Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Bo Jichen hugged his beloved, acting like a dog, and said in a harsh voice, "You came all this way to sleep with my man, do you have any manners?"
Jiang Si pointed at herself and said, "I'm rude, but you teach your apprentice to knock people unconscious all the time. Is that polite?"
"Besides, your man slept with me willingly, and he even told me bedtime stories. So what? Go ahead and yell at him to his face!"
Like master, like disciple. She was puzzled and confused. How could such a straight-laced, steely man knock her unconscious again and again?
It all comes down to this: it's all thanks to Bo Xilai's excellent teaching that he can handle things so skillfully and decisively, striking others with ease.
Bo Jichen placed his hand on the back of his beloved's neck and said shamelessly, "I'll yell at him in bed, not in front of you. Be smart, you can't have the meat yourself, and you're blaming others for domestic violence?"
"I know what kind of person he is, the one I trained. You're as fierce as a mutated man-eating flower. Do you think he would abuse you? Are you kidding me?"
"You two use the exact same way to strangle someone, and you still won't admit it?" Jiang Si threatened, "Believe it or not, tomorrow I'll tell His Majesty that you strangled him unconscious and dragged him off my bed!"
"If things go wrong, His Majesty might make you kneel on a washboard and durians when facing those who challenge you. You'll be in for it!"
"Oh dear, I'm so scared!" Bo Jichen gave a haughty snort, then mercilessly said to his adopted daughter, "I bet you're just bored because you can't get any meat yourself, so you came to the palace to cause trouble!"
"I just don't understand. I can't even see what you are, let alone figure out how many superpowers you have or what level your mental power is. Logically speaking, my wicked disciple, with his genetic breakdown and mental power surge, is no match for you at all!"
"Just pin him down, and that'll solve the problem, won't it?"
Jiang Si cursed, "Damn, you're so lewd!"
Bo Jichen clicked his tongue: "I'm being lewd and violent? I'm teaching you a method. We're not children anymore. If you want to eat meat, eat meat; if you want to drink soup, drink soup!"
"People say that forced relationships are never sweet. You're doing it legally, so why should you care whether it's sweet or not? You know the truth!"
Ginger shreds: "..."
This guy is really an old fox, a seasoned veteran.
Their shamelessness when they get violent and obscene is astonishing.
Bo Jichen's pair of shimmering purple eyes made no attempt to hide his disdain: "Look at your face, I know you haven't tried any of the things I said."
"Sexual happiness is something you have to fight for, love is something you have to fight for. You're still too green, little girl!"
Ginger shreds: "..."
She's over 3,000 years old, yet people say she looks young?
How about we blow his head off?
"I'll give you another chance to rephrase what you just said, or else..." Jiang Si threatened as she pulled out the willow branch. The willow branch on the bed instantly slithered away like a snake, heading towards Bo Jichen.
Bo Jichen moved his hand down from the back of his beloved's neck, pulled out a dark egg from his pocket, and tossed it aside: "Alright, alright, I was wrong. I didn't teach my wicked disciple well. I'll discipline him later, okay?"
The dark-colored ginger egg was tossed over, landed on the bed, rolled around once, and rolled to Jiang Si's feet, where it happily rubbed against them.
Jiang Si's lips twitched: "You two are shameless!"
Bo Jichen gave a vicious sneer: "Can you eat a face?"
Ginger shreds: "..."
Bo Jichen delivered a sharp blow: "You have any shame, yet you can't even afford meat. Your desires are unfulfilled. I don't care about shame, yet I can eat meat every day!"
"So, it doesn't matter if you're shameless or not. The real skill is being able to eat the meat stewing in the pot, you know? Silly girl!"
Jiang Si was so angry that she let out a breath, picked up Jiang Dandan who was rubbing against her toes, and threw it at Bo Jichen: "Get out, you better get out of here right now!"
The clever little Jiang Dandan touched his own father's nose, then turned around and fell back into Jiang Si's arms, instantly turning into a dead egg and pretending to be dead.
Bo Jichen chuckled sinisterly, adding fuel to the fire, "My dear daughter, honest advice is hard to hear but beneficial, while anger is harmful to your health. Why don't you go back to Col Star..."
"Smack..."
Jiang Si flicked the willow branch in her hand toward the thin, silent dust.
Bo Jichen tilted his head, jumped back while hugging his darling, and sneered mercilessly, "See, see, the poor little thing who can't get meat is so irritable..."
"Smack!"
The ginger shreds swung across the willow branches again, this time not just one, but countless roots.
Seeing that the situation was not right, Bo Jichen quickly dodged and ran faster than lightning, disappearing in a flash.
Jiang Si flicked the willow branch, closed the palace door, put the branch away, picked up Jiang Dandan who was snuggling in her arms, and poked it hard with her finger: "When did your father bring you back? Does your father even know you exist?"
The egg-shaped ginger ball twisted and wobbled from being poked. You couldn't understand anything the egg-shaped ginger ball was saying, so the egg-shaped ginger ball knew nothing.
"Fine!" Jiang Si shoved the egg into the blanket: "I can't understand your egg-like language anyway. Go to sleep, we'll deal with your dad tomorrow!"
Jiang Dandan, tucked into the blankets: "..."
Kill him.
That way he won't have to carry it in his pocket all day.
Don't let it out to get some fresh air.
He's not allowed to find his father!
Jiang Si flopped onto the bed, and Jiang Dandan rubbed against her stomach.
Jiang Si leaned to one side, placing her hand on Jiang Dandan's body, and her spiritual energy inadvertently poured out, enveloping Jiang Dandan.
Ginger Egg happily shook its egg body.
Whether it's an uncle, aunt, or father, they're all more reliable than dad.
His father is the most unreliable one!
Jiang Si slept until 10 a.m., got up, stretched, and made a little noise. A respectful maid's voice came from outside the door: "Your Highness Jiang Jiang, are you awake?"
As soon as Jiang Si stopped stretching, her drowsy state instantly cleared up.
What did the maid outside call her?
Your Highness?
After a while, Jiang Si, unsure if they were calling her, replied, "I'm awake!"
As soon as she finished speaking, the door opened.
Ding Huixian entered in an orderly fashion with four maids and respectfully greeted, "Good morning, Your Highness Jiang Jiang. I am Ding Huixian, His Majesty's Chamberlain. His Majesty has instructed me to temporarily manage Your Highness's daily life and introduce you to the Royal Legal Team!"
The young prince really called her!
But why would she want to know the Royal Law Firm?
Is it really true, as they claim online, that the Royal Law Firm is wasting her talent by drafting the contract?
Jiang Si sat on the bed and asked Ding Huixian, "Do I really need to get to know this Royal Lawyers Group?"
Ding Huixian lowered her eyelids slightly, bent her waist slightly, placed her right hand on the back of her left hand, and said respectfully, "Your Highness Jiang Si, you must recognize the Royal Legal Team, as this will be beneficial for you in dividing His Highness Agares's real estate!"