"boom!"

"Smack!"

A clap of thunder was followed by the sound of a slap.

Lightning struck Shu Xubai.

A slap landed on Shu Xubai's face.

Shu Xubai's hair stood on end from the lightning strike, and his snow-white face was charred black.

Oh, no…

The slap mark on his left cheek was white.

"You...you all..."

Shu Xubai opened his mouth, smoke billowing from it, pointed at the ginger shreds, and then at Agares.

This guy from the Troia Empire has reached the pinnacle of lightning-drawing skills. He can control the size of the lightning, the range of the explosion, and the accuracy of the attack without harming anything else.

Agares, wearing military boots, slowly walked over and stood beside Jiang Si. His dark eyes were sharp, and his voice was low and slow: "What happened to us? Was it because we were not well received, that Lord Shu Xubai had to take action personally?"

Shu Xubai, who had intended to provoke Agares, was instead struck by lightning. He suppressed his anger and said, "How could you, an outsider, understand my feelings for her?"

“I’m not an outsider, I’m hers.” Agares glanced sideways at his young wife beside him, his deep voice cold and domineering, “You’re the outsider. Otherwise, how could you have been hit by her? How could she have stabbed you in the heart?”

Shu Xubai: "..."

grass!

Is there an error in the information?

Wasn't it said that the marshal and prince of the Troia Empire were taciturn and spoke little?

Is this what you call being quiet?

Who is this sharp-tongued person?

Who the hell came up with this summary? Are they blind or deaf?

"Oh, you don't believe me?" Agares glanced at Shu Xubai out of the corner of his eye. "If you don't believe me, you can ask her. Between you and me, who is the outsider?"

Shu Xubai: "..."

Where does this little dog, who's over 3,000 years younger than him, get the confidence to compare itself to him, a genuine old man with 3,000 years of affection?

They say that when fellow villagers meet, their eyes well up with tears. When these two aren't messing with each other, they still have a good relationship and can still have fun together.

Shu Xubai stared intently at Jiang Si with her slightly reddened eyes.

Jiang Si rolled her eyes at Shu Xu: "Old man, don't cause trouble. If you want to enjoy your last meal, shut up!"

Shu Xubai: "..."

That brat, she values ​​romance over friendship.

What's so good about this kid who's over 3,000 years younger than him?

“Agares, come help me chop the duck.” Jiang Si glanced sideways and looked up at Agares: “Ignore him, he’s sick, there’s no cure for him.”

Shu Xubai: "..."

Agares rolled up his sleeves, separated his wife and Shu Xubai by his body, responded, picked up a knife, and began chopping the duck.

The head and neck of a duck cannot be chopped into tofu-shaped pieces, but the body of the duck can be chopped into tofu-shaped pieces of roughly the same size, which would be quite conspicuous.

Ginger shreds: "..."

"Dad, the little bird is unconscious." Jiang Jiang appeared silently next to Shu Xubai, holding a small black bat in her hand: "I can't wake him up."

Shu Xubai is undoubtedly a scumbag: "If you can't wake him up, just let him lie there. Can't you see that your mother and I are busy cultivating our relationship?"

"He'll die." Jiangjiang strained to stand on tiptoe and lift her head, reaching out to pull Shu Xubai. "Don't you feel any pain?"

Shu Xubai: "..."

I just felt uncomfortable in my heart, with waves of throbbing pain.

He assumed it was a lingering effect from the severe blow to his heart inflicted by that brat Jiang Si, so he didn't think much of it.

After Jiang Si treated him, he felt refreshed and his mental energy and physical strength recovered rapidly. He never imagined that it was a child who was injured.

Shu Xubai looked down at Jiang Jiang and said, "I don't feel any pain. I'm perfectly fine. You don't need to worry about him. Disobedient children need to be taught a lesson."

"If you're worried, go and watch over him. I'm busy here, understand?"

Jiangjiang lowered her head and pouted, "I understand. I'll go see him then. Dad, come back soon."

As he spoke, he walked to the window and threw the little bat in his hand away.

The little bat turned into a giant bat. He climbed onto the window, jumped onto the bat's back, and flew away like Batman.

Jiang Si's disdain was blatant: "As expected, there are countless scumbags, and their classic quotes are all the same."

"Shu Xubai, I despise you."

Shu Xubai said, "Get lost!"

Jiang Si smirked, "This is my home, you're the one who should get out."

Shu Xubai: "..."

I'm so angry.

Seeing his snorting and glaring, Jiang Si snorted and ordered Agares to get to work.

Three hours later.

On the lawn.

Shu Xubai paused in his act of opening the wine as he faced the three people who had sat down. "My dear, we're just drinking together, and you've brought two great protectors along. What's the meaning of that?"

Bo Jichen took out a food pouch and chopsticks from his spatial storage, his smile was incredibly bright, and he said with an air of nonchalance: "Lord Shu Xubai, please don't misunderstand, please don't misunderstand, I'm just here to freeload, I'll leave as soon as I'm done."

As he spoke, he picked up his chopsticks and quickly, steadily, and accurately placed them on the spicy duck, targeting the thighs, wings, and chunks of duck meat.

With each chopstick, the pieces were carefully selected, each one plump and flavorful, and then placed in a food storage container.

Shu Xubai raised his chin and looked at Agares: "And what about you?"

Agares, expressionless and serious, picked up his chopsticks and snatched a goose leg from under his teacher's chopsticks, placing it in the bowl in front of his young wife: "I am her 24-hour personal bodyguard, taking care of her in every detail, including her daily life."

Shu Xubai felt like he almost choked: "Jiang Si, when did you become so useless that you need someone to protect you 24 hours a day?"

Jiang Si flicked her hair and said, "I've always been a good-for-nothing. So what? Drink if you want, otherwise just get out of here."

"Drink." Shu Xubai had originally planned to pour the wine and drink it one glass at a time, but now he changed his mind. He handed over the bottle of wine he had opened, then opened another bottle for himself and clinked it against the bottle in Jiang Si's hand: "Come on, let's drink this down."

A 3000-year-old, mellow wine.

It smells so good.

Ginger Shreds: "Come on, down it in one gulp."

Having said that, he raised the bottle, put the mouth to his lips, and began to drink.

Shu Xubai's lips curled into a barely perceptible smile as he looked at him and began to drink as well.

A bottle of liquor weighs one jin (500 grams).

The two of them drank like it was water.

It gulped down.

"Great capacity for alcohol! You two have such a high tolerance for it, come on, come on!" Bo Jichen, having packed up his darling, closed the food container and gave a shout of praise.

Agares glanced at his teacher, seemingly casually, and saw him put the packaged food container into his spatial storage, pick up the bowl, and without any psychological pressure or regard for others, begin gnawing on bones, duck, and goose, eating quickly and elegantly.

"Again." Shu Xubai took out a bottle of wine from his space, shook it, and handed it to Jiang Si: "A true old wine lover, you deserve it."

Jiang Si took the bottle and opened the cap.

Agares and Bo Jichen's pupils constricted simultaneously.

One of them stopped eating and looked at the shredded ginger.

Someone glanced at her sideways.

The two then exchanged a glance, and in each other's eyes, they could see that Yu Feifei's pheromones, which smelled of strong liquor, were mixed with the bottle of liquor in her hand.

The strong aroma of liquor wafted over, and Jiang Si exclaimed, "No wonder you're an old drinker, it smells so good! Cheers!"