With a thud.

Jiang Si heard herself swallow, her heart pounding uncontrollably. She placed her hands, still holding the Lolita dress, against Agares's hard chest and said, "Um... um... misunderstanding, misunderstanding. I can change into the dress myself."

"Uh, Shu Xubai and the others are almost gone. You're not my bodyguard anymore, not my bodyguard. I need to change into a dress. You can wait outside, you can wait outside."

Heavens above!

Oh, Earth.

The straight man in front of her was too much for her.

Fortunately, she has shrunk now.

Otherwise, given his current flirtatious demeanor...

She would definitely turn into a werewolf, pounce on him and devour him first.

Agares tightened his grip on her waist, bent down, lowered his head, and gently bit Jiang Si's lips, his deep voice hoarse: "The princess asked me where I was going, and I thought it was an invitation."

"So it wasn't an invitation. The Princess Consort will wear a dress herself, but... I wouldn't mind giving it to her..."

A slight pain at the corner of her mouth made Jiang Si's eyes widen. She hurriedly interrupted him, "I mind, I mind, I mind. No, no, no, you misunderstood, you misunderstood. Please leave, please leave, don't delay me from changing my dress... don't delay me from changing my dress."

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god.

What kind of crash course is so amazing?

How did you manage to turn a straight man who couldn't bend into someone so skilled at flirting?

With his ascetic nature, even older men in their fifties and sixties are eyeing her with predatory intent.

Does she dare to grow up?

Do you dare?

I definitely wouldn't dare, absolutely not!

Agares couldn't bring himself to bite her lips. After gently biting them, he gave her a soothing kiss and released her: "Okay, you change your clothes and talk to the teacher first. I'm going to take a shower."

Taking a shower?

Getting angry?

Too much internal heat?

Jiang Si immediately covered her mouth with the hand holding the little skirt, afraid that she might accidentally say something without thinking.

Agares looked at her and flicked her forehead: "Princess Consort, grow up quickly!"

Jiang Si covered her mouth, unsure whether to nod or not.

She could only signal to him with her eyes to hurry up and leave, and not to delay her from changing her clothes.

Agares gave her a deep look, then turned and left, closing the dressing room door behind him.

Like a fish out of water, Jiang Si loosened her hand from her mouth, opened her mouth, and breathed heavily, pressing her hand against her chest.

The straight man's flirting skills were on full display, one direct approach after another, sinking every shot with unerring accuracy, leaving everyone on the edge of their seats.

After a while, Jiang Si took off her little clothes and skirt, put on the big skirt she was holding, and casually took out her shoes and socks.

The little leather shoes and lace stockings were all perfectly matched, neatly arranged in pairs in the closet, as if waiting for her to favor them.

Jiang Si put on her shoes and socks, her waist-length hair still on. As soon as she stepped out of the dressing room, she heard Bo Jichen click his tongue: "Sure enough, straight men don't get it. Once they do, it's like an old house on fire, out of control. Honey, believe it or not, your husband is taking a cold shower."

The sudden sound startled Jiang Si. She patted her chest and looked at Bo Jichen, who was leaning against the wall with his arms crossed: "Why don't you go and pry open the door?"

Bo Jichen grinned, revealing his gleaming white teeth, and looked the cheap, leaky young woman up and down: "You're his wife. This kind of work of breaking down doors and putting out fires is your job. What does it have to do with me? You go knock on the door and go in to put out the fire."

Jiang Si waved her little fist: "Honey, I'm still a child, please don't corrupt a pure and innocent child like me."

Bo Jichen made no attempt to hide the disdain in his eyes. He slapped her small fist, grabbed her neck, and dragged her into the dressing room.

With a bang, Bo Jichen slammed the door shut and forced his adopted daughter to sit on the floor of the large walk-in closet. "I have a question for you, you innocent child!"

The thick carpet kept her warm, and her fluffy little skirt covered her legs, ensuring Jiang Si wouldn't expose herself no matter how she sat. She reached out and pried Bo Jichen's hand away from her neck, then turned and sat opposite him: "You're a married man, so speak your mind instead of getting handsy and annoying."

Bo Jichen pointed at himself: "I'm annoying, I'm annoying you, and I don't want to be annoying you. I also want you to quickly stew some meat, eat some meat, and nourish yourself properly."

"But you're not good enough. You have a great figure, you're beautiful, but you can't hook up with a straight man. Oh no... you did hook up with one, but he'd rather take a cold shower and wash away his passion than kiss you."

Ginger shreds: "..."

This is heartbreaking.

Can't we just have some fun anymore?

Is it possible to maintain a pleasant father-daughter relationship?

Isn't that going too far?

"You got to eat the meat?" Jiang Si retorted instantly, stabbing back at the heart: "His Majesty has forgiven you, have you explained Jiang Dandan's matter clearly?"

"His Majesty has allowed you to sleep with him. His Majesty doesn't care about Agares's opinion anymore. He wants to have a second child with you?"

Bo Jichen's purple eyes widened: "Hey, hey, hey, are you even my biological child?"

Jiang Si shrugged, her anger reaching its peak: "I'm just a heartless cocoon, and you expect me to be considerate? You're dreaming."

Bo Jichen: "..."

She's more than just a black-hearted cotton maker.

She's like a knife.

She would stab him wherever he felt pain.

They exploited his weaknesses, squeezing and pinching them relentlessly.

Bo Jichen patted his chest, calming his bleeding heart, then turned and sat down next to Jiang Si, nudging her with his arm: "Baby, congratulations! Agares going to take a cold shower means he's fine and can lift it."

"And you, when you grow up a little more, you can go and pull up radishes with him..."

“Speak like a human.” Jiang Si slapped her arm, which Bo Jichen had nudged with his hand, in disgust, interrupting his wild daydreams and the likely things that might happen between her and Agares in bed: “Stop talking nonsense, just say what you want to say, or shut up!”

Bo Jichen chuckled: "Actually, it's nothing major. I just wanted to ask you, after these past two weeks, have you thought things through regarding Agares's feelings for his teacher's wife?"

Look.

What did she say again?

His Majesty did not forgive the treacherous Bo, nor did he allow him to sleep with him. He was particularly concerned about Agares's approval and recognition.

Did you hit all the targets this time?

Bo Xilai, that scoundrel, was getting desperate because he couldn't get his hands on the meat.

Jiang Si's face darkened and she said seriously, "Daddy, you want me to be your husband's traitor so that you can have your own happiness? Have you no shame?"

Bo Jichen had an incredibly thick skin, a skin he was used to: "What is a face? Compared to a kiss, it's nothing. I don't care, I don't want it."

"So, my darling, what has Agares been thinking about all these past two weeks, running to the museum with you every day? Has he accepted that your sweetheart is his teacher's wife?"

Jiang Si touched her chin with her small hand, pretending to be deep in thought. After a moment, she said, "This matter... this matter, I think... I think..."

Bo Jichen was getting impatient with her hesitant and stammering: "Don't just say 'you think,' 'you think,' 'you think,' when will he finally come to his senses?"

Jiang Si spread her hands, looking innocent and pure: "You're asking me? I don't know either. Why don't you go ask him himself and see if he accepts you as his sister-in-law?"

“I’m his teacher,” Bo Jichen corrected Jiang Si. “Don’t get the order of importance right, dear!”

Jiang Si blurted out, "You're on top, a navel orange?"

Bo Jichen blushed: "None of your business. You just need to figure out that your father is me... then you can go for it."

"Oh." Jiang Si suddenly realized, "I've heard a saying: the less a person has, the more they flaunt it. Are you that kind of person?"

Bo Jichen: "..."

“Okay, you might not be that person. What are you showing off?” Jiang Si said without pausing for a moment. “I asked Agares what he was really thinking…”

Jiang Si's perfectly timed hesitation made Bo Jichen, who was eager to devour the meat,'s eyes light up. He couldn't wait to ask, "What exactly did he say? What is he thinking? When does he plan to accept this fact? What conditions does he need to meet to accept this fact?"

As expected, this scoundrel is involved with His Majesty's brother.

They will surely lose their composure.

IQ drops to offline level.

They were led by the nose and told to go wherever they wanted.

Jiang Si's eyes darted around, and she got up from the ground: "Come on, come with me, I'll tell you."

Bo Jichen pushed himself up from the ground and followed behind her.

Jiang Si led him out of the dressing room and walked to the bathroom door. She reached out to knock, but Bo Jichen quickly grabbed her hand: "Honey, you're going in to put out the fire. Why did you call me here? Are you really going to be so generous as to show me the scene?"

Jiang Si twisted and pulled her hand away from Bo Jichen's grasp, and compared her shamelessness with Bo Jichen: "Yeah, I'll show you the scene, so you, who haven't had any meat for half a month, can just watch and get anxious."

Bo Jichen: "..."

This really is his own daughter.

It contains absolutely no adulteration.

Jiang Si knocked on the door.

One minute passed, two minutes passed, three minutes passed, and with a whoosh, the door was opened from the inside. Agares, wrapped in a bath towel, his bare upper body covered in cool moisture, looked at the two people in front of the door with his dark eyes: "Please wait a moment, I'll be right there!"

Jiang Si acted swiftly, grabbing his damp hand and raising her voice: "Husband, if Daddy admits she's your sister-in-law, will you accept him and His Majesty?"

Bo Jichen: "!!!!"

sister in law?

What a terrifying name that is!

Is it as pleasant to listen to as a teacher?

Agares stared at the two small hands grasping his, his sharp eyes flashing, and said expressionlessly, "Yes, teacher, if you are my sister-in-law, I can accept it; if he is my teacher's wife, I cannot accept it. So, teacher, are you my sister-in-law or is he my teacher's wife? Please answer me directly!"