Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Agares rushed outside and saw his young wife holding a willow whip, her cheeks flushed, her eyes red, staring intently at a young soldier in combat uniform. He stepped forward and asked softly, "Jiang Jiang, what happened?"
Jiang Si pointed at the soldier in combat uniform with her willow branch in hand and said, "Honey, he was sneaking around and dodged my willow branch. My willow branch slammed into the house with a bang!"
Agares narrowed his eyes and looked at the little soldier.
The young soldier trembled and stammered, "Marshal... actually... I... I wasn't acting suspiciously... I wasn't..."
Jiang Si stomped her foot, interrupting the soldier, grabbed her husband's hand, and pouted, "Honey, believe me, his sneaky behavior is one thing, but he managed to evade my Yan Liu!"
"Honey, I'm so amazing, how could he dodge my Smoke Willow? This is impossible, absolutely impossible!"
Little drunkard.
He also claimed that he had a high alcohol tolerance.
One cup is not poured out.
But one cup made me dizzy.
"I believe you, it's so unscientific!" Agares grabbed her hand, his gaze fixed on the young soldier, comforting his wife: "The logistics department is full of hidden talents, this is the first time I've seen anything like it!"
The young soldier shuddered, his lowered eyes darting around, and his hands slowly clenched into fists.
Jiang Si shook her dizzy head, disagreeing with her husband: "No, no, he's wrong, husband!"
Agares echoed the drunkard's words, "Yes, something's wrong with him. Jiang Jiang is great; she noticed it immediately."
The young soldier jerked his head up, his eyes filled with panic: "Marshal... I, I..."
Before the young soldier could finish explaining, the house collapsed with a loud crash.
All 1,000+ people inside poured out.
Agares's gaze swept over the 1,000 people who had run out, then his eyes turned cold as he looked at the little soldier: "Your Highness Prince Herlin, the 97th Prince, did you see your people being soaked in medicinal wine and want to ask for a drink, is that right?"
Jiang Si's dizzy mind flashed, and she hurriedly raised her hand: "Husband, husband, I know He Lin. You told me he's Little Bug's brother, right?"
Agares' voice softened as he replied to his wife, "Yes, he is He Yan's brother, a stray dog who disguised himself as a human and infiltrated the logistics department, only to be discovered by you!"
With her eyes still blurry and a smile playing on her lips, Jiang Si tugged at her husband's hand, seeking praise: "I'm so amazing, can I get another drink as a reward later?"
Does the little drunkard still want to drink?
Agares paused for a moment, then forced out a "Okay!" from his throat.
The drunken Jiang Si immediately bargained, "If I help you catch him, how about another drink as a reward?"
Agares: "..."
Seeing that her cheap husband was silent, the drunk Jiang Si thought that she could have two more drinks if she grabbed He Lin. She pulled her hand out of Agares's hand, and Yan Liu immediately slapped He Lin back.
The powerful attack from Yan Liu forced Herlin to dodge, and he denied it again, instead questioning Agares: "Marshal, I am your subordinate, working for the Empire. How could you send people to attack me without even knowing what happened?"
Agares glanced at his young wife out of the corner of his eye and replied to Herlin, "Lord Herlin, in my military camp, my subordinates generally don't call me Marshal; they usually call me Commander-in-Chief or Your Highness!"
His implication was that Helin, you weren't exposed for no reason; you revealed yourself as a fake from the very first sentence you uttered.
Herlin understood the meaning behind his words. He straightened up, his trembling and hunched back gone, and raised his chin, saying condescendingly, "Since Marshal Agares has discovered you, it means you are quite capable and qualified to stand beside me and cooperate with me!"
"What kind of stinking bug are you, daring to talk back to my husband with your nose in his nose? Who gave you the guts?" The drunken kitten, fiercely protective of its own, started smoking.
Snap!
The cigarette butt struck He Lin, tearing his clothes and leaving several bloody marks on his body.
Helin looked down at himself in disbelief at the several bloody marks on his body. He had just dodged them, but he hadn't expected the opponent's weapon to have so many forks. He had dodged one, but the others were still there.
He was struck squarely, his clothes were torn, and bloodstains appeared on his body, with beads of blood oozing out.
"Husband, I hit him! I told you he couldn't dodge it!" Jiang Si exclaimed happily, pulling out the willow branch in her hand again. The previous strike had already shown a pattern, and this time, the willow branch split into more than a dozen whips.
More than a dozen whips seemed to have eyes, converging from all directions and enveloping He Lin, lashing his entire body from head to toe.
Herlin's combat uniform was torn to shreds, barely covering his vital parts, and his entire body was covered in bloodstains dripping down.
The 1,000 men standing not far from their commander involuntarily shuddered, thinking in unison, "If anyone ever says that Madam's physical abilities are terrible and her mental strength is useless, we'll beat them to a pulp. Madam is clearly a Tyrannosaurus Rex, a man-eating flower, a ruthless monster."
"ah!"
He Lin, who had been struck all over his body, let out a miserable scream and growl. His pupils narrowed and turned into compound eyes as he stared at Jiang Si: "Little girl, you not only smell good, but you're also quite capable. No wonder He Yan can't forget you and wants you to be his empress!"
"To be an empress?" Jiang Si's dazed little mind went blank. She tilted her head to look at her cheap husband and asked in a sweet, crisp voice, "Husband, are you going to divorce me and let me be someone else's empress?"
The little drunkard was completely intoxicated.
Agares smiled slightly and explained with great patience, "No, you are my wife, my princess consort, not anyone's queen!"
Upon hearing this, Jiang Si nodded heavily and said, "I knew it! What era are we living in? Empress? Does she have an empire to inherit? Empress my ass!"
Chu Xi: "..."
The idol goddess and the big boss are so cute when they're drunk!
No wonder the idol goddess said she only needed to take a sip, but the head coach allowed her to drink a whole cup.
It seems the commander-in-chief already knew she couldn't hold her liquor, and also knew that when she was drunk, she would be clingy and spoiled towards him.
"You, you wicked bug, listen up! I'm not your queen!" Jiang Si pointed at He Lin: "I'm my husband's princess, my husband's little darling, and I have nothing to do with you!"
"A drunkard?" He Lin grinned maliciously, licking his lips. "Being drunk is good, you're even more fragrant and sweet. He Yan might not want to eat you, but I do!"
"You want to eat me?" Jiang Si pouted, transforming into a three-year-old, and burst into tears, sobbing as she complained to Agares, "Husband, he wants to eat me! He's going to slice me up and eat me! Help me beat him up, beat him up!"