Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Jiang Si waved her gloved hand at the live stream audience: "Hello everyone, it's nice to meet you all. Today I'm going to live stream about making scorpion wine!"
The extremely hoarse voice was obviously a result of voice alteration, but the fans didn't care. They sent comments and even gave virtual gifts.
Jiang Si glanced at the live stream. This was her first time streaming with her newly promoted Level 7 Plant Healer account. She didn't expect that her fans would be even more excited than when she used her "Zombie is Not a Corpse" account. Hundreds of thousands of donations poured in, as if money were falling from the sky.
As Jiang Si reached out and turned off the tipping function, she coldly and domineeringly said to her fellow fans, "I don't lack money, you don't need to tip me. Save your money, if you can't buy natural plants, you can buy more mutated food."
"Mutant plants or meats, except for the lack of healing power, have a better nutritional value than nutrient solutions or nutrient potions!"
When the fans heard her say this, they realized they couldn't give her a reward, so they could only send comments like, "Your words, 7th-level plant healer, are definitely good for our health. Starting today, I'm going to throw away my nutrient solutions and eat food instead!"
"You, the Level 7 Plant Therapist, are somewhat similar to Jiang Jiang Baby. Jiang Jiang Baby cooks on live stream and hopes we can cook with her. Is it because she and you, the Level 7 Plant Therapist, are good friends and already know that food is purer and provides more comprehensive nutrition than nutrient solutions or supplements?"
"I don't know, there's no scientific data to verify it, but the Level 7 Plant Healer is an authority. She said so, so I believe her. From now on, I won't buy any more nutrient supplements or solutions!"
After Jiang Si finished speaking, she lowered her head, stopped watching the live stream on the StarNet, and switched the camera to the giant scorpion.
Her gloved hand stroked the scorpion, her hoarse voice monotonous and devoid of any emotion: "Scorpion-infused liquor, as the name suggests, requires scorpions!"
"These are giant scorpions from the Zerg, each five or six meters tall. They're all dead now, so I'm going to use them to make liquor!"
As soon as Jiang Si finished speaking, the willow branch with the scorpion hanging from it moved and placed the scorpion into the huge glass jar.
There were 99 scorpions in 99 glass jars. Jiang Si stepped on the willow branches, which turned into ladders, and reached the mouth of the glass jars. She bent down, pulled up the willow branches, broke off a piece, and threw it into the jars.
Ninety-nine glass jars containing scorpions were filled with ninety-nine willow branches. Then, wine was wrapped in the willow branches and poured into the jars, the wine covering the scorpion's head. In no time, all ninety-nine jars were filled with wine.
A fan timidly posted a comment asking, "Your Excellency, a Level 7 plant healer, are there any special considerations when soaking scorpions in alcohol?"
As Jiang Si put the glass lid on, she saw this comment in the live stream. She got off the willow tree, stood in front of the huge glass jar, and patted the jar, saying, "This is a good question from a fellow star. Let's talk about the effects of scorpion-infused wine!"
The ancient Chinese medical text, *Compendium of Materia Medica*, describes the dried body of a scorpion as having a sweet and pungent taste and neutral properties.
The *Yuqiu Yaojie* also states that scorpions can "penetrate tendons and bones, dispel dampness and wind." The classic Chinese medicine text *Kaibao Bencao* records that scorpions treat various rashes, stroke, hemiplegia, facial paralysis, slurred speech, and convulsions of the hands and feet.
Fans: "..."
What is Your Excellency, the Level 7 Herbal Therapy, talking about?
They couldn't understand a word!
What is the Compendium of Materia Medica?
What is the Jade-Catching Medicine Solution?
What is Kaibao Herbal Medicine?
Forgive them for their lack of knowledge and for falling asleep while reading; they had never read or even heard of any of the books mentioned above.
Jiang Si glanced at the live stream again and found that the number of viewers had reached 500 million, but strangely, not a single person was sending any comments.
She paused for a moment, then continued, "I might have made it a bit complicated, so let's put it simply: drinking scorpion-infused wine has the following effects: 1. It dispels wind and dampness: Drinking scorpion wine is beneficial for removing wind and dampness from the body and can be used to treat symptoms such as facial paralysis, rheumatic pain, eczema, and frozen shoulder."
"2. Wind-relieving and pain-relieving effects: It can be used to treat stomach pain, abdominal pain, rib pain, headache and other symptoms caused by wind-evil stagnation in the body."
"3. Effects of clearing meridians and activating blood circulation: Scorpion as a beverage can clear meridians and activate blood circulation, and can be used for pain and other symptoms caused by blocked meridians."
"4. Kidney-tonifying and aphrodisiac effects: Especially suitable for men, it can treat impotence, premature ejaculation, spermatorrhea, and decreased sexual function. Is that clear enough for me?"
The online community paused strangely again, then erupted in a barrage of comments: "Level 7 Plant Healer, is what you're saying true? Scorpion-infused wine is perfect for men, for impotence, premature ejaculation, etc..."
"Your Excellency, a Level 7 Plant Healer, do you mean that tonifying the kidneys and strengthening virility can increase fertility?"
Jiang Si, without showing her face, stared at the comments in the live stream and said calmly, "I don't know if it can increase fertility, but there's a saying in ancient China: 'If you take kidney tonics and aphrodisiacs, you'll be partying every night and working hard day and night to create babies!'"
Fans: "..."
Can tonifying the kidneys and strengthening virility really help you conceive?
What does the Trojan Empire lack?
It's just missing little people!
They would be happy even if they conceived just one child from the fertility bank.
The fans were in an uproar: "Sir, Level 7 Plant Healer, how can I get your scorpion-infused liquor? Just name your price, I'll buy it, I'll buy it, I'll buy it!"
"Your Excellency, Level 7 Plant Healer, regardless of whether it can increase fertility, I am willing to be your guinea pig and help you try scorpion-infused wine for free. I can provide my body and show you the relevant data!"
"I...I...I...My fertility score is only 2, while my wife's is 15. We haven't been able to have a child yet. Sir/Madam 7th-level Plant Healer, I'm willing to offer my body as your guinea pig so you can see the relevant data!"
Jiang Si looked at the comments and slowly said, "I've made myself clear enough, but it seems you all didn't understand. Tonics and aphrodisiacs are only needed when there is kidney deficiency and an inability to get an erection."
"It's not that I don't want you all to let me try the scorpion wine for free, it's just that I already have someone in mind. I'm sure you're all curious about who my choice is?"
"I won't hide it from you all, my choice is none other than His Highness Agares, the Light of the Empire and a national idol!"
The live stream viewers, with nearly 500-600 million views, were speechless.
What's going on?
The Emperor of the Empire, the national idol Agares, not only has a fertility value of 0, but also needs to drink scorpion wine?
What does this tell us?
No way?
No way?
No way?
Is this insider information they can get without paying?
No one dared to comment or ask the newly promoted 7th-level plant healer; the live stream was eerily quiet, without a single comment.
Jiang Si let out a cold laugh and was about to end the live stream when suddenly a large and bold barrage of comments appeared in the live stream chat: "Okay, do you need to write a 10,000-word handwritten review of your experience after drinking the scorpion wine?"