Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Burning with rage, He Yan, who felt like he was about to burst into flames, suddenly seemed to have a switch flipped. He turned his head and shot a cold gaze at Agares: "Yes, Agares, we agreed to a fight yesterday, with Jiang Jiang as the judge. Do you dare to do it?"
Agares looked at his cunning little wife, who was as shrewd as a big-eared fox, and said slowly, "Of course, but you'll have to wait a moment."
Upon hearing that they had to wait, He Yan blurted out, "We have to wait for a fight? Can you handle that?"
Agares remained calm and composed, his face expressionless, his voice devoid of any emotion: "Your Majesty Heyan, if you can wait, then wait; if you can't wait, then don't fight."
After he finished speaking, he turned around, picked up the watermelon knife again, and cut the watermelon in front of him into neat square pieces. Then, he used tweezers to pick out the watermelon seeds as if no one else was around.
Seeing that he was completely ignoring her, He Yan pointed at him with one hand and complained to Jiang Si again with the other: "Jiang Jiang, do you think he means anything?"
Jiang Si chewed on the pancake, swallowed, and said, "He probably didn't mean anything by it; he just wanted to cut up all the watermelons on the table and put them in a food storage container."
He Yan: "!!!"
Is he sick?
There were more than 20 large gourds on the table, each weighing 10 or 20 pounds. He was cutting them and picking out the seeds. How long would it take to cut them and pick out the seeds?
He Yan, with his fiery temper and impatient nature, was unwilling. He strode over and slammed his hand on the table: "Agares, now you come with me to fight. After we're done, you can come back and pick your own pieces, then come back and cut them."
Agares continued picking watermelon seeds without stopping, his deep voice escaping: "No, this is for Jiang Jiang, so please wait a moment."
He Yan: "!!!"
Ginger needs to be eaten.
He can cut it too.
He Yan pulled out the stool next to him, but before he could sit down, Agares reminded him: "Wash your hands, wear disposable gloves, and there are tweezers on the table."
He Yan immediately stood up straight, obediently washed his hands, put on disposable gloves, took tweezers, and began picking out watermelon seeds.
hey-hey!
Jiang Jiang can now eat the melon he cut.
Behind them, Jiang Si, who was munching on a pancake, had his mouth open and forgot to chew.
How come she never noticed how despicable her cheap ex-husband was before?
Could it be that Bo Jichen arranged an intensive dog training course for him?
No matter how you look at it, it seems like he's perfectly imitated Bo Jichen's dog-like behavior.
Pooh!
This is not the most important thing.
The main thing is that he and the little bug were sitting there picking watermelon seeds and cutting watermelons, looking surprisingly harmonious.
The harmonious portrayal of Jiang Si's BL (Boys' Love) perspective makes everyone see each other as gay, her mind filled with the arrogant and sickly little bug VS the strong and straight-laced Grand Marshal CP.
To stop herself from overthinking about who was the top and who was the bottom, Jiang Si used her personal terminal to take a picture of their backs and forwarded it to Bo Jichen: "Daddy, He Yan is challenging Agares to a duel, can you provide a venue?"
Bo Jichen replied instantly: "!!!!"
Bo Jichen: "Really? Are they going to fight? When? When?"
Ginger Shreds: "Cut the watermelon for me and remove the seeds."
Bo Jichen: "Wow, girl, how does it feel to be coveted by a bug and pampered by your ex-husband? Isn't it awesome and wonderful?"
Jiang Si: "It's so beautiful, so awesome! Is there a venue? If not, I'll let them play outside later."
Bo Jichen: "Yes, yes, yes, the Zerg emperor and the empire's marshal are fighting. The leaders of the two countries must go to the Royal Arena. You'd better come over here quickly."
Jiang Si: "The Royal Duel Arena is high-level enough. Wait for me, I'll be there soon."
After replying, Jiang Si took the black omelet she had prepared for Agares and He Yan and placed it in front of them. "This is your breakfast. Don't say I'm being biased. After you finish eating, cut up the watermelon, pick out the seeds, and head to the Royal Duel Arena. I'll be waiting for you there. Goodbye."
After saying that, Jiang Si turned and walked away.
He Yan: "..."
Agares: "..."
While having breakfast outside, Si Mubei saw his beloved daughter come out and casually asked, "Honey, where are you going?"
Jiang Si stopped in her tracks: "Let's go to the Royal Duel Arena, wanna go?"
Si Mubei and Yu Feifei said in unison, "We have to go, we absolutely have to go."
Jiang Si picked up her foot again and walked outside: "Then hurry up."
Yuan Yi wolfed down the pancake.
Bai Shaoqing almost choked before finishing his food, and had to drink some water to swallow it.
Yu Feifei was heartbroken. "Don't worry, don't worry, Qingqing."
Bai Shaoqing's face turned red as he choked: "I'm in a hurry, Jingyu, Jiang Jiang baby wants us to go to the dueling arena to play. There must be something fun there. Hurry up and let's go. Jiang Jiang baby, wait for me."
When Yu Feifei reached out to pat Bai Shaoqing's back, she missed. Her own Qingqing abandoned the pancake and her, and went to chase after her adopted daughter.
Jiang Si drove her beautiful red car, with Bai Shaoqing in the passenger seat and Si Mubei, Yuan Yigun, and Yu Feifei squeezed into the back seat.
Bai Shaoqing's handsome face and doe-like eyes were filled with excitement: "Jiang Jiang baby, this is the first time I've ridden in a car like this. With the window open, the wind feels so comfortable."
Wearing sunglasses, Jiang Si stepped on the gas pedal and smiled, "If you like it, I'll have Fei Fei's mom buy it for you later."
Bai Shaoqing quickly waved his hand: "No, no, I just want to be with Jingyu. With Jingyu, I don't need anything else. Having her is enough."
Sitting in the back seat, Yu Feifei was so pleased with Qingqing's words that her spirits seemed to burst forth.
A snow wolf that smells of strong liquor.
Yuan Yigun grabbed Si Mubei and exclaimed, "Mubei, Mom! There's a dog! There's a dog! There's a dog!"
Cats are afraid of dogs.
Pandas are also cats.
Si Mubei, with a face full of maternal love, patted his head: "Tsk, it's Feifei's mom's dog. Don't be afraid, Mom will risk her life to prevent that dog from biting you."
Yu Feifei spat and corrected, "That's a wolf, a wolf, a wolf."
Si Mubei, infuriatingly, said, "Wolfhounds are all the same, all the same. But why did you let it out? And it smells so strongly of alcohol, huh?"
He gave her a meaningful look, warning her that her daughter couldn't stand the smell of strong liquor and might get drunk and not recognize anyone except her ex-husband.
Yu Feifei replied, "It's okay, it's okay, it just smells a little like alcohol, not my pheromones."
The subtext is: the girl can't get drunk.
Si Mubei was relieved and was about to speak when he saw the pure white, silly dog with its mouth open, panting, and tongue lolling out burrow into Bai Shaoqing's arms, raising its head to lick his chin: "..."
These days, feeding dog food just makes the dog grow up?
Is there no human rights left?
Do you even want people to live?
The smell of strong liquor filled her nose. Jiang Si rubbed her nose and glanced sideways at the pure white dog... wolf in Bai Shaoqing's arms. She thought that only the little chick in the Fourth Civilization had a spiritual body, but she didn't expect that Yu Feifei, the runaway princess of the Fourth Civilization, also had a spiritual body, and it was a snow-white wolf... wolf.
As expected, the interstellar era is full of surprises. There are only more and more wonders than the simplest ones. The wonders made her curious about what Bai Shaoqing's spiritual body looked like.
But she knew sooner or later, so she didn't ask.
One hour later.
The car was parked outside the Royal Arena.
As Jiang Si got out of the car, she saw Bo Jichen, a flamboyant man with a small ponytail at the back of his head, adorned with an oval black gemstone, wearing high-top boots and a red trench coat. He rushed over, put his arm around her, and pulled her towards the edge of the dueling arena, saying, "Daughter, given that Little Bug and the leaders of Agares have agreed to a duel, I've pulled some other countries' 'grandsons' into a small group. They're all betting on Little Bug to win, and nobody's betting on your ex-husband. Do you want to support your ex-husband?"