bowl.

The robbers came to their senses and started picking up chopsticks and bowls. Since they were on the grass and not dirty, and there were no bowls, they wiped them on their clothes and kept them usable.

"Jiang Jiang, eat up!" Yuan Yigun found a big bowl from somewhere and, while his many parents were in a daze, filled it with meat. He placed it in front of Jiang Si and urged her, "Eat up, eat up. After we finish, we'll discuss the overall tone of the planet's infrastructure and what style it should be!"

Jiang Si withdrew her gaze from Agares and saw a large bowl of meat in front of her. Her eyes immediately lit up. Sure enough, her own panda cub was the best!

In an instant, Jiang Si's expression changed faster than flipping through a book. She completely ignored her cheap husband to her right, and picked up a large mouthful of the cold vegetable salad in front of him and put it into Yuan Yi's bowl: "Okay, okay, baby, you eat vegetables too. I specially made these vegetables for you. They're cold, without oil or salt. Eat more, don't worry about eating too much salt causing your fur to fall out, or too much oil making your fur look bad!"

Agares: "..."

"You eat too, these are hand-peeled bamboo shoots I made!" Yuan Yigun pushed a plate of hand-peeled bamboo shoots in front of Jiang Si, looking at her expectantly, not like a panda cub, but like a little puppy begging for praise and a head pat.

“Okay, let’s eat together!” Jiang Si replied in a clear voice, and didn’t forget to give the first hand-peeled bamboo shoot to Yuan Yi before happily eating it.

In an instant, everything was swept away!

None of the 30 robbers were slow; each one ate what was in their hand, eyed what was in their bowl, and grabbed what was in their basin. Each had their own food bucket, and they were all incredibly voracious eaters.

More than half an hour later, the 30 bandits, each with a full belly, lay down on the grass, rubbing their stomachs and exclaiming in unison!

"That's awesome! Life is like this. I'm going to roam the stars and the sea. I'd rather step aside and just drink and wait to die, a good-for-nothing clinging to my daughter's leg!"

"I've decided to leave the stars and the sea behind and focus solely on my daughter, digging the ground, watering the vegetables, and hunting rabbits for her!"

"Don't steal my business! Dig the ground for your daughter, I'll take care of it, you all step aside!"

"Wait a minute, guys!" Si Mubei, the second-in-command of the Red Eyebrow Fleet who had always wanted to get rid of the leader, got up and gathered his buddies around him, asking in a low voice, "Do you guys think our boss is really that despicable, shameless, vile, and treacherous dog thief Bo Jichen who single-handedly took on the entire Star Sea Pirates?"

Everyone's gazes were fixed not on him, but on their leader chatting with Agares in the distance.

I've been looking at it for ages!

Yu Feifei replied, "Second brother, don't blame your sister for not reminding you, no matter who he is, you can't outmaneuver him!"

Si Mubei: "..."

No one can outdo him in dog-dog mode!

He's just of noble blood and disdains to be his dog!

Lingdian nodded in agreement: "That's right, second brother. Think about it, in the past 10 years, when have you ever thought about taking him down? Did you take him down? No. Even though he hasn't returned to the fleet in recent years, he's still above you. He's a legend. Compared to him, you're just a newbie. Don't go and humiliate yourself."

Si Mubei: "..."

Who's the newbie?

Can a rookie become the second-in-command of the Red Eyebrows Fleet?

These grandsons boost the morale of others while diminishing their own prestige; they deserve not to rise to power.

Fu Huan clapped his hands and feet together and said, "Second brother, actually, you don't need to dig too deep. Before, when we suspected his identity, he directly listed all our disguises. If we really angered him, if he really is that scoundrel, all of us wouldn't be enough for him to use against his beloved disciple!"

Si Mubei: "..."

Ptooey!

Who knows if he's just bluffing or just guessing!

That scoundrel's words cannot be trusted, not even a single punctuation mark!

Zhuo Zhi nodded heavily: "That's right, second brother. If our boss really is that scoundrel Bo Jichen, have you forgotten that everyone who once made it into the top 10 of the individual rankings was caught by him and sent to Agares as a gift for his 18th birthday military training?"

"With someone as formidable as him, and his student present, if we act rashly, we'll be used as cannon fodder and blasted into dust, believe it or not?"