Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Going to the restroom?
Why would you go to the restroom?
Jiang Si looked up and watched him go, noticing that his walking posture was slightly awkward.
Do you need to pee?
All right!
It's most likely just an urgent need to urinate.
Jiang Si then looked at the computer panel, which clearly displayed: "The chair is a bit uncomfortable..."
Suddenly.
Jiang Si suddenly looked up at the closed bathroom door in the distance.
just.
She sat in front of her cheap ex.
Her cheap ex was sitting right behind her, so wouldn't she be...?
Numb.
What kind of massive social death scene is this?
Did she provoke her cheap ex-boyfriend?
Then they ran away.
Did they run to the bathroom to take a cold shower?
No way?
Jiang Si shook her head, telling herself that it couldn't be. Her ex was straight as steel, how could he be gay?
An illusion, an illusion.
It's all an illusion.
Jiang Si quickly focused her attention on the five thousand years of Chinese history and began translating.
More than half an hour passed, and dozens of pages were translated, with an accuracy rate of 99.9%.
but……
Jiang Si took off her headset again, glanced in the direction of the bathroom, checked the time, and thought, if her cheap ex was taking care of his personal needs in there, she could probably finish two rounds, right?
Pshaw, pshaw, pshaw.
What if someone is taking a bath?
What if I wash her clothes?
Yeah, right!
Ever since he became her bodyguard and her identity was exposed, he has been the one washing and tidying up her clothes.
So it takes him more than half an hour to take a shower, wash his own clothes, wash his clothes, and then let them air dry.
She continued translating...
Jiang Si picked up the headset, put it in her ear, and heard three rhythmic knocks on the door.
Jiang Si put down her headset and just as she stood up, the bathroom door opened.
Jiang Si turned her head to look in the direction of the bathroom and saw her cheap ex-boyfriend walking over with a towel draped around his neck, wearing pajama bottoms and shirtless. He glanced at his wife, who was staring intently at him, and said, "I'll go open the door. You go about your business."
Jiang Si was startled and swallowed hard. After regaining her senses, she immediately muttered, "Emptiness is emptiness, emptiness has no fixed form; form is form, form has no fixed color; form is emptiness, emptiness is form."
"If one can know emptiness is not emptiness, form is not form, this is called enlightenment. One then attains the wondrous sound, recognizes the Dharma of non-emptiness, sees clearly without hindrance, enters the gate of all wonders, naturally comprehends and understands, is freed from all doubts, is not attached to the view of emptiness, purifies the six senses, and cuts off evil obstacles. Amitabha!"
After finishing her reading, Jiang Si sat down again, her mind at peace. Her ex-boyfriend, shirtless, was still there. Even if a domineering CEO fell in love with her, his exaggerated 32-pack abs couldn't tempt her.
He Yan, dressed in a shirt and trousers, exuding an air of refined elegance, held a handful of fiery red straw roses in his arms, eagerly awaiting the door to open. Upon seeing Agares, who was shirtless, his expression instantly turned sinister: "What are you doing here?"
Agares draped a towel around his neck and dried his half-dry hair, saying, "His Majesty Heyan's day trip to the wetland park seems to have been quite enjoyable."
He did it on purpose.
I deliberately appeared here.
He deliberately wore only pants.
The upper body is exposed.
He Yan snorted and glared angrily: "Go away, I'm looking for Jiang Jiang."
Instead of leaving, Agares braced his hand against the door, blocking He Yan from barging in. He lowered his head slightly and said in a hoarse voice, "Your Majesty He Yan, Jiang Jiang is very tired today. She just fell asleep not long after taking a bath. You can talk to her about it tomorrow."
I just finished showering not long ago?
He had just finished showering.
them……
them……
They were just reproducing...
Was Agares showing off to him?
He Yan's golden eyes instantly filled with rage, and he gritted his teeth: "Agarai..."
"Shh!" Agares made a shushing gesture before he could finish speaking: "Your Majesty, you will wake her up."
He Yan felt a mouthful of blood stuck in his throat, unable to swallow it. Enraged, he threw a handful of fiery red straw roses at Agares, yelling, "Agares, you despicable..."
Before He Yan could finish speaking, Jiang Jiang's voice came from inside the house: "Agares, who is it? Why are you up so late? Is something the matter?"
"It's nothing." Agares hugged the bunch of fiery red straw roses that He Yan had thrown at him, slammed the door shut, returned, placed the fiery red roses on the table, and looked at his little wife sitting at the desk, one hand supporting her chin, the other turning the pages of a book, her eyes fixed on him: "This is a Valentine's Day gift from His Majesty He Yan."
The little bug gave her this Valentine's Day gift.
Fiery red roses?
So after being abandoned by Agareth, he went off to weave roses?
One should not accept rewards without merit.
We must not give the insects the wrong impression.
We must never let him think that he has any hope of luring her to the Zerg.
Jiang Si looked away from the fiery red rose and then at Agares: "Fiery red roses represent passion and my love for you. They're not really suitable for Little Bug to give me. Could you please return this flower to him?"
Agares' eyes flashed: "Not a single one left?"
Jiang Si quickly waved her hand: "No, no, absolutely not. If you have time, return it to him now. After you return it, you need to be more careful tonight and make sure he doesn't climb into my room or my bed."
She could imagine that after returning the bouquet to the yandere little bug, the little bug might come and crawl into her bed that night.
To nip this bad habit of sneaking into her bed in the bud and to give her cheap ex a heads-up, she'll have him keep watch so she can sleep soundly.
Agares picked up the fiery red straw rose from the table again, glanced at the green straw rose on the bedside table, and said, "Okay, I'll go return it to him now."
Jiang Si smiled, her expression a mix of innocence, allure, and naivety: "Okay, thank you!"
Agares' eyes were deep and his throat moved slightly: "You're welcome."
He then turned around and walked back towards the door.
Jiang Si let out a sigh of relief, no longer in the mood to translate. She closed the tablet and stuffed it into her spatial storage along with the book, then went to bed.
The big-eared fox on the bed transformed into the river that clearly defined the Chu and Han states.
Jiang Si snuggled up to the big-eared fox, covered by a blanket, making her look even smaller, like a child who hadn't grown up: "Baby Egg, turn off the light."
Jiang Dandan transformed into a light-off egg, banging the light off. He then snuggled up to his aunt's neck, clinging tightly to her.
Tonight, no one can take it off its aunt's neck. It's so warm and fragrant against its aunt, much better than against its uncle.
The door was closed.
He Yan was locked out of the door, staring intently at it, and didn't leave.
The door was opened again.
Before Agares could come out, the lights inside were turned off.
Just as He Yan was about to speak, Agares stuffed the rose he had thrown at him into his arms, and then he heard Agares say, "Your Majesty He Yan, go to sleep early, good night."
With a soft bang, the door closed again.
He Yan: "..."
In a fit of rage, he slammed his fist into the wall behind him.
A hole was smashed in the wall.
The next day was still dark.
Jiang Si woke up groggily, her eyes still closed. Her hands were warm to the touch. She moved her fingers and felt the hard muscle texture.
moment.
Jiang Si woke up, not feeling sleepy at all.
She slowly opened her eyes and saw a hard chest with a wheat-colored complexion.
She was startled to find her forehead pressed against her ex-boyfriend's chest, her head resting on his arm, her hand on his waist, and her legs crossed over him.
She clung to people like an octopus.
Of course, none of the above is the key point. The key point is that she actually bypassed the big-eared fox and rolled over to her cheap ex-boyfriend's side while sleeping, clinging to him.
Although she exaggerates when she says her bed is over ten meters long, it is actually several meters long.
On a large bed several meters wide, with a big-eared fox in the middle, she actually traversed mountains and rivers to reach her cheap ex-boyfriend and cling to him like an octopus.
Faced with this scene of death, Jiang Si didn't know how to face her ex-boyfriend. She slowly raised her head and prayed in her heart, hoping that her ex-boyfriend would not wake up, would not wake up, would not wake up, and would only wake up after she had rolled over there.
The gods and Buddhas she prayed to did not hear her prayers. She moved slightly, her legs still on Agares, when Agares sat up, looking dazed as if she hadn't woken up yet. She lifted her nightgown, revealing her abs.
Jiang Si's pupils constricted as she stared at his abs, noticing several handprints that were particularly noticeable on his wheat-colored abs.
Jiang Si looked at her fingernails, compared them, and immediately sat up, stammering, "Agares... this... this isn't me, I... I didn't mean to, am I... am I sleepwalking?"
A subtle smile played on Agares's lips. He lifted his pajamas and moved his large hand to his wife's head, her face flushed and her eyes filled with shyness. He ruffled her hair and said, "It's okay. Jiang Jiang didn't stick to me on purpose, nor did she scratch me. It doesn't hurt. Don't worry about it."