Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Upon hearing this, Rong Mengping, the number one lackey, blurted out: "This kind of grass that even wild boars wouldn't touch, can generate revenue for the hunting legion? Madam, are you joking?"
Jiang Si raised an eyebrow: "Major General Rong, have you heard of the 'true fragrance law'? Yes, you have. You'll be slapping yourself in the face later!"
Rong Mengping: "..."
What is this "law of 'it smells so good'"?
Wild boars don't usually eat this kind of grass.
How can wild boars grow so lush if they're meant to be eaten?
Jiang Si made a call to her husband, who was using her money, and told him about the situation. About half an hour after the call ended, a small light warship arrived.
Jiang Si thought it was only Chunman from the logistics department who came, but she didn't expect her husband to come too, and he was so handsome that he jumped off the light warship and landed in front of her.
Jiang Si, like a little child, cried out and threw herself into the air, "Honey, you're here! I missed you so much!"
Everyone: "..."
Hu Yang: "..."
The wife had just delivered lunch to the head coach when they had their meeting that morning.
The head coach forced dog food down their throats.
She's been separated from the head coach for less than three hours and she already misses him?
So, it turns out that one of them, a husband and wife, couldn't force the dog to come in and kill it because it wasn't working out?
Agares, dressed in the same dark green combat uniform and black combat boots as everyone else, stiffened slightly as his wife rushed into his arms. He stretched out his arm, patted her shoulder, and said in a serious tone with a stern face, "Hmm, clingy!"
Everyone: "..."
No dog food, kick over the dog bowl!
We must rise up and fight against those who abuse dogs.
Jiang Si rubbed her face against her cheap husband's chest, her voice crisp and soft, "I'm so attached to you, so attached to you! It's all because your subordinates are useless. I waited for them for over an hour, and it took me less than two minutes to deal with them!"
Everyone: "..."
It's not very harmful, but it's quite insulting.
The lady meant that...
It took less than two minutes to deal with their 3,000 men, which is why they were all lovey-dovey and even showing off their relationship when they saw their coach.
If they had a hundred million, she wouldn't need to stick to the head coach; she could just stay there and deal with them.
Hu Yang: "..."
No, isn't Madam a useless person?
Aren't you afraid of biting your tongue when you say that?
Rong Mengping and Feng Jie: "..."
He wanted to move his 1,000-plus men to the side, so that the commander and his wife could stand aside and avoid becoming cannon fodder later.
Agares' dark, sharp eyes swept over the crowd: "They're pretty useless, more useless than I expected. I thought they could hold out against you for at least 5 or 10 minutes, but it only lasted 2 minutes!"
Jiang Si corrected everyone, saying in a way that stung their hearts, "Strictly speaking, it's been less than two minutes!"
Agares raised an eyebrow: "Alright, after this training camp, have them increase their training tenfold!"
Everyone: "..."
Jiang Si stepped out of Agares's arms: "Ten times won't work, they're too weak, and tens of thousands of people are looking for Cinnabar, but there's still no sign of them!"
Everyone: "..."
Hey, madam, that's not how you kill a dog.
Agares glanced at the crowd again.
Everyone trembled with fear, wishing they could dig a hole in the ground and crawl into it so that their commander could not see them.
Agares nodded, then changed the subject: "The wild leeks you mentioned grow all over the area within a 300-mile radius. If 3,000 people worked until nightfall, they could probably finish harvesting them all, but if they delayed any longer, they wouldn't be able to finish!"
It's all about the money.
Who would turn down money?
Anyway, she won't.
"No, we have to finish cutting them today!" Jiang Si found a knife, bent down, and cut off a clump of wild chives from the nearest vine. She said to everyone, "This is the standard for cutting chives. You can't cut their roots, but you have to make sure that their stems and leaves are intact. Come on, let's find the tools and get to work!"
As members of the Hunter Legion, everyone is equipped with both firearms and melee weapons, such as daggers and knives, which are standard issue.
To avoid trouble from their coach, who might drill them or show them disdain, they quickly went to cut wild chives.
More than 3,000 people, a grand procession.
Chunman also arrived with the logistics department staff, carrying baskets, and gave each of the people harvesting chives a basket to hold the chives.
Tables, chairs, flour, meat and eggs, pots and pans, oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar—everything was there. Jiang Si placed a large bucket in front of Agares: "Use your water-based abilities to get some water!"
Agares narrowed his eyes, poured water into the bucket, and soon filled it. Then a basket of lush green wild leeks was placed in front of him.
Jiang Si grabbed a basin and placed it in front of Agares: "Honey, pick these wild chives, no weeds, no yellow leaves. Put them in this basin. I'll do a live stream and sell the chives. We'll split the profits 50/50 with the Hunting Legion, how about that?"
Agares's gaze darkened. His young wife's once bright, clear eyes no longer held the sparkle of stars; she no longer adored him, only star coins remained.
It seems there's no need to hesitate to contact his royal treasurer; he can directly issue an order for the treasurer to liquidate the increase in his fixed assets.
“Okay!” Agares replied, and then called Chunman over and gave her a few instructions.
Upon hearing this, Chunman realized that these wild herbs could generate revenue for the hunting legion and might even become another star product for the hunting legion on Planet Keer. He quickly approached his commander's wife and said, "Madam, you can start your live stream, and I'll go and open the purchase link!"
An agreement has been reached.
Jiang Si smiled, her eyes crinkling, and pulled over a chair to sit behind her cheap husband, making him pick chives. She then used her personal computer to take a picture of her cheap husband picking chives, logged into her "Zombie is Not a Corpse" account, and posted the picture with the caption: "The flower language of wild chives is dedication, which matches my husband's profession perfectly!"
Long, strong hands with distinct joints held a bunch of wild chives, picking them. Even if only a pair of hands were visible in the photo, you could tell that the person picking the chives was taking the task very seriously.
Upon seeing this, many fans commented and exclaimed: "Yesterday you threw a whole fish feast to show off your love, and today you're throwing some wild chives? Ginger, my darling, are you going to lose me easily by doing this?"
"Jiang Jiang isn't showing off her leeks, she's showing off her husband, letting the whole empire know that she's with her husband right now, being pampered by him!"
“Jiang Jiang, listen to your older brothers and sisters. What’s so great about having a husband? Focusing on your career is what really matters. Farm more, do more live streaming. Achieve financial freedom, and then you can pick any young and handsome guy you want.”
"Pah, Jiang Jiang, don't listen to the nonsense upstairs. You pick me, no need to pay, I'll give you the money, here's your gold card, swipe it as you like!"
Jiang Si scrolled through the comments, started a live stream, showing her hands but not her face. She set it up so that everyone else in the frame except her would turn into a beautiful big flower.
She waved her hand in the live stream: "Dear friends, good afternoon! Today we're going to talk about how to eat and what the benefits of wild leeks, a specialty of Planet Ke'er, are. If you're interested, you can buy them at the Hunter Legion's official website under the extended product section. They're not 999 or 699 per pound, just 299!"