Jiang Si's account was already very popular on StarNet.

The slightest disturbance, and it goes viral without needing to buy trending topics.

Her repost and comment instantly made the Chinese washboard a star on the internet.

Jiang Si's little fans commented one after another: "If Jiang Jiang baby says it's good, then it must be good. Two for 300 star coins, you can't go wrong, you can't be cheated. I can buy one for my mom to train my dad, and I'll keep one for myself to train my future husband!"

"I feel so sorry for my mom when she thinks about how she doesn't know how to punish her dad after he makes a mistake. Now that we have a washboard, we have to get one so my dad can kneel down and see if he dares to be so arrogant as to anger my mom again!"

"Hahaha, I'm a family member of a legion member. My husband is tough and muscular. When he makes me angry, he hits himself and it hurts. He almost breaks his teeth from biting down. Making him kneel on the washboard and play rock-paper-scissors in front of the mirror is a brilliant idea. I'll order two of these too. When he makes me angry, I'll stack them together and make him kneel on them!"

The 100,000 washboards offered for purchase by the Hunter Legion washboard subscription account were snapped up within three minutes.

The logistics information and procurement department thought they were seeing things, rubbed their eyes, and realized that the 100,000 washboards were really gone.

With sales so good, the person in charge of the subscription accounts had a brain fart and, without even asking the logistics department if there were any washboards in stock, directly put 200,000 on the shelves.

The 200,000 items were listed and sold out in less than a minute.

The person in charge of the subscription accounts looked at the money in the accounts and the shelves that were emptied in seconds, let out a scream, and ran towards the logistics department.

As if it could really understand things on the StarNet, Jiang Dandan shook its egg and bumped into the screen projected by Jiang Si.

Jiang Si shoved it back: "What are you doing? Buy it for your dad! He already has 50, you don't need to buy any more!"

Jiang Dandan wriggled in her hand, escaped her grasp, and crashed into her screen again, clicking the "buy" button.

It's not for Dad!

Dad doesn't want that!

Seeing this, Jiang Si guessed blindly, "Who are you going to buy them for? My cheap little darlings?"

Jiang Dandan shook its egg body.

Eggs have had a tough time.

Egg can't speak.

Egg is so wronged.

Jiang Si laughed and blurted out, "Isn't this to show filial piety to your father, but also to show filial piety to your uncle?!"

Jiang Dandan flew up to her in a flash, her egg-shaped body pointing straight up. "This is for him, this is for him, just as Dad said."

Jiang Si exclaimed in surprise, "Oh my god, you really bought them for him? Wait a minute, when your dad, my imperial brother, was discussing washboards with me before, he ordered 100 and said he would send 50 to your uncle!"

“Your dad always keeps his word. He already has 50 uncles, why would he need me to spend 200 star coins? Besides, your uncle is going to divorce me, I'm not going to spend a single penny on him!”

Dad gave it to me.

Now I need my aunt to deliver it.

Jiang Dandan stubbornly kept pressing the virtual purchase button, insisting on buying it, insisting on buying it, insisting on buying it, because that's what Dad said.

Ginger shreds, dazzled by the pelts, exclaimed, "Fine, fine, I'll buy it, okay? Please stop smashing it!"

Jiang Dandan was happy and happily shook her egg.

Unexpectedly, after only two rounds of browsing, Jiang Si chuckled and said, "My dear Egg, I'm sorry, it's sold out in seconds, it's no longer available, hahaha!"

Smack!

Ginger Egg, which was dangling in the air, fell down and became depressed. It's so hard being an egg.

Jiang Si scooped up the egg, hugged it to her chest, pulled the blanket over her, and turned off the light: "Okay, baby, go to sleep!"

Jiang Dandan found a comfortable spot in her arms, swayed a little, and then quieted down.

Jiang Si held the warm egg and slept soundly through the night until dawn.

I got up, brushed my teeth, and washed my face.

Holding the egg, I went into the villa's kitchen.

I made two huge buckets of honey by soaking sliced ​​lemons in water.

Yuan Yigun made her living room table so long and large that it could easily seat thirty to fifty people.

The double-door extra-large refrigerator was filled with all kinds of ingredients available in the market, as well as various kinds of eggs.

The kitchen is fully equipped with all kinds of cooking utensils.

There are four electric stove heads.

Jiang Si drank a glass of lemon honey water, slept well, rolled up her sleeves, cooked oyster and beef congee, made meat patties, and fried eggs.

It took her two whole hours to prepare enough food for 33 people. The sun was already up when she finally finished, arranged everything, took a nine-grid photo, and posted it on her social media, tagging everyone: "Come eat! It'll be gone if you're late!"

Afterwards, she posted photos of the food on StarNet, writing: "Mutant meat is meat, and mutant eggs are eggs. With so much wheat flour, why bother with nutrient solutions? Nutrient solution, just a little effort, and you have delicious food, isn't that better?"

It's so tempting early in the morning.

Soft-boiled eggs, meat patties, oyster and beef congee, and huge bottles of lemon honey water—the fans were turning into lemons, so sour they could rot their teeth: "Jiang Jiang is getting naughtier and naughtier. Before, she would tempt us with her live streams, but now she just makes the food and sends us pictures to tempt us. This is too much!"

"Jiang Jiang, you'll lose us if you keep doing this! At least do a live stream so we can have a taste!"

"Jiang Jiang, even if you don't do a live tutorial, you should at least provide a written tutorial so we know how to do it!"

Before Jiang Si could even read the online comments, there was a knock on the door, less than five minutes later.

She walked over and opened the door, and the cheap bastards, true to their robber nature, rushed in and began ransacking the place.

Fortunately, Yuan Yigun doesn't eat meat, he only eats fruit.

Thanks to Jiang Si's pre-portioning of the food, Xia Pu's portion wasn't taken away.

"Where's my master?" Jiang Si asked the others while munching on a meat pie.

The group wolfed down their food, saying, "They're just lying around in the yard, I don't know what they're doing!"

The old foodie has stopped eating?

Still lying in the yard?

What kind of look is this?

"You guys eat first, I'll go check on him!" Jiang Si picked up Gong Ming's portion of fried eggs and meat patties, and walked out of the villa to see Gong Ming lying on the ground studying the cherry radishes she had planted yesterday.

She carried the meat pie over and squatted down next to him: "Master, time to eat!"

Gong Ming raised his head, too excited to see the meat pie in Jiang Si's hand. He grabbed her shoulders and shook her, saying, "My little darling, these are the seedlings you grew, the legendary cherry radish?"

Jiang Si lifted his hand as he shook her and stuffed the meat pie into his mouth: "Yes, this is a seedling I cultivated according to the method of the 7th-level plant healer. After you finish eating, you can transplant it!"

Gong Ming stuffed a large meat pie into his mouth, swallowed it in a few bites, wiped his mouth, and said impatiently, "Let's go transplant them now, right now! I can feel that these seedlings have the spiritual power to repair their spiritual energy, and there are no mutations!"

Ginger shreds: "..."

That's way too enthusiastic!

What she didn't expect was the positive development that followed.

Yan Qi has arrived.

Before he could even have a sip of water or catch his breath, Gong Ming immediately called him to work.

Gong Ming was still the one digging up cherry radishes on the ground, carefully catching them one by one as if he were serving an ancestor.

Seeing how they were serving their ancestors, Jiang Si grabbed a shovel and dug up a large patch of cherry radishes with one shovelful.

Gong Ming felt heartbroken seeing this, afraid of damaging the roots of the cherry radish.

Jiang Si acted as if nothing had happened. She neatly dug up all the cherry radishes in the yard, put them in the machine, and took them to the field.

After consulting with Gong Ming and Yan Qi, she started a live stream. The live stream was set to panoramic mode, except that she herself set a face-less mode, while Gong Ming and Yan Qi appeared in full-body shots.

She stood in front of the live broadcast ball, waving her hand: "Good morning, my dear friends! They say that the plan for the year starts in spring and the plan for the day starts in the morning. Now that we've eaten and drunk our fill, it's time for us to start farming!"

"Today's topic is transplanting cherry radishes. The two people you see here are my master and my senior brother. They are not celebrities. One is named Gong Ming and the other is named Yan Qi. They are just two farmers. There's no need to make a fuss about it!"

"Alright, let's start transplanting now. Hopefully, we can transplant all these cherry radishes into the ground by the end of the morning!"

Fans who entered the live stream early in the morning and saw that Jiang Jiang's mentor and senior brother were not celebrities were all exclaimed "Wow!"

"Damn! If Lord Gong Ming isn't a celebrity, then who is? Jiang Jiang's Versailles is practically Versailles himself!"

"Damn it! So Yan Qi, the head of the Plant Science Department at the Fifth Military Academy, is Gong Ming's student and Jiang Jiang's senior! I always looked down on the Fifth Military Academy when I was in school. Heavens above! I've missed my chance to get to know Jiang Jiang!"

"Damn it! Heavens above, earth below, Fifth Military Academy, come here immediately! Don't you guys think Lord Gong Ming looks familiar?"

"He looks familiar, very familiar. Isn't he the head of the least popular department at the Fifth Military Academy—the Culinary Arts Department?"

"No way! There was a master chef right in front of me, but I didn't cherish him and even looked down on his culinary department. Now he's transformed into Lord Gong Ming, and he's become someone I can't reach. What a mistake!"

"What a load of crap! What are you talking about upstairs? I was once a culinary student under Lord Gongming. I only studied there for a year before switching majors. Good heavens, I want to twist my head off and see what kind of mush is inside. How could someone be so blind as to not recognize a great man!"

"Wait, everyone upstairs, be quiet! It turns out that Jiang Jiang is the last student that Lord Gong Ming took on a few months ago. That's why Lord Gong Ming is in her live stream!"

"The big shots all hang out with the big shots. It's true that I'm not even worthy of digging the ground and throwing manure. I'm so heartbroken!"

"What's there to be sad about upstairs? Am I the only one who cares about what Jiang Jiang looks like? This is a 360-degree panoramic live stream, and Jiang Jiang still hasn't shown her face. I'm so sad!"

"It's okay if Jiang Jiang doesn't show her face. Look at her tiny waist, you could pinch it with one hand. And look at her legs, they'd leave marks if you wrapped them around her waist. That would be amazing!"

The fans started making lewd jokes at the drop of a hat.

He made a lewd joke, and within three seconds, he was reported.

The whistleblower, Agares, gave the following reasons for the report: "Foul language, violating the values ​​of fellow netizens, and causing psychological harm to citizens!"