Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Upon hearing this, Jiang Si turned around and shouted at Bo Jichen, who was shouting, "You scoundrel, don't lie to me! I know you summoned this beast, you wicked fox!"
The cunning fox and treacherous scoundrel Bo Jichen: "..."
That black cotton-padded jacket is so drafty and hurtful; even though she's drunk from the smell, she still hasn't forgotten to curse him.
Was he such a failure as a cheap tycoon?
No way!
"Besides, how can my husband be my husband if he can't even beat such a tiny little cutie?" Jiang Si said with a grin, then asked Agares, "Right, husband!"
Agares did not answer her. Facing the two-meter-tall black cheetah with its gaping maw open, he clenched his fist, his hand enveloped in white light, and punched the cheetah on the head.
With just one punch, the cheetah's skull was broken, and it let out a miserable "meow, howl..."
Immediately, the cheetah's massive body tumbled through the air like a kite with a broken string, heading straight for the deep crater created by Simubei.
The bandits in the deep pit didn't have time to escape before the cheetah, which was over two meters tall and weighed several hundred kilograms, crushed them solidly.
Simubei, at the very bottom, was in the worst condition. His face was embedded in the ground, with only the back of his head showing. His two arms were horizontal, his two legs were straight, and his huge, bald tail between his buttocks was twitching and trembling with its fleshy tip showing.
"Clap clap clap!"
Jiang Si clapped her hands, skipped over to Agares, grabbed his hand that was hitting the cheetah, and shook it: "Honey, you're so amazing! You knocked that little cutie down with one punch. I couldn't do that!"
Bo Jichen, who loved watching the drama unfold, wiped away non-existent sweat, silently adjusted his personal terminal, took a picture of Agares and Jiang Si, and sent it to His Majesty the Emperor of the Empire, along with a pitiful message: "Your Majesty, the outside world is so cruel and terrifying, I want to go back to the palace!"
Agares looked down at his flushed wife, his gaze deepening and shifting, before patiently asking, "Can't you take it down?"
Jiang Si blinked her bright, misty eyes, stood on tiptoe, and whispered, "Honey, look down, I want to talk to you alone!"
Agares bent down and lowered his head.
Jiang Si leaned close to his ear and said with a grin, "I can twist its head off, but I can't tell anyone. Lots of bad people are watching!"
Agares tilted his head slightly, his gaze fixed on the cheetah and the person trapped beneath it in the enormous crater: "Those bad people who didn't feed you, didn't give you water, and even beat and cursed you?"
Jiang Si pouted and nodded, "Yes, it's them. There are so many of them, they're impossible to kill or wipe out!"
Agares' voice was low and slow, with a hint of coaxing as he asked, "With so many bad people, in which star system and on which planet are they?"
"Hmm...hmm..." Jiang Si hummed twice, tilted her head, thought for a moment, then opened her mouth slightly, widened her eyes, took a step back, and changed her expression again: "I remember now, you bad guy, you wanted to divorce me, didn't you?"
She was still holding onto Agares's hand, staring at him with wide eyes, her cheeks puffed up like a bloated frog or a haughty cat with its fur standing on end.
"I……"
Jiang Si stomped her feet, shook Agares's hand, and interrupted him unreasonably and willfully: "Tell me, tell me if you want a divorce? I'm so cute, how can you divorce me?"
Agares, his face as red as if on end, watched her puff out her cheeks and stomp her feet in anger, still not letting go of his hand, and asked in a hoarse voice, "Yes, you're so cute, why would I divorce you?"
The puffed-up little frog deflated instantly, and the ruffled kitten was immediately smoothed out, stopped stomping its feet, and began to proudly boast about itself: "Yes, yes, I'm so cute, so beautiful, you won't divorce me, right, right?"
Agares' dark eyes stared at his wife, who was looking up with her head held high and gazing at him with her dark, wet eyes. He said solemnly and very seriously, "Yes, you are so cute and beautiful. It was all my fault before. I will never mention divorce to you again!"
The proud little kitten instantly wagged its tail, its eyes crinkling with laughter. It released his hand, put its hands on its hips, raised its chin, and snorted, saying in a cute but fierce tone, "You're smart enough to forgive me. If you mention divorce to me again, I'll twist your head off, you hear me?"
A faint smile played on Agares' lips: "I heard you!"
The kitten, hands on its hips, raised its paws, its eyes crinkling with laughter, and leaned forward: "Honey, I want a hug..."
Faced with the kitten throwing itself into his arms, the Imperial Marshal and national idol, Agares, froze and hesitated for a moment.
His hesitation infuriated Bo Jichen, who was watching the commotion from the sidelines. He really wanted to take a brick and smash open his wicked disciple's head to see what kind of mush was inside.
His wife, who is cute, pretty, and cuddly, opens her arms for him to hug, but he just stands there like a block of wood.
If it were anyone else, they would have already used the ground as their mat and the sky as their blanket and started a war in the open!
"You lied to me again!" Seeing Agares remain motionless, Jiang Si's smile vanished instantly, her crescent-shaped eyes flashing with intense killing intent, her voice changing: "You're forcing me to twist your brain off..."
"Hmm?" Agares bent down, lowered his head, and leaned closer to her, his dark eyes fixed on her. "I didn't lie to you, I've been waiting for you!"
Waiting for her to hug me?
Jiang Si, tipsy, suddenly realized what was happening. The murderous intent in her eyes vanished in an instant, and she raised her hands to wrap around his neck.
Agares straightened his body, stretched out his hand, and intended to hug her legs, lifting her onto his arms like a child.
unexpectedly!
Jiang Si twisted her legs and hooked them around Agares's waist, her forehead touching his. She smiled in a way that was both innocent and alluring, her voice soft and sweet: "Husband, I want more kisses!"