Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
"Bad guys?" Jiang Si pointed at Agares, then instantly pointed at the nearly 20 bandits outside the pit, asking Simu Bei, "You bastards?"
Si Mubei's eyes lit up, and his shout was sharp, loud, and certain: "That's right, a bad guy and a bunch of old scoundrels bullying a little cutie like you, no way! They'll give you kisses, hugs, and lift you up high!"
Jiang Si, embarrassed and angry, said, "Yes, they don't kiss, hug, or lift me up high. That's too much!"
After saying that, he casually flicked the willow branch, which flew towards Si Mubei's tail.
Si Mubei's expression changed drastically. Why was he always the one who got hurt?
Was he wrong?
That's right!
He couldn't dodge in time. Yan Liu wrapped his bald tail around it and dragged him out to Jiang Si.
Jiang Si lifted Si Mubei up, saying, "Big bad wolf, will you fight the bad guys and bastards with me?"
The bandits: "..."
Who wouldn't kiss, hug, and lift her up high?
Is there a chance?
There's no chance.
A dead tombstone is definitely a sign of wanting to die!
Bo Jichen moved to the side even faster, widening the distance between himself and these scumbags, so that he could remain unscathed if a fight broke out.
Si Mubei's eyes widened in disbelief. So, he had been dragged up here just to be a scoundrel with him? What a wonderful job!
Si Mubei glanced back and saw the unpleasant expressions on the faces of those scumbags. He agreed crisply and loudly, "Okay, of course, but you have to let me go!"
Jiang Si shook the willow branch, released him, and then stomped her foot on the ground. The grass on the ground sprang up like steel thorns and swarmed forward.
The bandits standing outside the pit jumped up to avoid the grass, but as soon as they landed, they landed on the grass, which was as sharp as steel thorns.
They screamed in agony as they were stabbed, crying out, "It hurts so much!"
"My dear daughter, it's me, Fu Huan's father! You mustn't be bewitched by that dead tombstone; it's the real villain!"
Si Mubei's eyes widened like copper bells as he looked at his scoundrel colleagues who had the desire but not the courage to steal. He raised his hand, turned on his personal computer, switched to photo mode, and started snapping away at his scoundrel colleagues, capturing their pathetic state with thorns stuck in their buttocks, feet, and hands.
While taking pictures, she didn't forget to cheer and shout to her daughter, "My little Jiang Jiang is so great! Keep it up, little darling! You are the best, the cutest, and the most beautiful!"
He finished speaking.
With a bang.
He was kicked in the butt by Agares and sent flying back into the crater he had created.
"Eek~"
Jiang Si heard a soft moan, turned around, and couldn't find the big bad wolf. Instead, she saw her husband with a sullen face. "Where's my big bad wolf?" she cried.
Agares remained expressionless, his face taut, the redness still lingering on his cheeks, neck, and ears: "I kicked him into the ditch!"
The unreasonable Jiang Sansui angrily said, "You kicked my big bad wolf into a pit, and I'll kick you into a pit too."
As she spoke, she attacked him.
As Agares dodged at lightning speed, he rushed towards Jiang Si.
Bo Jichen, who was watching the commotion from a distance, licked his dry lips, rolled his eyes, and silently opened the video call with His Majesty.
As soon as the video call connected, he adjusted the camera on his personal terminal and said to His Majesty the Emperor of the Empire, as if seeking praise, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, look at the scene! Look at the scene!"
When Emperor Relos of the Empire saw his younger brother, Imperial Marshal Prince Agares, beating his wife, his voice immediately turned cold and icy as he called out Bo Jichen's name: "Bo Jichen, you have a very advantageous position, a perfect spot to watch the show. Very well, you don't need to return to the palace. Goodbye!"
"Your Majesty..."
Before the word "down" could even be uttered, the connection on the quantum computer had already been severed.
The game is over!
Bo Jichen wanted to slap himself. He had forgotten that his emperor was a seasoned brother-obsessed and ginger-obsessed man, and would not join him in watching his wayward disciple and his leaky little darling fight.
Jiang Si attacked multiple times but failed to bring Agares down. She threw him into the pit, and his temper grew even worse.
Agares tried to get close to her, but he could never get close, as if an invisible barrier surrounded her, preventing him from approaching.
The bandits, pierced by countless blades of grass and steel spikes, shouted, "Daughter, Daddy knows he was wrong. Daddy will give you kisses and hugs!"
"Yeah, honey, Daddy's almost had his ass pierced!"
"So noisy!" Jiang Si casually flicked her wrist, and a huge wave of mental energy, like a shockwave, struck the numerous bandits who were leaping on the grass and steel spikes.
"ah!"
"ah!"
"ah!"
The bandits had no way to escape, and screams of agony rose and fell.
One after another, like dumplings being dropped into a pot, numerous bandits were thrown into the crater created by Si Mubei by the enormous shockwave of spiritual energy.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... poor Si Mubei, who was kicked in the butt and back in by Agares.
They smashed one of them in, pinning Si Mubei down.
Si Mubei, like a turtle whose body had been pinched, let out a soft whimper, stretched out his arms and legs, and straightened his tail.
There were about 20 people stacked on top of each other. He made 20 whimpering noises, stretched his arms and legs and straightened his tail 20 times!
Agares was also affected by the powerful shockwave and mental energy, which slowed his movements for a moment. Then, a beastly roar rang out.
Immediately, a black cheetah, over two meters tall with bared fangs, leaped out and opened its blood-red maw to bite Agares!
Bo Jichen's lips curled into a smirk, a glint of shrewdness flashing in his eyes, as he shouted at Jiang Si, "Jiang Jiang, my darling, quickly save your husband! Your husband is about to be eaten by wild beasts!"