Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Jiang Si was dumbfounded. Her hand, which was draped over the edge of the bed, pointed at herself, and she was shocked and couldn't believe it: "I've been sleeping for 10 days? The house is already built?"
Yuan Yi Gun truly lives up to his reputation as the giant panda that has survived more than 3,000 years without going extinct in China. The speed at which he builds infrastructure is just too fast!
Si Mubei grinned, a forced smile on his face, and retorted, "What else did you think? Good grief, you swore you'd take care of us in our old age, but I think you just want to sponge off us!"
"Uh!" I felt a little embarrassed that my desire to sponge off my parents had been exposed so unexpectedly.
Jiang Si chuckled dryly twice, feeling a pain in the back of her neck. Pointing to herself, she turned her hand to touch the back of her neck, abruptly changing the subject: "Mu Bei, I feel like I've been hit before, my neck hurts a bit!"
Si Mubei sat up abruptly, his eight huge, fluffy yellow tails covering his upper thighs. Even with his legs propped up, nothing was exposed: "Ten days have passed, and your neck still hurts?"
Jiang Si was taken aback: "Someone really hit me and knocked me unconscious?"
That's really strange.
Who hit her and she didn't fight back?
He was knocked unconscious?
This is completely out of character for her.
Furthermore, looking at everyone she knows, apart from her cheap husband whose strength she hasn't been able to ascertain, even the scoundrel Bo couldn't beat her, and these cheap fathers and mothers are no match for her either.
So the question is, who knocked her unconscious?
How come she has no recollection of this at all?
As she thought about it, Jiang Si gasped, finding it rather frightening.
If the person who knocked her unconscious takes her for a checkup, she'll be completely finished.
Si Mubei's eyes darted around, and an idea came to him. He nodded in a mocking manner, "Yes, someone really knocked you out. Want to know who it was?"
Following his words, Jiang Si asked, "Who is it?"
Si Mubei grinned, revealing his white teeth: "Of course it's thin..."
The word "scoundrel" was not even finished.
A dark shadow flashed before Jiang Si's eyes, followed by a loud bang.
Si Mubei slammed onto the bed, his head hitting the bedside table with a loud thud.
Jiang Si opened her mouth slightly, about to ask a question, when a dark shadow flashed again, followed by a weight in her arms.
She looked down and exclaimed, "Jiang Dandan, what are you doing here?"
The glossy black ginger egg snuggled against Jiang Si's chest, as if it had found its mother, and couldn't get enough of it.
Si Mubei jumped off the bed, wearing a mini skirt that barely covered her thighs, revealing her long, white legs. The tight-fitting halter top didn't even show any cleavage around her chest.
Eight huge, fluffy yellow tails stood out behind him like a peacock's tail. He put one hand on his hip and spread the other out towards Jiang Si, calling her by her name: "Bo Jiang Jiang, give me this stinky egg. If I don't stew this egg today, I'm not Si Mu Bei!"
Jiang Si tucked Jiang Dandan into her arms, then turned to look at Si Mubei, only to see a large bump on his forehead.
She slapped Jiang Dandan, not even worried about breaking its shell: "Mu Bei, you're being petty. What's the point of arguing with an egg?"
Si Mubei was so angry that his face turned red and his neck bulged. He jumped up and down, saying, "What's the point of arguing with an egg? Do you even know that this stinking egg has been here ever since your father, that scoundrel Bo, left six days ago!"
"I just don't understand. We're both dads, so why is it that when you sleep, that scoundrel Bo gets to sleep in the same room and bed as you, while we dads and moms have to get lost and stay far away because we don't have any soft, cuddly daughters to hug?"
"And why did he leave, yet still keep this egg next to you, instructing it to watch over you? And now, before we've even gotten into your bed, this egg is protecting you like a mother hen, smashing anyone who gets close to your bed!"
"I finally managed to lure this egg out today after a lot of effort, but I hadn't even been lying on your bed for 10 minutes when it came back and gave me such a big bump on my head! I'm so angry! Quick, bring the egg over here, I'm going to stew it and eat it!"
I'm so angry.
This damn thing, I can't catch it, I can't fool it, it's so cunning, it's nothing like an egg.
Like father, like son. Bo Xilai, such a despicable person, raised such despicable children. If you didn't know better, you would think he laid these eggs. They are a perfect copy of his inhuman dog-like behavior.
Bo the dog is still the most reliable. He scared her to death. She thought she had really been lying here sleeping for 10 days and 10 nights without anyone watching over her.
Jiang Si got up from the ground, hugged Jiang Dandan, and smiled innocently: "Mu Bei, one egg isn't enough to fill a tooth gap. Why don't you go buy more eggs? I'll brush my teeth, wash my face, take a shower, and make you a whole egg feast?"
"By the way, your tail is quite beautiful. Didn't you say you had nine? How come you only have eight now? Where's the last one?"
It's better not to mention the tail.
When you lift its tail, you see a hairless, flesh-colored tail. If it were exposed, what would be the difference between that and being a pervert without pants?
Si Mubei patted his chest in anger, trying to calm himself down and telling himself not to think about the tail, not to think about the tail, not to think about the tail.
He repeated the important thing three times before he calmed down. After calming down, he started to bargain, saying, "You said that besides the whole egg feast, I also want to eat cherry radishes, cold lettuce salad, and bright red cherry tomatoes!"
Jiang Si quickly replied, "Okay, okay, I'll wash up first and then I'll get it for you right away!"
Si Mubei glared at him and said fiercely, "Cherry radishes, cold lettuce salad, and red cherry tomatoes are all for me alone, do you hear me?"
Jiang Si nodded repeatedly, like a chick pecking at rice: "I heard you, I heard you. Go buy the eggs first, and remember, all kinds of eggs, get some of them!"
Si Mubei crossed his arms, tucked his eight large tails back, snorted coldly at Jiang Dandan in her arms, and turned to leave.
Jiang Si ran to the door, closed it, and then ran to the bathroom, placing Jiang Dandan in the sink: "Did your dad tell you to watch over me?"
Jiang Dandan jumped out of the pool and bumped into the quantum computer on Jiang Si's wrist.
Jiang Si raised an eyebrow: "Did your dad tell you that I woke up and he wanted to give me a brain scan?"
Jiang Dandan shook the egg.
Jiang Si understood, took out her spatial button, pulled out her own Jiang Si personal computer from the spatial button, and poked Jiang Dandan with her finger: "Little baby, you're so smart, you shouldn't need me to dial for you, right?"
Jiang Dandan quickly shook the egg from side to side, saying, "No need, no need, it'll do."
Jiang Si straightened up, put the quantum computer on Jiang Dandan, and pointed her finger outside: "Okay, go outside and make a voice call. Also, keep an eye out for me so no one comes in. I'm going to take a shower!"
Jiang Dandan, carrying the personal terminal, swayed and went out.
Jiang Si curled her lips into a smile. As expected of that scoundrel's egg, it's already become a spirit before it even hatches. Once it does, it will be absolutely extraordinary.
But despite her thoughts, taking a bath was the priority. Jiang Si took off her clothes and went to the inner room to take a bath.
Meanwhile, Jiang Dandan outside successfully activated the quantum computer, accidentally triggering a video call with Agares, the emergency first guardian hidden on Jiang Si's quantum computer.
The personal terminal beeped, and the video call was connected. Jiang Dandan happily rushed into the bathroom with the personal terminal on her head!