Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
"Finding Prince Agares?" Wei Chi's eyes widened like saucers, and he asked with disdain, "You little piece of trash, how could your underhanded methods possibly kill my idol!"
Jiang Si squinted, her eyes flashing coldly: "You have a problem with that?"
Wei Chi: "..."
That little brat's eyes are so scary, sob sob!
Feng Jie chimed in, "If you don't want to die, keep your opinions to yourself!"
Wei Chi: "..."
He was wrong. He didn't want to die, not at all. He wanted to be a dog until the very end.
Rong Mengping then threatened, "If you want to die, I don't mind sending you on your way!"
"Don't misunderstand, don't misunderstand, they're allies, they're allies! Killing my idol and taking his place is my biggest dream in this life!" Upon hearing that they were going to send him on his way, Wei Chi immediately acted like a sycophant, waving his hands like a rattle drum to show his loyalty and that he was on their side with them, with no other intentions but to kill his idol and god-like boss!
Jiang Si gave a heavy "hmm" and patted Wei Chi on the shoulder: "A military academy student who doesn't want to kill the marshal isn't a good military academy student. You stay here and think about how to take down your idol when he's not looking, I'll go lure him over!"
After she finished speaking, she got up from the sand, picked up the yellowish-brown, arm-length plant she had dug out, walked to another clump of saxaul trees not far away, and turned on her personal computer to call her cheap husband.
Feng Jie sat up from his lying position on the sand and patted Wei Chi's head: "Little friend, keep your lofty and grand dreams, I believe in you!"
Rong Mengping then patted Wei Chi on the head: "Kid, you were the one who took down the commander during the last military training session. Keep up the good work this time, the organization has high hopes for you!"
Wei Chi: "..."
Talk is talk, but why pat your head?
Don't you know you can't pat a man's head?
And didn't we agree to work together to find a solution?
What does it mean when one or two people patted his head and then left?
Agares, aboard a small light warship, looked at the elimination report of the top ten military academy cadets' training camp. "One of the top ten cadets is still alive, and one of the team leaders is still missing?"
Lieutenant Moore stood in front of him and said in a deep voice, "Yes, the report on the elimination of the top ten military academy students shows that the total number is two short. One is a military academy student, and the other is a team leader!"
The training for the top ten military academy students was originally scheduled to end in 10 days, but now that 10 days have passed, there are still people who have not been eliminated, and the team leaders have not all been killed, which has caught them off guard.
Agares slammed the training elimination report on the table: "The top ten military academies sent 30,000 people for this training, along with 2,000 team leaders!"
"The military training didn't end as planned. Two people weren't eliminated. Catch them. When did the Hunting Legion become so weak?"
Moore: "..."
Can we blame them?
With such a huge plot hole as the Madam, it's not surprising that they can't catch anyone. They haven't even seen a shadow of the Madam yet.
And the Zerg general Chensha is nowhere to be seen. Who knows if the unpredictable Lady might end up with Chensha?
"Reporting to the commander, the Hunting Legion still has 27,000 members who haven't been eliminated!" Morton exclaimed. "I believe that among these 27,000, we will definitely find those two who slipped through the net, ensuring a perfect end to this training camp!"
Agares raised an eyebrow, his gaze turning cold and menacing: "27,000 men and two escapees, Lieutenant Moore, you feel quite proud of that, huh?"
Mo Er shuddered, his whole body turning cold. He wished he could go back to the previous second and strangle himself. The military training hadn't ended as planned, and two people were missing. It was a disgrace to the Hunting Legion, an immense disgrace.
"host……"
Agares's personal computer initiated a video call, and he slightly raised his hand.
Moor's shout stopped abruptly, and he took a step back.
Agares swiped to start the video call, and what came into view was a creamy yellow object about the length and thickness of an arm. Then, a small face covered in paint appeared in the video, sweetly calling out to him, "Honey, honey, come quick! I found something good, something really good!"
Agares's eyes deepened: "I'll be there in half an hour!"
Jiang Si's beautiful, clear black and white eyes curved into crescent moons: "Okay, my husband, I'll wait for you!"
After saying that, he quickly disconnected the quantum computer, collapsed in the desert, and circled around.
Watching her roll around in the distance, Wei Chi, puzzled, approached Feng Jie and asked, "Look at our little good-for-nothing, is the Marshal about to arrive?"
Feng Jie pushed him away in disgust: "What else?"
Wei Chi scratched his head, then immediately leaned over again: "Isn't the Marshal supposed to be incredibly busy? How come she, a mere good-for-nothing, came with just a communication device? I just find that so unrealistic."
Feng Jie gave him another push: "This shows that our leader has boundless charisma and is the next marshal candidate!"
Wei Chi's mouth gaped open, and he sneered mercilessly: "Major General Feng Jie, what kind of joke are you talking about? Our little good-for-nothing has no physical strength and no mental strength. She only wins by cheating and tricking. If she becomes a marshal, the empire will probably perish!"
Feng Jie stood up, patted his butt, and looked down at the new military academy student from the Fifth Military Academy. He thought about how he had taken advantage of the commander during the last military training session, entirely because of his wife. If it weren't for his wife, he would have been taken advantage of by someone else long ago.
He's just incredibly lucky to have stumbled upon this opportunity; otherwise, he wouldn't still be unaware that the "little good-for-nothing" he's talking about is actually his idol's wife, a true big shot who could crush him without lifting a finger.
"You mean, I should go ask our boss now what we need to prepare?"
As soon as Feng Jie finished speaking, he ran to his wife's side and saw that she had started a live stream. She waved her hand with the painted design on the back and greeted the viewers in the live stream, saying, "My dear friends, it's been dozens of days. Have you missed me?"
Fans: "..."
It's been dozens of days since I've seen Jiang Jiang Baby do a live stream, and now she's suddenly doing one. It feels so unexpected, like a dream.
With a bang, the live stream chat exploded with millions of donations.
After being detained for 12 days and paying a hefty fine, Mr. Jin was finally freed. He stayed online until Jiang Jiang started her live stream, and Mr. Jin, who is not short of money, immediately gave her a million-dollar reward!
When Jiang Si saw the million-dollar reward, she laughed and joked, "Friends, be rational when giving rewards. Don't regret it afterward and ask a third party to intervene and make me get a refund. That would be ugly for both of us!"
Jin Lao hurriedly sent a barrage of comments: "Jiang Jiang, my darling, it's me, the one from the research institute, the one who asked you about smoked meat, cured meat, and dumplings last time. Don't take the money I gave you as a reward, keep it to buy clothes!"
When fans saw it was Mr. Jin, they exclaimed, "Wow, Mr. Jin didn't steal our precious Jiang Jiang away! This makes me realize that money isn't everything, at least it can't buy our precious Jiang Jiang!"
"Yes, yes, my darling Jiang Jiang, how much is a piece of clothing worth? Come on, let me give you a tip!"
Many new viewers started giving tips. The amount of tips wasn't much, but there were many people in the live stream. Each person gave one star coin, ten star coins, or one hundred star coins. In just a few minutes, the tips amounted to millions.
Jiang Si looked at the live stream filled with donations, waved her painted hand again, and pointed to a small, bell-shaped plant sprouting from under the saxaul tree, saying, "Dear friends, come on, let's get back to the main topic and take a look at this plant. Its name is Cistanche deserticola!"
Jin Lao excitedly posted a comment: "Cistanche deserticola? It grew in the desert of the ancient Earth's Milky Way galaxy, and was abundant in China. The legendary desert ginseng?"
Jiang Si glanced at the comments and, while digging in the sand with her hands, replied, "Yes, the legendary desert ginseng, Cistanche deserticola, and a companion plant of the Haloxylon ammodendron."
"Its effects include replenishing blood and qi, making it suitable for elderly people with deficiency of both qi and blood. It can be used to relieve symptoms such as physical weakness, fatigue, anemia, lack of energy, forgetfulness, and back pain."
"2. Kidney-tonifying effects: Cistanche contains bioactive factors that enhance the nucleic acid metabolism of proteins, thereby tonifying the kidneys. It has a certain therapeutic effect on symptoms such as lower back and knee weakness, tinnitus, dizziness, impotence, premature ejaculation, spermatorrhea, and decreased sexual function caused by kidney deficiency."
"3. Laxative effect: Cistanche deserticola is rich in dietary fiber, which promotes gastrointestinal motility, thereby promoting the excretion of feces and improving symptoms of constipation and dry stool."
"To put it simply, its effects are: it nourishes essence and blood, moistens the intestines and relieves constipation, and tonifies the kidneys and strengthens yang. Male friends, you know what I mean, you deserve to have it!"