Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Jiang Si was taken aback for a moment, then turned around, her lips curving into a wider smile: "Do you want him to come, or don't you want him to come?"
Agares didn't know that His Majesty's brother was his teacher's wife. Hearing the questioning tone, he felt a little excited to meet his teacher's wife.
Wahaha.
If they met him and learned that his teacher had dragged his own brother into his den and laid an egg, what a bloody and chaotic scene that would be!
Will Agares smash that scoundrel's head in?
Oh my god, the vivid imagery is so strong, I'm so excited just thinking about it!
"I do wish to meet him!" Agares looked at his young wife's upturned lips and bright, shining eyes, and asked, "Have you met your teacher's partner?"
Jiang Si waved her hands like a rattle drum: "I've only heard of him, but never seen him. You know your teacher and my dad. He's like a dog, taking his favorite bone to his den and hiding it to gnaw on slowly, not even letting anyone else see it!"
Agares' dark eyes narrowed, and he said calmly, "Yes, the teacher is the undisputed dog of the Ten Legions. Everyone trained by him wants to stomp his head into the ground and rub it against the ground!"
Jiang Si nodded vigorously, agreeing immediately: "Yes, yes, not to mention the people from the Ten Legions, even I want to stomp his head on the ground and rub it hard. Every time he acts like a dog, I really want to beat him up."
Agares looked at her smiling, lively face: "He can't beat you, turn back..."
Before Agares could finish speaking, a dark egg appeared out of nowhere and landed in his hand.
Ginger shreds: "..."
What is Jiang Dandan doing?
They called it "dog daddy," and it got upset?
They weren't wrong; his dad was a dog to begin with.
Agares was slightly taken aback, then held up the egg and spun it around. "This is the same egg from a few months ago, and it's still not rotten?"
Jiang Dandan: "..."
It's not a bad guy.
Why does it have to break?
How did his uncle become as annoying as his dog dad?
Jiang Si chuckled, surprised that he could still recognize Jiang Dandan: "It's not bad, I was hoping to hatch it and summon a divine beast!"
Agares' breath hitched, and he gave a barely perceptible "hmm," gazing at his young wife. "My teacher brought his partner, my teacher's wife, today. Should I prepare a gift?"
"Ahem!" Jiang Si coughed lightly twice, her eyes narrowing with laughter, as if she wanted to stir up trouble, and said, "It's the first time I'm meeting my teacher's wife, of course I have to prepare. Hurry up and go buy some!"
I'm getting more and more excited for the showdown.
Bo Xilai is finished this time.
Agares hesitated for a moment, then slowly reached out and gently poked his little wife's chubby, delicate face, which was fair with a hint of red.
Jiang Si was startled when he poked her: "What?"
Agares slowly lowered his hand, spreading it out in front of her. A hint of embarrassment flashed across his dark eyes, and he said in a low, stiff voice, "I...I have no money!"
Ginger shreds: "..."
What does her lack of money have to do with her?
Is this a request to borrow money from her?
Jiang Si said "Oh," raised his personal terminal, released his account from the "little black room," opened the communication transfer, and asked without looking up, "How much do you want?"
Agares looked down at the top of her head, a slight smirk playing on his lips: "Just give me whatever you think is appropriate!"
Ginger shreds: "..."
She looked at the gift...
Having swindled so much money from him, I can't lend him less.
Besides, the gift he bought was for His Majesty's brother, so it would be shabby if the price wasn't right.
Jiang Si transferred a 7-figure sum to him and said, "Okay, I've transferred 1 million to you. You can go buy a gift now."
Agares activated his personal terminal and received the money: "Okay!"
After Agares left, Jiang Si poured the deer blood into the white wine, broke off a piece of willow branch, stirred it vigorously, and then put the deer blood wine into the refrigerator. Suddenly, she realized that Agares hadn't said when he would repay her money, and when he reached out to ask her for the money, he looked exactly like someone who wanted to live off a woman.
Could it be...? Could it be...?
The reason he so brazenly and silently left the house with nothing was so that he could openly and legitimately live off his wife.
Huh!
What a load of nonsense.
Absolutely not.
He's an Imperial Marshal Prince; even a starved camel is bigger than a horse. The military takes care of everything for him, so why are you worrying unnecessarily?
never mind.
We'd better hurry up and prepare dinner and make soup, otherwise Shaoqing will be so exhausted by Feifei's mother that he won't even be able to get out of bed.
Jiang Si got busy, arranging 10 fresh deer antlers, cut into small round slices, one by one, in the drying box.
The interstellar era drying oven ensures that the dried items retain their original nutrients to the greatest extent possible, and the drying time is fast enough.
It was baked in no time.
Jiang Si opened the drying oven, before even putting on gloves.
Agares walked in, casually took the gloves from her hand, took out the baking tray for her, and asked, "What should we do with this?"
Jiang Si looked at the bracelet, making sure it wasn't a small insect, and handed him a transparent glass jar: "Put it in these two glass jars."
Is it appropriate to leave a small insect outside all at once?
Agares took off his gloves, took the transparent glass jar, opened the lid, and began picking the deer antlers one by one into the jar.
Watching him carefully picking up deer antlers, Jiang Si couldn't help but ask, "Is it appropriate for you to leave a small insect outside all at once?"
Agares replied casually, "Oh, he said that in order to have something good to eat tonight, we have to dig up that big piece of land you mentioned!"
The yandere little bug is actually quite obedient.
But I really want to eat her; it would be such a spoilsport.
"Okay, as long as he's happy." Jiang Si took a chicken out of the freezer, grabbed a handful of deer antlers, and made a deer antler and chicken soup.
After that, she prepared various kinds of penises, such as stewed three-penis soup, stir-fried penis meat, and penis-infused wine. She bought 10 of each kind of penis, whether it was stir-fried, infused in wine, or stewed in soup, and the quantity was generous.
Then there were all kinds of meats and various vegetables from the freezer, all stir-fried in generous portions. And with Agares helping her, she made nearly 30 dishes and stewed 6 kinds of soups.
Jiang Si sent a message to Si Mubei and Yuan Yigun, asking them to come back for dinner before 7 p.m. They replied that they were on their way and would be home soon.
After reading the message, Jiang Si checked the time, then smelled herself; she smelled of cooking oil and the slight pungent odor from handling various kinds of meat.
She herself had picked up the smell, and her cheap ex-boyfriend wasn't much better off. She asked, "Agares, they won't be here for another half hour. Shall we go shower together?"
Agares paused in tidying the table, slowly turned his head, and his gaze was as deep as an abyss: "Let's go together..."
"Can I come with you, Jiang Jiang?" He Yan, peering into the kitchen doorway with his dark head and showing his white teeth, excitedly interrupted Agares and asked Jiang Si as if to boast, "I've dug up all the land outside and turned it into the small dams you described. I've planted the seeds you gave me, spaced 35 centimeters apart. I measured the 35-centimeter interval with a ruler."
"I'm so good, so obedient, so cute, Jiang Jiang, can I go take a bath with you?"