Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
"Not 999, not 699, only 299, my dear Jiang Jiang, to be honest, this is not expensive, on the contrary, it's very cheap. The key question is, what is wild leek?"
"Yes, yes, Jiang Jiang, my darling! I've already logged into the Hunter Legion merchandise store. They haven't released any new items yet, and there aren't any pictures. As for your husband's photo, someone like me who's a hand fetishist only has eyes for your husband's hands!"
Jiang Si scrolled through the live stream chat, turned her head, and sweetly called out to Agares, "Honey, give me the chives you picked!"
The meticulous and rigorous Agares handed over a neatly arranged bunch of chives.
Jiang Si reached out and took the sweet wild chives, saying, "Thank you, husband."
Agares grunted in agreement and continued picking the chives.
The viewers in the live stream were a little excited and thrilled: "If Jiang Jiang baby were this sweet to me, I'd give you my whole fortune!"
"Jiang Jiang is like a sweet little darling, making me feel a little envious of her husband. She has never been so sweet to us before!"
"Don't you guys think Jiang Jiang's husband's voice is both cold and beautiful?"
"What can you tell from a simple 'hmm' that sounds both cold and beautiful? Jiang Jiang, my darling, why don't you ask your husband to say a few more words?"
Jiang Si glanced at the comments and said, "No matter how nice my husband's voice is, it's mine alone. It's none of your business. Okay, let me introduce you to wild chives!"
Jiang Si held a bunch of wild chives in her hand and waved them in the live stream: "Come on, my dear friends, this is pure, natural wild chives with fibrous roots that haven't mutated."
"The book records that it has many names: such as mountain leek, yang-raising grass, broad-leaved leek, rock onion, etc. It has the effects of warming the middle and lowering qi, tonifying the kidney and benefiting yang, strengthening the stomach and refreshing the mind, regulating the internal organs, regulating qi and relieving nausea, warming the stomach and removing dampness, dispersing blood stasis and detoxifying!"
"To put it simply, it's for tonifying the kidneys and enhancing virility, warming the stomach and dispelling dampness. It's suitable for most ordinary people, especially young men. If it's for tonifying the kidneys and enhancing virility, how can the duration be short?"
Fans exclaimed, "Wow, is our adorable Jiang Jiang making a suggestive joke? Did I hear that right?"
"You misheard. How could Jiang Jiang drive a car? She was clearly driving a fighter jet. I now strongly suspect that she got these wild leeks for her husband, and then, seeing that there were too many and her husband couldn't finish them, she just brought us along."
"Hahaha, the Hunter Legion merchandise section has new arrivals! One IP can only purchase two pounds, so I've already called my whole family, and everyone bought two pounds! Hahaha..."
As soon as this comment was posted, everyone in the live stream left instantly, leaving only a few people who had bought wild leeks.
Jiang Si blinked as she looked at the live stream. The viewers were leaving too quickly. She turned to look at her husband, who was picking leeks. She was about to complain to him when she found him staring at her with a cold expression.
When Jiang Si met his dark, deep eyes, her heart skipped a beat, and she felt weak. She gave a dry laugh and tried to shift the blame, saying, "Honey, my senior brother told me about the effects of wild leeks. Do you believe him?"
Agares was incredibly taciturn: "Believe!"
Jiang Si chuckled twice: "I believe it too! Then let's have chive dumplings, chive pancakes, scrambled eggs with chives, stir-fried shredded pork with chives, and chive pancakes for lunch today!"
The other six people who were learning to cook also arrived. They set up another table next to them and watched as the lady washed her hands, poured flour into a basin, cracked eggs, added water, and began to knead the dough. They followed closely in the lady's footsteps and began kneading the dough as well.
While kneading the dough, Jiang Si said to the viewers in the live stream, "You can add eggs when kneading the dough, or you can skip it. It's best to knead the dough a little stiffer so that it's easier to shape and look better when making pancakes and chive boxes. The same goes for dumpling wrappers; the dough should be a little stiff so that they look nice when you roll them out!"
As soon as she finished speaking, a million-dollar donation came into the live stream. It was from a fan named "I am your brother". After the donation, the chat was filled with messages: "What's so great about dumpling wrappers? Baby Jiang is the prettiest! Come on, give me 200 pounds of wild leeks!"
She had kneaded the ginger and flour and left it to rest when she looked up and saw a whole 200 jin of wild chives. She squinted at them.
This account belongs to His Majesty's brother, but the shameless words about 200 catties of wild leeks clearly indicate that it belongs to her cheap father, the scoundrel Bo!
She stated bluntly, "If you want wild leeks, go and steal them from the Hunter Legion's merchandise section yourself. I don't offer backdoors to people who like to pull strings!"
"I'm your brother": "Baby, are you implying something about me?"
Jiang Si exclaimed, "I don't like giving favors to people who get in through connections. If you want wild leeks, go grab them yourself!"
I'm your brother: "..."
Just as Jiang Si finished speaking to her shameless, cheap, scoundrel father, Chunman happily ran over, and Jiang Si spun the live-stream ball around.
The viewers in the live stream could only see a bunch of big chrysanthemums sticking out their butts and harvesting韭菜 (a metaphor for exploiting viewers).
Fellow Star Enthusiasts: "Holy crap, could these giant chrysanthemums be the elite members of the Hunting Legion?"
"Be confident, remove the blurring/mosaic function. It's a blurring/mosaic function in the live stream. Adjust it on Jiang Jiang Baby's side, and everyone else in the live stream will just look like big chrysanthemums!"
"Wow, look at these big, plump chrysanthemums with their butts sticking out, so full and muscular!"
"husband……"
Jiang Si said to Chun Man, who seemed hesitant to speak, "Just say what you have to say, the live stream is already over there!"
Chunman happily invited Gongdao: "Madam, Madam, I have a new batch of 10,000 catties of wild leeks, and they sold out in less than 5 seconds!"
Wow!
Chives cost 299 yuan per pound.
How much does 10,000 jin (5,000 kg) of chives cost?
2.99 million Star Coins?
She can get half if we divide it in half.
This deal is acceptable.
Jiang Si casually asked, "Are there that many wild chives?"
Chunman nodded her head like a chicken pecking at rice: "Yes, yes, yes, there are plenty of wild chives growing all around 300 li. There are more than 10,000 jin. 3,000 people harvesting chives can't keep up, so I didn't stock up on that much. There will be more people harvesting chives later, so I'll stock up on new ones!"
How many acres does a radius of 300 li (approximately 150 kilometers) translate to?
Jiang Si felt dizzy and blurted out to her husband, "Honey, how big is 300 li around?"
Agares placed the selected chives into the basin: "Square meters!"
Ginger shreds: "..."
How many acres is this?
Being bad at arithmetic means being unable to calculate.
But she could pretend to know what she didn't, since she was just earning pocket money and didn't need to be so clear about it: "It's pretty big, it's pretty big, I guess it's no problem weighing 20,000 jin. I'm going to chop dumpling filling now, I'm going to chop dumpling filling!"
Agares turned his head and called out to his little wife, "Jiang Jiang!"
Jiang Si exclaimed, "Yes!"
Agares's eyes narrowed slightly, and he asked, "How many square meters are in a radius of one kilometer?"
Ginger shreds: "..."
Well?
Agares then asked, "How many kilometers is equal to one square meter?"
Ginger shreds: "..."
How would she know that?
Isn't this making things difficult for people?
"husband……"
Agares' deep, stern voice interrupted his wife's attempt to be affectionate: "Jiang Jiang, you need to retake your studies. After this family visit, you need to go back to school and start from the very basics!"
Jiang Si's clear black and white eyes widened, and she blurted out, "Why? My teacher, Gong Ming, said that after this trip, I can graduate when I go back!"
Agares raised an eyebrow: "On what grounds? Because you don't know how big your area is within 300 miles, or even 1 kilometer!"
"Princess Consort, this is basic elementary school knowledge. If you don't even know this, are you planning to help others count the money after they've sold you out?"