I Rely on Birthing Babies to Become Popular Across the Interstellar

Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.

The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...

Chapter 665 Father and Daughter Unite to Take a Dog

Fanboys and fangirls exist everywhere and in every era.

Sure enough, a number of hospital patients, therapists, and caregivers gathered in the corridor, keeping their distance and looking at Agares with eyes full of admiration as he emerged from his ward.

Jiang Si was quite sensible; when she came out, her ex-boyfriend followed her out, and she immediately kept her distance from him.

But her ex-boyfriend, with a cold, handsome face, exuded an aura of ice, his presence so imposing that anyone who got close would die, making none of his admirers dare to approach him.

It wasn't until Bo Jichen came out that the cold atmosphere in the corridor began to melt. He called to his eldest daughter, "Let's go, baby."

Jiang Si smiled, wiggled her bunny-ear hoodie, and replied crisply, "Coming, Daddy."

The sound, neither too loud nor too soft, caused a stir among the people watching their idol in the corridor.

Oh my god, General Bo got married and has such a big daughter.

General Bo's daughter, with black hair and black eyes, is so cute and beautiful. When she smiles, she looks like a sweet little dumpling, so well-behaved and clever.

Ah, General Bo's wife must be a natural beauty, and a beauty with ancient Chinese blood, otherwise she couldn't have given birth to such a daughter with black hair and black eyes who seems to have a lot of ancient Chinese blood.

"What's wrong with my wayward disciple? He looks unhappy?" Bo Jichen asked in a low voice to his adopted daughter who was clinging to his arm. He could sense that his wayward disciple was in a low mood as soon as he came out.

Jiang Si shrugged: "I don't know. As soon as he came out, his little fans were staring at him from afar, so I kept my distance. Then he looked like he had fallen into an ice cave, radiating coldness."

Bo Jichen: "..."

Stay far away from him?

He was unhappy.

Oh, you drank vinegar.

Should.

Why didn't you do this sooner?

A soft, cuddly baby throws itself into my arms, but I don't want to turn into a wolf.

Now that his soft, cuddly baby is gone, he's started drinking vinegar here—serves him right.

Bo Jichen smiled slyly and sinisterly: "He might have social anxiety. Let's ignore him and go find that stinky space pirate to earn some star diamonds."

Ginger shreds: "..."

Does Agares have social anxiety disorder?

With his arrogant demeanor leading millions of soldiers, how could he possibly have social anxiety? It's probably just that others are afraid of him.

That scoundrel is indeed a scoundrel, shameless indeed.

They lie without even blushing.

A few minutes later, they entered a hospital room.

This ward is different from other wards. Strictly speaking, this ward is a bomb shelter, specifically used to detain people who have suffered mental breakdowns or have been involved in serious criminal cases that have not yet been adjudicated.

Lying in a hospital bed with his hands and feet shackled, the notorious space pirate codenamed "Ruthless" is known as the most unscrupulous space pirate in the universe. No matter if you are old, weak, sick, or disabled, once you fall into his hands, he will first extort your family, pay the ransom, and then kill you.

In Bo Jichen's words, this unscrupulous man is ranked number 1 on the list of villainous space pirates, and he is also known for his skill in disguise, being able to hide and evade.

Jiang Si walked over, placed her hand on Wu Liang's brow, and in an instant, she lifted her eyelids to look at Bo Jichen and said, "Dad, this person's bodily functions are dead, only his brain is still active and functioning like a normal person."

Bo Jichen frowned, took a closer look at his adopted daughter, and instantly had a flash of inspiration. He exclaimed, "What? Baby, are you taking advantage of my lack of education? What do you mean by 'the body is dead, but the brain is still functioning normally'?"

Jiang Si clicked her tongue: "Dad, I told you to read more books, but you insisted on fighting space pirates. This unscrupulous man is currently in a vegetative state, he won't wake up."

Bo Jichen exclaimed again, "No way! I thought he was just seriously injured, but I didn't expect him to become a vegetable. It cost me a lot of money to capture him. Now I'm going to lose a fortune. What should I do?"

Agares pursed his lips, glanced at his teacher, and then looked at his young wife.

Jiang Si turned to look at Agares, and when she saw him looking at her, she raised an eyebrow.

Agares frowned slightly, silently took out his Tang sword from his spatial storage, and handed it over.

Bo Jichen: "..."

grass!

What kind of tacit understanding is this?

The eldest daughter glanced at the wicked disciple, and the wicked disciple pulled out a knife and gave it to her?

He didn't even realize that his eldest daughter's eyes were filled with murderous intent.

well.

Bo Jichen sighed inwardly.

These two troublesome guys are so in sync, how did they even get divorced?

What a terrible thing to do.

Seeing that her ex-boyfriend understood her, Jiang Si immediately gave him a big smile and accepted the Tang sword from him.

Agares's eyes darkened, his tightly pursed lips curving into a tiny smile. He pulled over a chair, sat down slowly, his back ramrod straight, and gazed once more at his young wife.

With a clang.

Jiang Si drew her Tang sword from its sheath and brandished it at Wu Liang: "Dad, you just said that catching him would be a loss. I thought of a story, and the way it was done in the story will guarantee that you won't lose money."

Bo Jichen instantly got into character, full of interest: "What story? What story? Tell me quickly, tell me quickly."

Jiang Si moved the Tang sword she had been brandishing at Wu Liang to his ankle, pressing it tightly against his ankle, and said the cruelest words in the clearest and most innocent voice: "In the distant Milky Way, on ancient Earth, in the feudal society of China, about 5,000 years ago."

"There was a girl from a wealthy and influential family who married a poor man, a divorced man with a child."

"The poor young man goes out to work hard, while his wife stays at home to take care of his parents, the children left by his ex-wife, and her own children."

"Later, the poor boy became rich, and his first wife wanted to enjoy the good life with him. However, before she could enjoy the good life with him for even a few days, he got into trouble. In his time of crisis, the poor boy abandoned his first wife to the enemy as a hostage."

"While fleeing for his life, he threw his own child off the carriage several times, but thanks to this poor boy's men, the child was picked up."

"Later, this poor boy rose to prominence and became emperor. He was fickle and wanted to depose the eldest son and establish the younger one, and depose the legitimate son and establish the illegitimate son. Of course, his first wife disagreed. She thought that she had suffered so much with him and that even if she hadn't made any great contributions, she had still worked hard. She did her best to protect her rights and her son's right to inherit the throne."

"After the poor boy died, his mistress, without his protection, was sent away by the first wife. She didn't intend to kill her, but who knew that this mistress was restless and sang mournful songs in the courtyard of the harem every day."

"The wife's anger was completely ignited. She found someone to turn the mistress into a 'human pig' and stuff her into a jar."

Bo Jichen blinked his purple eyes and asked, getting straight to the point, "What is a 'human pig'?"

The unscrupulous man on the bed, his eyelids twitching, smiled even more brightly: "A 'human pig' is someone whose limbs are chopped off, whose eyes are gouged out, whose ears are filled with copper to make them deaf, whose throat is forced to swallow medicine, whose tongue is cut off, whose vocal cords are destroyed, and who is then thrown into a latrine. He won't die for a while and will live by eating excrement."

"But it's been 5,000 years. Sanitation has improved. Even if we found a latrine that big, there wouldn't be enough excrement for him to eat. Besides, it's a new era with a new look. We need to pay attention to aesthetics."

“Take a jar, chop off his limbs, and stuff him into the jar. Anyway, he’s in a vegetative state now, so he won’t feel any pain from having his limbs chopped off. Only his brain is functioning normally, which is perfect. After chopping him off, we can exhibit him to warn other space pirates so they can follow suit.”

"Clap clap clap." Bo Jichen also saw Wuliang's eyelids twitching. Suppressing his laughter, he clapped his hands and urged his adopted daughter, "This wonderful method of torture is truly ingenious. Baby, what are you waiting for? The knife is in your hand. Hurry up and stomp on my foot!"