Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Yu Feifei: "..."
Did she say that?
She didn't say that.
She won't take the blame for this.
Agares on the other side of the screen: "..."
Jiang Si's arrogant and domineering demeanor vanished instantly. Without even a peep, she cowered, unable to meet her cheap husband's eyes, and forced a dry laugh, "Um, um... Agares, I have something to attend to, I'll hang up now, goodbye..."
In military campaigns, the situation changes rapidly. Amidst numerous dangers, the most effective way to annihilate the enemy is to launch a direct fire attack.
Agares analyzed the situation, looked at his guilty wife, and didn't correct her. He tacitly allowed her to have such wild ideas. As she did so, he gave Yu Feifei a cold sidelong glance and reminded her, "Tell your parents that I'm only half an hour away from you at the speed of light. You don't need to take a detour. I won't chase you or catch you!"
The arrogant and domineering kitten, along with ginger, transforms into a timid little cat, drooping its head and saying, "Oh, goodbye!"
Cut off the quantum computer!
Jiang Si's expression changed instantly. She grabbed Yu Feifei's arm and shook her frantically, saying, "Tell me this isn't real! This isn't real!"
"I didn't sleep with Agares, I didn't sleep with him. What strong liquor-smelling pheromones? I can hold my liquor!"
Yu Feifei was shaken so badly she was swaying from side to side. She thought of her cheap son-in-law giving her a cold glance and warning her not to tell her cheap daughter the truth, but to follow her cheap daughter's train of thought.
As expected, the boss's student is no good. He's born with a belly full of evil and a cunning mind, knowing exactly what's in his favor and what's not.
"Girl, I don't know if you can hold your liquor, but you really intoxicated my pheromones. I even have photos here, do you want to take a look?" After weighing the pros and cons, Yu Feifei sold the cheap, leaky little cotton-padded jacket.
After all, as long as the cheap, leaky little cotton-padded jacket (a metaphor for a son-in-law who is cheap and easy to get along with) is secured, not to mention that this would be a memorable scene for them, as bandits, to have a marshal-like son-in-law, the cheap son-in-law would be a henpecked husband, and they would have one more person to take care of them in the future.
Jiang Si loosened her grip on Yu Feifei's arm, swallowed hard, and asked incredulously, "There are photos too?"
Yu Feifei nodded, and while swiping open her personal terminal, she said, "That's right, when we were training our son-in-law on Rebirth Star, you were conscious at the beginning, remember?"
Ginger shreds: "..."
She remembers this.
She also shouted loudly.
Yu Feifei pulled up a photo and handed it to her adopted daughter: "Afterwards, the collar I used to cover my pheromones broke, and my pheromones leaked out, so you got drunk!"
"After you got drunk, you turned into a heartless little angel, thinking we were bullying your husband, so you attacked us and protected him. Look, the photos, I'm not lying to you!"
Jiang Si lowered her gaze to the photo on Yu Feifei's computer. In the photo, she was hugging Agares' neck, her cheeks flushed. Agares was holding her like a child, supporting her bottom, and her legs were wrapped around his waist.
There were also photos of her kissing him, leaving a mark on his lips, while Agares gazed at her intently, showing no resistance, no disgust, only indulgence.
"Ah!" Jiang Si squatted down, clutching her hair with both hands, letting out a heart-wrenching scream: "I slept with him, I really slept with him, why don't I feel anything at all?"
I felt absolutely nothing!
What about the ecstasy and death described in erotic novels?
What about the legendary seven times a night?
Where are the legendary 18.8 and 21.8, as steadfast as iron?
Seeing her daughter's frantic reaction, Yu Feifei, with a mischievous glint in her eye, added fuel to the fire: "If you don't feel anything, it means he's good at it!"
"Besides, every time you get drunk, you cling to him and then go to sleep, usually for 10 days or half a month. No matter how good someone's technique is, after 10 days or half a month, what feelings can you still have?"
Ginger shreds: "..."
grass!
That makes so much sense.
Speechless!
"So, my dear!" Yu Feifei said, changing the subject and patting her shoulder earnestly, "Although we're a bit shameless, a bit brazen, a bit poor, a bit incompetent, and a bit like dogs!"
"But if you sleep with someone, you have to take responsibility. Unless they don't want you, you have to spend your life with them. That's a matter of principle!"
Jiang Si, squatting on the ground with her hands gripping her hair, looked up at Yu Feifei and said, "You mean, I should go and coax Agares, act all cute with him, and tell him that I've got him for life?"