I Rely on Birthing Babies to Become Popular Across the Interstellar

Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.

The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...

Chapter 809 The Amazing Vampire, Your Wolf Ears Are Protruding

Agares' dark eyes narrowed as he looked at Jiang Jiang, who had opened her arms to him and reverted to her four- or five-year-old appearance. He took a step back, pulled a chair from his spatial storage, sat down, crossed his long legs, and said in a deep, calm, and ruthless voice, "Sorry, Jiang Jiang, I only hug my wife."

Jiang Jiang pouted and tilted her outstretched arms forward slightly: "Marshal Agares, I am my mother's child. I have half of my bloodline from my mother. If you hug your mother, why don't you hug me too?"

"I've never been held before in my life. I just want to experience what it feels like to be held in someone's arms. Marshal Agares, please hold me, please hold me."

Agares leaned back slightly in his chair, his hands clasped together, looking at Jiang Jiang who had her arms outstretched to him. He spoke expressionlessly, "Jiang Jiang, you said you've never been held before. I remember when you came to the Troia Empire, it was your father who held you when you got off the spaceship. Do you want me to find the video and show it to you?"

Jiangjiang: "..."

"Ouch!" Jiang Si was pulled into the bathroom and plopped down on the edge of the bathtub. She sighed as she looked at Shu Xubai, who was slumped over the toilet and sitting on the floor, looking disheveled and vomiting uncontrollably. "Big brother, baby, darling, your food poisoning is pretty bad."

Shu Xubai vomited violently into the toilet a few times, then raised his head, his bloodshot eyes staring at Jiang Si. Blood and foam flew from his mouth as if he wanted to spit Jiang Si to death: "Laugh, laugh, what the hell are you laughing at? Laugh again and I'll kill you."

Jiang Si laughed even harder, pointing her little finger at his eyes: "Honey, you already have a contract partner, and you still dare to cheat on me? You'll be the one who gets vomited to death!"

Shu Xubai said fiercely, "Shut up! I'm eating whatever I want, what's it to you?"

"You're really stubborn." Jiang Si's smile vanished. "Honey, your pupils are practically bulging, your latent werewolf genes are popping out. Who did you steal from, Jiang Jiang?"

Shu Xubai let out a howl, almost making a wolf howl for him: "What the hell is it to you? You have so many things to do all day long, one after another."

Jiang Si raised an eyebrow and cursed, "Are you fucking crazy? Of all people to eat, why did you have to eat him?"

"He looks four or five years old, but he's over 3,000 years old and is a zombie king. Can his blood and flesh be clean?"

"You're just meddling in other people's business. Why should I care?" Shu Xubai growled at Jiang Si. "You're nosy about everything, whether it's my happiness or not. Who told you to come here? Get out of here. I get annoyed just looking at you."

"I get annoyed just looking at you, and I want to punch you when I see you." Jiang Si said angrily, "I'm here to collect your body. Once you're dead, I'll cremate you, collect your ashes, and then get out of here."

"You... ugh... ugh..."

Shu Xubai wanted to curse her again, but then he felt nauseous and vomited again. He clung to the toilet bowl with both hands, his veins bulging, and the entire bathroom was filled with a strong smell of blood.

Jiang Si watched him exhale, then took out a large glass from her own space. With a flick of her wrist, which was adorned with a bracelet and a quantum computer, the quantum computer and bracelet began to slide downwards.

Then, Jiang Si used the rim of a glass to cut her wrist, and blood gushed out instantly, filling the glass in a short time.

Jiang Si summoned Yan Liu.

A fiery red willow branch wrapped around the wound on her wrist. The wound stopped bleeding, leaving a gruesome gash and a red willow branch. The computer and bracelet slid down again, perfectly covering the wound and making her hand look completely unharmed.

Jiang Si, carrying a full glass of blood, jumped off the edge of the bathtub, walked up to Shu Xubai, and kicked him with her foot: "Here you go."

Suppressing his urge to vomit, Shu Xubai turned his head, looked at the bright red blood in the cup, wiped his mouth, and revealed a wicked smile on his pale face: "As expected, you still love me the most. This is the proof."

Jiang Si cursed his ancestors for eighteen generations in her heart: "Yes, I love you, I love you the most, I can't live without you. Hurry up and drink, all you do is nag."

Her last words were fierce and harsh, as if she wanted to curse Shu Xubai's ancestors for eighteen generations, waking them up from their graves.

Shu Xubai completely disregarded her, grabbed the cup filled with blood, brought it to his lips, and drank it all in one gulp, not leaving a single drop. Then, he twisted his body, leaned against the toilet, no longer feeling nauseous or vomiting, and panted heavily: "Awesome!"

Ginger shreds: "..."

What a load of rubbish.

There's no reason to sympathize with an old geezer who cheats on his partner.

If they vomit to death, just burn them, that's it!

Jiang Si stepped over his long legs, stood in front of him, looked down at him, and reached out to touch the top of his head: "Darling, stop having fun, your wolf ears are showing."

"What?" Shu Xubai's deathly pale face suddenly changed. He reached up to touch his head, but found nothing but hair. His eyes widened: "Damn zombie, you lied to me?"

After patting his head, Jiang Si wiped her hands on her body with disgust: "The wolf ears didn't come out, but your pupils are slit up. You're almost turning into a wild beast. Take it easy."

Shu Xubai cursed, "I'm being gentle with you, I wish I could bite you to death."

Jiang Si smacked her lips and clicked her tongue: "Would you really bite me to death?"

"By the way, you eat Jiangjiang and drink his blood to stop him from growing up and keep him looking like he's four or five years old. Is that because of me?"

Shu Xubai lowered his hand, took a few deep breaths, his pupils disappeared, and his original crimson eyes returned: "Stop showing off like a peacock and being presumptuous. I just want to try something other than a contractual partner."

"Let's see if it's true that after contracting a partner, nothing else tastes good. I didn't expect to become like this after just one try. Sure enough, the ancestors were right. Contracting a partner makes everything else taste bad. Sigh, I'm doomed to be trapped by that bird for the rest of my life. This is so tragic!"

Ginger shreds: "..."

That's terrible?

He said he was miserable?

That self-indulgence?

Why make fun of yourself?

He was clearly enjoying himself immensely.

Jiang Si still asked uncertainly, "Honey, we have a friendship of over 3,000 years, are you really not doing this for me?"

"I'll slap you for this!" Shu Xubai raised his bloodied hand, pretending to slap Jiang Si: "Don't you even look at yourself? You're not even as tall as three cow dungs, you're nowhere near as tall as my kid."

"Hey, hey, hey. You damn stinky zombie, you don't actually think I love you, do you? What kind of ridiculous wishful thinking is that?"

Jiang Si almost poked his eye with her hand: "You're just imagining things, I'm not."

Shu Xubai scoffed and said disdainfully, "Honey, I'm only after your blood. You have to give me a cup of this every day. Do you think I'd still be after you?"

"Alright, alright." Jiang Si flicked her finger, and a thin, red willow branch landed on Shu Xubai. The healing spiritual energy followed the red willow branch and entered Shu Xubai's body and his spiritual sea.

Ten minutes or so passed.

Jiang Si retracted the red willow branch. "Alright, remember you have a contractual partner now. You can't eat anything anymore. Go back to the Fourth Civilization and take care of the chicks. Otherwise, I'm too far away to help you. You'll only have the fate of vomiting blood and waiting to die."

Shu Xubai casually draped his elbow over the toilet, leaned back against it, raised his head to look at Jiang Si, who was less than a meter tall, and licked his lips, saying, "Baby, let me bleed a little more, I'll save it just in case, okay?"

Jiang Si reached out and grabbed his head, pressing it down and pushing it into the toilet: "Just in case? What good ideas are you having now? You'd better eat shit."

"I was wrong, I was wrong, please spare me, heroine, please spare me!" Shu Xubai braced his elbow against the toilet, struggling against her. This brat, he would believe her even if she shoved him into the toilet or stuffed him into shit.

Jiang Si loosened her grip, clapped her hands, glanced at her wound, walked to the door, and opened it. Jiu Feng, who had been leaning against the door, instantly collapsed inside, overjoyed: "Bai Bai, are you alright? Are you alright?"

Jiang Si turned to the side, about to jump over him, when he quickly got up, rushed into the bathroom, and hugged Shu Xubai, who was covered in blood and in a disheveled state.

Jiang Si was stunned. This is love?

As expected, that two-faced, arrogant old vampire only likes little puppies, baby cakes, and sweet treats.

Now that old vampire is trapped, serves him right. Just wait for his little puppy, his little darling, to ride on his head and swagger around.

Jiang Si glanced back at them, then left the restroom. As she closed the door, she looked up at Agares and saw Jiang Jiang, who was sitting on the floor, opening her arms and rushing to hug Agares's legs, who was sitting in a chair: "Marshal Agares, look, my mom is out."