I Rely on Birthing Babies to Become Popular Across the Interstellar

Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.

The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...

Chapter 581 Sitting on my lap

"Waaaaah, you little good-for-nothing, you've changed, you're not me anymore..." Wei Chi started wailing upon hearing this, wailing five times before his voice abruptly stopped. He scrambled to his feet from the sand as if he had seen a ghost, staring in horror at his idol, and stammered, "Little...little good-for-nothing, who is your husband?"

Jiang Si moved her hand, which was pointing at her cheap husband, upwards, slightly tiptoeing, and poked Agares's face with her fingertips: "Him? He's your idol, your male god, the big boss!"

"Thump!"

As soon as Jiang Si finished speaking, Wei Chi fell onto the sand, his eyes closed, rolled over, and remained motionless, having fainted from fright.

Jiang Si looked at him, then at her cheap husband: "Honey, you look so scary! You scared my classmate to death!"

Agares said in a serious and cold tone, "As a military academy student, such a coward needs to be tempered and refined. Feng Jie, take him to the elimination area. There is still one team leader among the top ten military academies who has not been found for this training. Have someone hurry up and find him!"

Feng Jie quickly came over, picked up Wei Chi, and replied, "Yes!"

Seeing that Feng Jie had carried Wei Chi away, Jiang Si tugged at Agares and asked, "There's still one team leader we haven't found. Is he my senior brother?"

Agares's eyes darkened: "It should be your senior, Yan Qi, the head of the Plantation Department at the Fifth Military Academy!"

“I bet it was him too.” Jiang Si continued, picking up where her husband had gotten off easy, and complained, “They say you become like those you associate with, and my senior brother knows your teacher, so they must be birds of a feather, a den of snakes and rats, like dogs in the same den!”

Agares: "..."

“He said he’s incompetent and his mental strength isn’t strong, but that doesn’t stop him from being a dog!” Jiang Si didn’t pause for a moment, relentlessly criticizing Yan Daqi and Bo Jichen: “As long as he learns 1/10 of your teacher’s dog skills, during this training camp, if he stays in one place and doesn’t move, no one will be able to find him!”

"Your people can't find him, and neither can I. He is the hidden champion of this tournament. As the saying goes, the one who survives to the end is the true king!"

Agares, with a cold expression, grunted, "Cinnabar wasn't found either!"

Jiang Si said "Oh": "I know, you're pretty useless. I led 1200 people and you still know where Cinnabar is hidden?"

Deeply humiliated by the implied meaning, Agares asked, "Where is he?"

Jiang Si casually pointed: "There are thousands of people trying to capture him in the vast desert right now!"

Agares followed her gaze to the vast desert filled with saxaul trees and said, "This is considered an entrance to the desert. Are you planning to lie in wait here?"

Jiang Si chuckled, her clear black and white eyes full of innocence: "No, I saw Cistanche deserticola and thought it was another great opportunity to make money, so I started a live stream and called you over to tell you the key points of this stuff and help the Hunting Legion create another star product!"

Agares' thin lips were pressed tightly together; he remained silent, gazing at her quietly.

Jiang Si felt incredibly guilty under his gaze, but her face remained calm as she argued, "Honey, don't you believe what I'm saying?"

"What's with the 'waiting for the rabbit to run into the tree stump' nonsense? Taking you down is worth a thousand times over. By the way, how much is the reward for taking down the commander?"

"Let me tell you, it absolutely can't be too low. If it's too low, it won't match your status. Your bonus has to be rounded up to a whole number. There are 1200 of us in total. When you distribute the bonuses later, you can't let 1200 of us fight each other in one day!"

Agares glanced at her barely concealed arrogance and gave a barely perceptible smirk: "I believe you. The reward for killing me is a million star coins!"

"Ugh!" Jiang Si pouted and said disdainfully, "You, a dignified marshal of the empire, a prince, and a national idol, are only worth a million? You're too cheap!"

Agares, standing as straight as a pine tree, bent slightly as he looked at his wife, whose face was covered in paint like a little kitten: "Not cheap, the same price as you!"

Jiang Si's heart skipped a beat, and she jumped up, her eyes darting around. Avoiding direct eye contact with Agares, she muttered, "It's cheap too. You priced me too low!"

Agares's voice was deep: "Hmm? How about setting you up a bit higher next time?"

Jiang Si immediately became alert, shaking her head like a rattle-drum: "No, no, no, there won't be a next time. I'll graduate after this training camp!"

"After graduation, I'll just focus on being a little salted fish. You've never seen a little salted fish that's very expensive. A little salted fish doesn't need to be expensive; it just needs to lie in the pot and not turn over!"

Agares slowly straightened his bent back, his dark eyes flashed, and his deep voice carried a hint of regret as he said, "Every year, the military provides special training and military training guidance for the ten major legions and ten major military academies!"

"The military provides bonuses for training instructors at the top ten military academies, but the bonuses for special training of elites from the top ten legions start at one million per day."

Jiang Si's eyes lit up upon hearing this.

You can make money by beating people up?

Starting at a million a day?

Pooh!

She's not someone who's short of a million.

She currently owns two planets. If her cheap daddy transfers the planet she was on as an inspector to her later, she will own three planets.

With three planets, she could easily grow some vegetables, raise some chickens, ducks, and geese, open interstellar travel routes and space stations, build a few teleportation portals, and live a carefree life just by traveling and selling vegetables, chickens, ducks, and geese.

"Then you have to do your best, honey!" Jiang Si turned the tables on her husband: "From now on, the responsibility of supporting our family will fall on you. You have to remember, I'm just a lazy bum, so you can't let my standard of living drop!"

“When my standard of living drops, I become irritable. When I’m irritable, I’m in a bad mood. And when I’m in a bad mood, I don’t know if I’ll end up staying at a hotel next to the Capital Star Marriage Registration Center!”

Agares: "..."

"Alright, now that I'm in a good mood, I'll tell you how to protect and sustain the Cistanche deserticola!" Jiang Si said, taking her husband's hand and leading him to a patch of sprouting Cistanche deserticola. She squatted down and began to explain how to protect and cultivate Cistanche deserticola, as well as how to cultivate Haloxylon ammodendron.

Agares not only listened carefully, but also recorded it.

After explaining for about 10 minutes, Jiang Si stopped and said, "Honey, Planet Cole has a temperate continental climate, and the entire planet is about one-third the size of ancient Earth!"

"If you plan it out properly, this planet has a huge amount of special products, which can not only meet the needs of the hunting legion of 500,000 people, but also solve the military supply problem!"

Agares nodded: "Edible plants, and the ability to raise exotic beasts. When you return, tell me, I..."

"Run! Run! A sandstorm is coming!"

Before Agares could finish speaking, a loud shout came from afar, followed by thousands of mechs rushing towards them.

Agares reached out and pulled his wife, who was squatting on the ground, to look ahead. He saw a sandstorm rising in the distance, obscuring the sky, and heading towards them.

Looking at the sandstorm that blotted out the sky, Jiang Si blurted out in an abnormal thought process, "Honey, once this sandstorm sweeps in, will I still be able to find my Cistanche deserticola?"

Without a word, Agares grabbed her waist with one hand, lifted her up, took out his mecha from his spatial storage, and carried her inside.

A massive, single-person operated mech with only one cockpit.

Once inside, Agares froze. Jiang Si straddled his lap, pressed her body against him, and wrapped her arms around his neck...