Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
The bullet comments are enlarged and bolded, and the names following them are StarNet Certification, Imperial Marshal, and His Highness Prince Agares.
Dear star enthusiasts: "..."
What's going on?
Is this something they can see without giving a tip?
His Highness Agares appeared in the live stream?
Faced with the 7th-level plant healer's direct criticism of social death, Agares actually asked if he wanted to write a 10,000-word argument and reflection.
Are all idols this wild these days?
Fertility value is 0!
It's because he can't get an erection!
Do I have to come over and admit it?
No way?
Ptooey!
Definitely not!
Prince Agares is devoted to the country, guarding the planet Col, and is now contributing to the empire's reproductive endeavors.
But that doesn't make sense either.
His fertility score is 0.
No matter how much you contribute, you still can't have a child?
Could it be for the sake of the princess's sexual happiness?
Want to be fierce and awe-inspiring in bed?
Seven times a night?
Jiang Si watched the barrage of comments scroll across the live stream.
provocative!
provocative!
provocative!
This is absolutely Agares stripping her of her disguise, a provocation, a teasing provocation.
Jiang Si's anger flared up, and her tone was far from friendly: "The Imperial Marshal is a national idol. What's 10,000 handwritten words of his thoughts? I hope Your Highness can write 50,000 words by hand!"
"Describe in detail the changes in your body, especially your third leg, after drinking the scorpion wine. If Your Highness uses Miss Wu to resolve this, please write down your thoughts. Goodbye!"
The viewers stared at the now-blacked-out live stream screen: "..."
Holy crap!
What did they hear?
The newly promoted Rank 7 plant healer is even more formidable than their marshal!
Is exporting the same as discussing the third leg?
Or should we discuss the third leg of the Imperial Marshal, the national idol?
Is it possible for them to hear sensational stories without tipping or paying?
Will all accounts be banned, or will they be silenced?
Standing at the door, Zuo Jin and You Yu involuntarily took a step back, their eyes filled with shock.
They assumed that Miss A-Jiang, who could be both salty and cool, gentle and sassy, was the daughter of their general. Their general had petitioned His Majesty to appoint her as an inspector, intending to cultivate her as a second-generation military leader so that she could protect His Majesty and inherit the position of General of the Imperial Guard.
Unexpectedly, Miss A-Jiang is a newly promoted 7th-level healer, and not only that, she is also a first-rate fighter.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What kind of woman did their general marry to raise such an outstanding daughter, and this daughter was only recently recognized by them?
What a terrible thing their general must have done to deserve this! He got such a big daughter for free without paying a single penny or making any profit.
Jiang Si glanced at Zuo Jin and You Yu, who were retreating, and said in a cool voice, "Am I a lion or a tiger that makes you so afraid?"
Zuo Jin and You Yu shook their heads vigorously, saying in unison, "No, you are our goddess, our boss, and our inspector!"
I'm impressed.
I'm impressed.
I'm completely convinced.
As expected, when their general takes action, there's never a time when they leave empty-handed.
They were completely kept in the dark about having such an outstanding daughter!
Jiang Si smiled and collected 96 of the 99 jars containing scorpions into her spatial storage. She sent one to Agares and the other two to Zuo Jin and You Yu, one for each of them.
The scorpion-infused liquor contains willow catkins. The spiritual energy from the willow catkins can neutralize the scorpion's venom and gently replenish spiritual energy. Unlike the traditional method of soaking scorpions for 1-2 months before drinking, this liquor can be consumed after only 24 hours.
Zuo Jin and You Yu were hit with a huge surprise; they never expected that they would also get a jar of scorpion wine each.
Seeing that Miss A-Jiang was about to leave, Zuo Jin completely forgot about the file bag that Marshal Agares had given her on the ground.
He grabbed the documents and exclaimed, "Inspector, your things!"
The large-eared fox with sealing wax on the envelope was particularly eye-catching; Jiang Si spotted it as soon as she glanced to the side.
She casually scooped the file bag back into her hand: "Thank you. No need to go to the Star Legion first. Just go to the nearest legion and notify them when you get there!"
Zuo Jin gave her a military salute: "Yes, sir!"
Jiang Si took the file bag and went back to her room.
Jiang Dandan rolled around on the bed, looking just like a bad guy.
Jiang Si took off her ankle boots, sat cross-legged on the bed, opened the file bag, and saw a fox with big ears on the sealing wax. The ears had separated from the body, making it not cute at all!
Jiang Si turned the file folder upside down and dumped it onto the bed. With a splash, about a dozen A4-sized sheets of paper were poured out.
Jiang Si frowned, picked up a photo at random, and couldn't help but chuckle. The anger that had been stirred up by Agares exposing her true identity was instantly extinguished, leaving not even a spark!
My cheap husband, this stubborn, unyielding straight man, what kind of treasure is he? He actually wrote a 10,000-word reflection on his theory of kneeling on a washboard.
After writing it, I carefully put it into a file folder and showed it to her.
Look at it! The handwriting is powerful, vigorous, and flows smoothly!
Looking at the content, every word is precious and insightful. It's a collection of reflections from an hour, two hours, or even three hours of kneeling. The level of detail is such that you couldn't write something like this without firsthand experience.
The 10,000 words filled 15 A4-sized pages, each carefully marked with "Page 1," "Page 2," "Page 3," etc., in the lower right corner.
As if anticipating her violently tearing open the document, and not properly removing the pages, he deliberately marked the page numbers to prevent confusion and mismatches when reading.
Jiang Si held her 10,000-word handwritten reflection, her lips curving into an uncontrollable smile that wouldn't go down!
Jiang Dandan, who was rolling around on the bed, noticed her happy mood. With a whoosh, her egg flew up and landed on the paper in Jiang Si's hand. She swayed from side to side as if to ask, "What are you so happy about? Tell me!"
Jiang Si held up 15 pages of A4 paper in her hand, waving the paper around her daughter, and asked with a smile, "Baby, even if your uncle is cute, it can't hide his despicable nature. He dared to knock me unconscious and let me know that I am the clown. He has to be taught a lesson, don't you think?"
Ginger Egg is shaking its body!
Yes.
He needs to be taught a lesson.
I still need to teach him a big lesson in bed.
Dad said so!
Teaching someone a lesson in bed is the most effective method.
Seeing that Jiang Dandan agreed but didn't understand its meaning and successfully misinterpreted it, Jiang Si said fiercely, "Yes, divorce, we must get a divorce! He always brings up divorce, as if I'm not good enough for him. This time, I'll show him that I'm his ancestor, and that being 3,000 years older isn't for nothing!"
"If he dares to argue with me, I'll use my level 7 plant healer to argue with him. If that doesn't work, I'll go find His Majesty, find your father, become your father's sister, and make him call me 'Master Aunt' in front of the entire empire!"