I Rely on Birthing Babies to Become Popular Across the Interstellar

Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.

The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...

Chapter 458 Why Did You Pinch My Butt?

Jiang Si raised her head slightly, her cheeks flushed and tender, her drunken eyes sparkling like starlight, and her rosy lips looked as if they were waiting to be discovered.

Agares looked down at her, his dark eyes growing deeper and deeper, his body stiff as stone, his heart pounding, his breath hot.

“She’s really not right.” Jiu Feng had somehow appeared behind them, standing high above Jiang Si and giving her opinion with an air of aloofness and nobility: “She’s completely different from her previous fierce self. It’s not that it’s related, it’s that it’s completely unrelated.”

“Your Highness Agares, she is your wife, your partner. Now that your partner is different, aren’t you worried that something might happen to her?”

Jiang Si, who was drunkenly waiting to be kissed, was suddenly interrupted. Her dark eyes widened and she said, "You little chick, how can you be so annoying? My husband doesn't say I have a problem. Which eye of yours sees that I have a problem?"

"Young lady, you already have a problem!" Jiufeng looked into Jiang Si's eyes and corrected her, "If you don't treat a problem in time, it will become a big problem, and you'll regret it!"

"Regret my foot! You're asking for a beating." As soon as Jiang Si finished speaking, she jumped down from Agares's arms, gathering spiritual power in her willow branch, which became like the sharpest knife, and slashed at Jiu Feng.

When a powerful spiritual force attacked, Jiufeng was prepared. She concentrated her spiritual force to envelop herself, preventing it from harming her.

Jiang Si was already very angry, and when he dodged her, her anger flared up like wildfire, and she attacked again.

An even more powerful spiritual force burst forth, cleaving through the air and striking Jiu Feng, breaking through his spiritual force and landing on him.

"Clang!" A phoenix cry rang out.

A golden phoenix was cleaved out of his body and spread its wings behind him.

Jiang Si stepped forward, and the willow branch in her hand instantly transformed into a noose, which she then placed around the neck of the golden phoenix.

Jiufeng chuckled: "Little girl, you're so naive. My phoenix is ​​a spiritual entity, existing in a virtual space. You can only see it. How can you be so adorably naive to try and catch it with a green branch?"

Jiang Si tightened her grip on Yan Liu's hand, a smirk playing on her lips, innocent and guileless. "How do you know you can't catch it if you haven't tried?"

As she finished speaking, Zhong Yanliu pulled her back.

"Clang... clang..."

The phoenix stretched its neck, flapped its wings rapidly, and made a clanging sound.

Nine Phoenixes' beautiful face was horrified, and they rushed to fight for it.

Jiang Si reached out and grabbed Feng's neck.

She held the phoenix by the neck, its two large wings flapping, just like a big white goose being held by the neck, making a whooshing sound.

Nine Phoenix's footwork came to an abrupt halt, her narrow eyes gleaming with disbelief, the Great Shaman's noble demeanor completely vanished: "You...you can capture my spirit body, who exactly are you?"

Jiang Si ignored his questioning, carrying the phoenix with its large flapping wings, and skipped over to Agares. Like a cute little three-year-old girl eager for praise, she looked up at Agares, who was taller than her, and said, "Honey, I caught his little chick! Isn't that amazing?"

The fireball in Agares's hand faded, and he looked down at her, saying, "Impressive, Jiang Jiang is the most impressive!"

Jiang Si smiled, her eyes crinkling: "I also think I'm amazing, no one is more amazing than me, but you still didn't kiss me!"

Her crescent-shaped eyebrows looked listless, as if they were covered by a thin layer of dark clouds, obscuring any dazzling light.

Agares clenched his fists, his face flushed red, his ears as red as if they were dripping blood. His drunken wife was like a sweet, sticky, and stubborn little sugar cake.

He slowly lowered his head, clenched his fist, raised it to cover Jiang Si's eyes that were staring at him, and gave her a light kiss on the corner of her mouth. He quickly stood up straight, and his whole body felt hot as if it had gathered on his face, burning intensely.

Jiang Si held Feng's spirit body in one hand and pushed his hand away with the other. She stuck out her tongue and licked the corner of her mouth that he had kissed, her expression a mix of innocence, desire, and naivety: "Why are you covering my eyes? We're legal, we have a certificate. You kissing me is perfectly legitimate. No one is more legitimate than us."

Agares exhaled a barely perceptible, scorching breath, and continued, following Jiang Si's words, "Yes, we are legal, we have licenses, but..."

As he spoke, he glanced at Jiu Feng, whose face was pale and who was still in shock.

Jiang Si noticed his gaze and finished his sentence in a cute and endearing way, saying, "But we can't abuse dogs, we can't abuse a dog whose wife has flown away, right?"

Agares paused for a moment, then nodded solemnly: "Yes, we can't abuse dogs. A cornered dog will bite!"

"I'm not afraid of him biting, his little chicken is in my hands!" Jiang Si's words were incoherent, drunkenly spouting whatever came to mind: "If he dares to bite us again, I'll crush his chicken!"

"With a bang, the chicken exploded. He no longer has a chicken, and therefore he will no longer be respected. Yes, he will no longer be respected!"

Agares grunted in agreement, noticing that the phoenix wings in his wife's hands were flapping less and less. The Fourth Civilization's Great Shaman's face paled slightly: "He wouldn't dare. Jiang Jiang, put the chicken down. Don't get your hands dirty!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Si put the golden phoenix behind her back and said, "If I let this chicken go, will you hug me?"

Agares' breath hitched, and he suddenly remembered a sentence he had read in an ancient Chinese book collection: "Good wine is good, but don't overindulge!"

Agares gazed at her for a long while before finally saying, "Yes, I'll hug you!"

Like a kitten that has just received a dried fish, Jiang Si let out a satisfied meow, shook off the golden phoenix in her hand, and jumped into Agares' arms.

The sudden weight and soft body made Agares reach out and lift her up, supporting her on her hips like a child.

Jiang Si wrapped her two slender legs around his waist, and her hands, which should have been around Agares' neck, cupped his face.

Caught off guard, her face was suddenly cupped in his hands, and Agares almost threw her off balance. His deep, husky voice asked, "Jiang Jiang, what's wrong?"

Jiang Si's hand, which was cupping his face, slid down and landed on his thin lips, gently touching them: "I remember I stamped it here. Where's the stamp? Did you think it looked ugly and remove it?"

Agares: "..."

"It's okay, I'll cover it again!" Jiang Si said, bending down and biting Agares' lower lip, drawing blood from it!

Agares tightened his grip on her buttocks, Jiang Si loosened her teeth, and stared blankly with her drunken, red eyes: "Why are you pinching my butt?"