I Rely on Birthing Babies to Become Popular Across the Interstellar

Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.

The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...

Chapter 569 A Sudden Kiss

Jiang Si glanced at the live stream ball, which was hanging above the heads of those harvesting leeks.

Fortunately, she had the foresight to say that her husband called her "Princess Consort," otherwise the entire intergalactic world would have known about her identity.

"You look down on me?" Jiang Si pouted, her expression changing in an instant. She looked at Agares with pleading eyes and accused him pitifully, "Honey, you look down on me because I'm a terrible student?"

Agares: "..."

Jiang Si wiped away non-existent tears and began to shift the blame and act shamelessly, "Before I registered our marriage, I was starving and thirsty, a pitiful little thing. I only got into the Fifth Military Academy through connections!"

"After I found my own dear father, your teacher Bo Jichen, I felt a little better. Was it because I didn't want to learn? Was it because I wanted to miss the best time to learn? No, it's because my father abandoned me when I was little, and now you despise me!"

"They complain that I don't know how many square meters are in a radius of 1 kilometer. So what if I don't know? Do people still sell their goods by the square meter these days?"

Agares: "..."

Seeing that her cheap husband was speechless, Jiang Si pressed on: "Besides, I am your princess consort. Who else would dare to sell me out besides you!"

Agares: "..."

It's all the teacher's fault!

How could you have left her gone for so long?

Agares said in a deep voice, "I won't sell to you either."

Jiang Si instantly brightened up like the sun, sweetly flattering her cheap husband, saying, "That's right! If the sky falls, the tall ones will hold it up; if the ground sinks, the short ones will go down first. Besides, I have you, my husband!"

Agares gazed at her radiant smile and slowly said, "Am I here?"

Jiang Si nodded vigorously: "Yes, yes, with you as my husband, I'll follow you wherever you go. I'll be a little salted fish following behind you, a little salted fish that never even flips over, so I won't have to worry about anything!"

Agares: "..."

To put it bluntly, it's just laziness!

If you can sit, don't stand; if you can lie down, don't sit.

Some people do nothing but want to be carefree and unrestrained.

"I'll teach you myself later..."

Agares' words came to an abrupt halt as he snapped the leeks in his hand, which fell to the ground.

Feng Jie turned his head and nudged Rong Mengping, who was bending over cutting leeks, and whispered, "Madam is so enthusiastic, look!"

Rong Mengping turned his head and cursed, "Damn it, this dog food is enough to kill a dog!"

Hu Yang: "..."

Jiang Si kissed her cheap husband on the lips, silencing him before he could say anything. She bit his lip hard, then quickly jumped away, like a cat that had successfully stolen some fish, raising her whiskers high: "Husband, I'm just a lazy bum. I don't learn anything. If you make me learn something, I'll run away from home, hmph!"

Chunman, who had been watching the scene closely, silently gave a thumbs up to her team leader's wife. "Wife is awesome! She dares to talk back to the team leader and disobey his orders. She's a true idol and a real boss."

The six people learning to cook: "..."

Madam is so adorable!

Single people are feeling incredibly envious!

Agares sat on a small chair, his stiff body relaxing. His ear tips were red, and his lips were bitten raw. He pursed his lips slightly, a faint taste of blood lingering in his mouth. The chives in his hand were sticky, and broken pieces of chives fell to the ground, no longer edible.

He lightly stomped his foot on the ground, creating a small hole. He swept the sticky and broken chives in his hand into the hole.

With a stomp of his foot, the surrounding soil covered the small hole, and there were no more chives that he had crushed or broken.

He exhaled a hot breath, picked up a bunch of chives again, his ears red, and sat down on the small chair to pick them.

Jiang Si returned to the table, and the live stream ball flew over, aiming at her again. Viewers saw her hand and flooded the screen with comments like, "Eating dumplings, chive pancakes, chive dumplings, scrambled eggs with chives...oh dear, all of these require flour and eggs, which are practically impossible to buy!"

"Yeah, yeah, before we bought flour, we'd just browse the StarNet Mall and get these promotions, like buy one get one free. Now, the entire StarNet Mall doesn't have a single grain of flour on it!"

"No flour, no eggs, but I managed to snag some wild chives. How are we going to eat them? Raw? My darling Jiang, will eating them raw make a man's drive, his waist move even more?"

"Pork and chive filling!" Jiang Si took a piece of wild black pork with alternating layers of fat and lean meat, placed it on the cutting board, and said to the fans: "If you prefer pork without the skin, chop it up. If you have a machine, you can use it to chop it, but hand-chopped pork will taste better, chewier, and more fragrant!"

"Beef and chive filling!" Jiang Si said while chopping the pork. "It's just beef minced, just like pork!"

After Jiang Si finished speaking, it took her more than half an hour to chop a basin of pork and a basin of beef. Her hands were almost broken from chopping.

"Next up is mutton!" Jiang Si picked up a large piece of boneless mutton: "Mutton can be used to make mutton and chive pancakes. Mutton has the effects of dispelling cold, nourishing, warming and tonifying the kidney yang, and warming the spleen and stomach. When combined with chives, you all know what that means!"

Fans: "..."

I understand... I understand.

The problem is that we can't buy mutton.

The key issue is that they can't even get any leeks (a metaphor for easily exploited investors).

It's impossible to fix it even if you want to.

Who wouldn't want to have sex seven times a night and never lose their erection?

Want to have a naturally cute and adorable baby?

After mincing the meat with ginger, I started washing the chives.

My husband picked a lot of chives; the chives for the dumpling filling were chopped very finely. The chives for the lamb filling were chopped to be about the same size as the lamb.

More than an hour has passed since the minced meat was mixed.

In the live stream, some viewers were already showing off: "It truly lives up to its reputation as a derivative product of the military industry of Kel Star. My two pounds of chives were delivered, and I received them. The chives are so fresh, so incredibly fresh, still with the soil on them!"

"I received mine too. Two pounds looks like a lot! 299 Star Coins per pound, that's incredibly cheap!"

Without a rolling pin, Jiang Si cut a few sections of willow branches to make a bright green rolling pin. He then summoned the six students learning to cook, and they sat in a row around the table. He taught them how to roll out dumpling wrappers, how to wrap dumplings, and how to make mutton pies.

The six people worked together, and at first their efforts were not satisfactory, but they gradually improved. However, compared to the lady, the dumpling wrappers they rolled out and the dumplings they made were far inferior in shape.

"Ah, ahhh, is this the legendary traditional food of ancient China in the Milky Way? Wow, they're all plump and round like little gold ingots, so beautiful!" A viewer in the live stream excitedly sent a comment, asking Jiang Si, "Miss Jiang, are you also a fan of Chinese culture?"

After asking, a fan, worried that Jiang Jiang might not see the message, generously gifted her a million-dollar reward. The moment the million-dollar reward was given, the live stream exploded, filling the chat with comments for several seconds.

A few seconds later, other fans exclaimed, "Holy crap, did I see that right? The person who gave the tip is an ancient history researcher from the research institute!"

"You read that right, he is Professor Jin, a veteran researcher at our institute who studies the history of ancient China on Earth in the Milky Way!"

"Old Jin?" Fans went wild, frantically sending out comments like, "Jiang Jiang, my darling, come look over here! Come look over here! We're open for business!"

"Quick, quick, Jiang Jiang, my darling, Old Jin is the person in the Troia Empire who owns the most ancient Chinese antiques from the Milky Way. You need to come over and talk to him right away. You might be able to exchange a single sentence for an antique. Hurry up!"