Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Traitorous disciple.
An absolute scoundrel.
I won't eat the meat that's been put in my mouth.
Isn't it nice to sleep in late in the morning while holding your soft, cuddly wife?
Letting him take on 200,000 people by himself is not enough!
They made him do a live stream again.
For the sake of face and substance, as an imperial general, he certainly couldn't do such a thing.
To his surprise, his prodigal disciple replied in a serious and earnest manner, "Teacher, His Majesty has always advocated that military units and legions can generate profits independently, provided they comply with laws and regulations!"
"The Hunter Legion's washboard has been the best-selling and most profitable product in the last 10 years. You once guarded the planet Col and trained the Hunter Legion, so the Legion has decided to invite you to be the spokesperson for the washboard!"
"If you refuse, I will send messages to both Her Majesty the Queen and His Majesty the Emperor. I believe they will personally issue the order to you!"
Is it okay to give orders to yourself?
Pooh!
That's not the point!
The key is to let the person in charge give the orders personally!
No, giving orders in person means not just kneeling and broadcasting live for two hours!
He might have to kneel and livestream for 4, 6, or 8 hours...
To boost washboard sales, I might have to kneel every month from now on.
After kneeling before the Troia Empire's live stream, we still have to kneel before the Merfolk, the Orcs, the Fourth Civilization, and the Federation's live stream network to boost foreign exchange sales.
Doesn't he have any pride?
It's better to forgo substance!
After weighing the pros and cons, Bo Jichen, filled with shame, accepted the task of kneeling on a washboard for two hours online, introducing and selling washboards.
When his cheap and troublesome daughter video-called him, he had just finished his live stream less than 5 minutes ago.
Jiang Si's eyes lit up, and she couldn't suppress the smile on her lips. She pretended to be angry and said, "Daddy, you've gone too far! You were kneeling on the washboard and doing such a big thing live, why didn't you call me? I didn't even see your live stream. No, I have to find His Majesty..."
"Shut up!" Bo Jichen roared through the screen, "You wretched thing, if you mention looking for your Emperor brother again, I'll send my little egg-shaped dog from Rebirth Star to you, so you'll never get to eat meat again, or even see meat!"
Jiang Si patted her chest and said arrogantly, "Oh my, I'm so scared! There's such a big piece of meat that I can't eat. I'm so scared that my legs are weak, my hands are shaking, and my whole body is trembling."
"Oh dear, oh dear, I can't take it anymore, I can't stand up any longer! I'm going to complain to His Majesty, I'll tell him you, you old scoundrel, are bullying me and not letting me eat meat..."
"I'll see if you dare..."
"Bo Jichen..." Suddenly, the voice of His Majesty the Emperor of the Empire came from the personal terminal, drowning out Bo Jichen.
Jiang Si sat up straight, her eyes fixed on the screen projected onto the projector.
Bo Jichen's lips curled up like a cat in springtime, staying up all night and strutting around boastfully: "Daughter, it's okay if you can't get meat, Daddy will feed you dog food, I'll make sure you're full!"
He snatched all the bamboo shoots that were originally rolled up.
The "Ganfan Girl" will never admit defeat.
Moreover, thinking of the things she bought for Her Majesty yesterday under the guise of being a scoundrel, Jiang Si chuckled and said slyly and cunningly, "Fine, if you're so capable, then don't turn off the communication. Let's see if you can satisfy me!"
Damn competitive spirit fueled Bo Xilai's fighting spirit; he was confident of victory and didn't turn off the video. "Just you wait!"
As he spoke, he ran to greet His Majesty the Emperor, grinning to reveal his white teeth, and said in a flirtatious voice, "Darling, you were looking for me? I missed you so much!"
"Miss me?" His Majesty the Emperor scoffed. "You're too idle to fight 200,000 people all by yourself. Even kneeling on a washboard and doing a live-streamed promotion can't dissipate your energy, is that it?"
The thin, dusty waves shook their heads, and the green heart beneath the little tuft swayed along with them.
Taking advantage of his position, he reached out to hold the emperor's hand while simultaneously flirting and saying, "No matter how busy I am, I can always find time to be with you, my darling..."
"Is that so?" His Majesty the Emperor interrupted him before he could finish speaking, then pulled out a huge cardboard box from his spatial storage and threw it at him. He poked the tip of his nose and said in a cute but fierce tone, "I think you're just too idle. You can't even control yourself when you're playing a 200,000-dollar duel, and you still have time to go online and buy things. Fine, since you've bought them, you can slowly discipline yourself!"
"I'll only return to the palace when you've tried everything in the box and written down your impressions for me, hmph!"