I Rely on Birthing Babies to Become Popular Across the Interstellar

Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.

The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...

Chapter 496 I am your ancestor

As soon as Jiang Si finished speaking.

The bandits slapped the ground and cheered, "Wow, little cotton-padded jacket not only leaks air but also leaks electricity! Be careful you don't get electrocuted, second brother!"

"Second brother, I'm really looking forward to seeing what the eldest brother's expression will be when he finds out that you wrote all those things about him online. Will he come over through the screen and kill you?"

Si Mubei's eyes widened, and he bent down to snatch the light brain from the leaky little cotton-padded jacket.

Jiang Si had anticipated this, and quickly spun around while sitting on the ground, managing to snatch the item from the ground.

Si Mubei, in a effeminate tone, put one hand on his hip and pointed at the crowd with the other: "Smug, smug, what's there for you to smug about? I've been spreading so much nonsense about our boss on the internet, and every single one of you has been commenting, posting, cheering, and liking it!"

"You think that if the boss takes me down, none of you will escape? Who am I? Who am I afraid of? If I want to kill him, I'm not afraid of him!"

The bandits gasped and said in unison, "You're so powerful, you're always second best! We're so scared!"

Ginger shreds: "..."

What the hell!

This group of bandits would rather die than let their fellow Daoists perish.

They're all so bad, not a single one of them is good.

They are not only repeat offenders, but also accomplices.

They all want to oust the cheap boss and take over!

Si Mubei: "..."

These scumbags.

Once he's in the top position, he'll definitely fire all these scumbags and recruit all the elites again.

"You all have such loud voices, I'm so happy. It seems you've acquired quite a few Star Diamonds. When it's time to divide the spoils, give my share to my daughter!" Bo Jichen's voice came from Jiang Si's personal computer, interrupting the crowd's voices, casual yet impossible to ignore.

Jiang Si pressed the screen projection button on the computer, and the screen was projected directly.

On the projected screen, Bo Jichen, wearing a bathrobe and revealing his muscular chest adorned with hickeys, casually greeted everyone with his hand on the hickey.

Wow!

The battle was fierce early in the morning.

No wonder he's a scoundrel.

Jiang Si sat on the ground with her legs crossed, her eyes sparkling with starlight as she waved at him, looking utterly innocent and harmless.

Bo Jichen glanced at her, seeing how lively and energetic she was, and before he could even begin to criticize his little prince, he was certain that his little prince wasn't shy or upright; he was just a dead man, no way...

"No, you weren't even here, why should I give you Star Diamonds?" Si Mubei said rudely and guiltily, "You have a daughter, but not a daughter. Go cool off somewhere else!"

Bo Jichen glanced at Si Mubei with his beautiful purple eyes and said, "Second brother, one of your nine tails is bald. If you add eight more bald tails, do you think I can post it on the orc forum and get over a hundred million likes in an hour?"

Si Mubei was instantly furious, turning into a goldfish: "You dare?"

Bo Jichen laughed seductively and retorted, "I wouldn't dare? You're always thinking about killing me, so why can't I write a little essay about a picture of you with your bald head and fleshy tail showing and post it online?"

Ginger shreds: "..."

Mutual sabotage is great!

Anyway, with that scoundrel's intelligence, it's impossible that he doesn't know who wrote those fabricated stories on the internet.

So if Your Majesty knew about the rumors of that scoundrel playing with little boys, would that scoundrel kneel on a washboard and a durian?

As the saying goes, a wise man doesn't fight a losing battle. As a bandit with no bottom line, Si Mubei weighed the pros and cons and quickly admitted his mistake, saying unrepentantly, "I was wrong, boss. Don't hold it against me. We got 200 star diamonds. We'll give your share to our daughter later."

"That's more like it!" Bo Jichen snorted arrogantly, "Daughter, have you used the information I gave you?"

The information he gave her?

Information about the Lost Heart Star in the Elliptical Galaxy and the Great Witch Jiufeng of the Fourth Civilization!

Jiang Si truthfully said, "It worked! It almost made that chicken so angry it died. I even slapped it. I didn't hold back at all."

Bo Jichen's purple eyes flashed: "My daughter is so capable. Next time she sees that chicken, she'll use her hands instead of her mouth, and her feet instead of her hands. Don't be polite, just do it!"

“You don’t need to tell me, I don’t like him either.” Jiang Si nodded heavily, her eyes burning as she asked, “By the way, Dad, you’re so knowledgeable and incredibly smart, do you know where his wife is?”

Bo Jichen narrowed his eyes and suddenly smiled: "I'm busy all day long, with elderly parents to take care of and young children to raise, plus a very demanding servant in between. How could I possibly care where someone else's wife goes?"

"By the way, second brother!" Bo Jichen changed the subject, his gaze falling on Si Mubei again: "After you come back from the elliptical star system, go around to the fifth star system and leave your daughter there. She has a freshman training camp!"

"Training camp?" Jiang Si blurted out reflexively, "Dad, what trick are you playing now? Let me tell you, this time I won't do it even if you give me two planets!"

Bo Jichen looked completely innocent: "Who's playing tricks? It has nothing to do with me. It's a normal training camp for military academy students. Each of the ten major military academies sends 500 people. As the only student in the culinary department of the Fifth Military Academy, you have to go."

Jiang Si didn't believe him and questioned, "It really has nothing to do with you. I feel like this training camp is going to Planet Ke'er!"

Bo Jichen raised his hands and swore to the heavens: "I swear to heaven and earth, it really has nothing to do with me. I just received the message 5 minutes ago and was about to call you when you called!"

Bo Jichen is a bit of a scoundrel, a bit shameless, and a bit unconventional. He's sworn to God that it has nothing to do with him; it's just normal military academy training.

"Okay, goodbye, Daddy!" Jiang Si curled her lips and cut off the quantum computer. What did the freshman training have to do with her? She was an upperclassman, and she would just go through the motions if she went.

"You bunch of scum, who has a picture of me bald? Give it to me!" Si Mubei roared at the bandits as soon as his adopted daughter hung up the personal terminal, "Or I'll kill you all!"

Instead of joining the bandits in a circle, Yu Feifei grabbed Bai Shaoqing and ran, saying, "I don't have any photos of you with your bald head. I'm going to make babies with my Qingqing. No time to disturb, goodbye!"

Fu Huan scrambled to his feet and ran off, shouting, "Second brother, I'm going to the cockpit to change course. Goodbye!"

Gong Gong: "Excuse me, second brother, I'm going to clean up the Star Diamonds. We'll divide the spoils before our daughter disembarks. Goodbye!"

During the big meeting, everyone ran away.

Looking at the empty hall, Si Mubei was so angry that all nine of his tails popped out with a "poof".

The stubble that hadn't fully grown out stood out among the many fluffy, yellow tails...

Lost Star!

In the morning light, Jiufeng clutched her bleeding neck, staring at the pale, handsome man in a black shirt, licking his lips with a look of satiated satisfaction. Her eyes sharpened as she asked, "What are you?"

Shu Xubai licked the blood off his lips, opened his palm, and his palm, which had been shaped like a withered branch, instantly turned as white as jade.

He slowly closed his fingers, clenched them into a fist, and looked back at Jiufeng with a wicked smile: "What am I? I'm your ancestor!"