Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Shu Xubai's slightly red eyes darkened. He took out an identical bottle of Old Wine from his spatial storage, opened the cap, and raised it: "Cheers to our friendship lasting forever, until ten thousand years!"
"Come on, I'm not some old monster, how can I live for ten thousand years?" Jiang Si said, but still touched the bottle in her hand to the one Shu Xubai was holding up: "Cheers to this last meeting, I hope that after we part today, we'll never see each other again, not even in death."
"Hahaha!" Shu Xubai laughed heartily: "That won't do. If you die, according to our tradition, I will come with my cane and sword, wearing a fine top hat, a white shirt, a black tailcoat, and black leather shoes, along with my thousands of men, to present you with star diamonds, flowers, and carry your coffin."
"I will be buried with you in front of everyone, and Jiang Jiang will guard your grave. I guarantee that the atmosphere will be very grand, so that everyone who comes to your funeral will know that you have a devoted lover and a mysterious and powerful past."
"Damn it!" Jiang Si cursed directly: "Shu Xubai, how many times have I told you to stop reading those ridiculous novels? And what about burial? Why don't you just summon a dragon and give me a nine-dragon coffin?"
Upon hearing this, Shu Xubai pondered for a moment: "It's not impossible for nine dragons to pull a coffin. When I go to the Fourth Civilization, I'll find their dragon cave, steal a few eggs, and let the children of the Fourth Civilization hatch the dragon eggs. We'll try to raise nine dragons, so they can pull your coffin when you die."
Bo Jichen: "..."
This guy is really arrogant.
He looks both cheap and deserving of a beating.
After a couple of drinks, the entire galaxy belongs to him.
Jiang Si cursed, "You're really fucking sick, and seriously sick at that. Can't you take your medicine? Who can stand you like this?"
Shu Xubai chuckled: "Didn't you want the Nine Dragons Pulling the Coffin yourself? The Fourth Civilization has dragons. It's just a matter of taking some time to hatch the dragon eggs. It's no big deal. Come on, have a drink, bottoms up."
Jiang Si: "Come on, I'm bored."
The rich aroma of the wine was so enticing that I felt a slight intoxication even before taking a sip.
Is this the charm of fine wine?
Jiang Si held the bottle to her lips, gulped down several mouthfuls, then moved the bottle away and handed it to Agares beside her: "Agares, this wine is very good, you should try it."
Agares narrowed his eyes, glanced at her, and reached out to take the wine.
Shu Xubai stepped in to stop him: "Honey, you're drinking with me, and you said you'd drink it all in one gulp. What kind of behavior is it to give it to him? If he wants to drink, I can find him a bottle."
Jiang Si blushed slightly, her cheeks turning red, and she pushed Shu Xubai's hand away: "He's my man, what's wrong with sharing a bottle of wine with me?"
"Hey, can you even do it? If you can't, then get the hell out of here. I'm annoyed just looking at you. You keep nagging me all day long, saying you love me, love me, love me, you can't live without me. How many times have I told you I don't love you, that I'm not attracted to you? Why don't you just go die?"
Shu Xubai: "..."
Is he drunk?
It doesn't look like it at all.
Shu Xubai knew he couldn't rush things. "Okay, make him take a sip, then you drink some. After you finish, I'll get you another bottle."
Jiang Si held the bottle of wine to Agares's lips: "Try it, this is delicious, the flavor is especially strong, more than twice as strong as the others."
Bo Jichen abandoned his chopsticks, sat cross-legged, and boldly picked up an old goose head. While gnawing on it, he gave his precious student a meaningful look. Was he already drunk?
With the bottle neck almost to his lips, Agares glanced indifferently at his teacher, took his wife's hand, opened his mouth, and took a sip from the bottle neck.
Jiang Si watched him swallow the wine, her bright, clear eyes gazing at him: "Was it good?"
After swallowing his drink, Agareth's throat twitched again. "I need to take another sip."
Bo Jichen: "..."
The goose head in my mouth suddenly didn't taste good anymore.
Agares, that repressed pervert.
If you want to kiss indirectly, just do it. Why do you have to say you want to have another sip?
Tsk tsk tsk, can't you just turn your repressed flirtatiousness into an overt flirtatious one? Wouldn't it be better to be openly flirtatious?
It's a failure to resort to such subtle and underhanded methods of abusing affection.
Jiang Si raised the wine bottle once again.
Agares drank even less than he did in the first sip, swallowing it down his throat.
"Is it good?"
Agares looked back at her bright eyes: "It's delicious."
Jiang Si smiled instantly: "I also think it tastes really good, but since you like it, you can have it all."
Agares's eyes narrowed, and just as he was about to speak, Bo Jichen, who was gnawing on a goose head, said, "Daughter, you drink it yourself. He shouldn't drink too much. He needs to stay sober at all times so that he can deal with any unexpected situation."
Jiang Si slapped her forehead, pulled back the wine bottle, and said in a soft voice, "Oh dear, Agares, I forgot you're a soldier, and a marshal at that. You can't get drunk."
"Stop babbling and drink up." Shu Xubai found the Trojan Empire, which was over 3,000 years younger than him, increasingly displeasing. He wore a deadpan expression, as if someone owed him hundreds of thousands of star diamonds. "Drink up and come home with me. You've been wandering around outside all day and don't even know where home is anymore."
Jiang Si tilted her head back and gulped down the wine. She threw the bottle aside and glared at Shu Xubai: "I know where my home is. My home is right here. What kind of home do you want me to go back to with you?"
Not drunk yet?
Is the information incorrect?
Shu Xubai casually grabbed another bottle of Lao Jiu Gui (a type of Chinese liquor), swung it around, and handed it to Jiang Si: "Alright, alright, if you're not coming home with me, keep drinking, keep drinking, and I'll go home with you after you finish."
"You drink first." Jiang Si took the wine from him, opened it, and the rich aroma of the wine wafted out again, but she didn't drink it. She stared at Shu Xubai: "Hurry up."
Shu Xubai knew that to get fish to bite, he had to provide enough bait; otherwise, the fish wouldn't come to the baited area and wouldn't take the bait.
He downed the exact same wine in just two minutes.
After finishing his drink, he tilted the bottle upside down and urged Jiang Si, "Hurry up, you're the only one left."
"Fine, I'll drink! What are you going to do about it?" Jiang Si raised the bottle and gulped down the liquor. Suddenly, she smashed the bottle on the ground, her eyes reddened, her lips pursed, and she plopped down in Agares's lap. With one arm around his neck and the other pointing at Shu Xubai, she complained like a wronged child, "Honey, he forced me to drink! He's bullied me since we were kids! Hit him! Hit him!"