Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
A warm breath brushed against her ear, and Jiang Si flinched, instinctively pulling away from Agares. "If you want me to keep my word, first of all, you can't be a liar, especially when it comes to fighting..."
"I'll go all out and show you no mercy!" Agares straightened up, his face cold as he answered her words: "I'll take you down!"
Ginger shreds: "..."
Take her down?
What kind of insolent and lewd words are these?
Or is she just too lewd? Why do I feel that the phrase "I'll beat you up" has a slightly lewd connotation?
Huh!
Jiang Si shook her head abruptly. She must be overthinking it. It would be too incongruous for Agares, an imperial marshal, a prince, and a national idol, to talk about yellow so seriously.
It's her!
It's her!
She herself is obscene; even the words she uses are obscene, such as "日" (sun) and "艹" (fuck)!
Jiang Si raised her hand: "Deal!"
Agares raised his hand: "Deal!"
"Smack!"
The two shook hands, making it a deal.
Then Jiang Si told Agares to stay away and not to eavesdrop on their plan to beat him up.
Agares, like a large feline, gracefully and silently stepped back and stopped a dozen paces away from them, his gaze fixed on his young wife, who sat among his subordinates with her ponytail.
The 1,500 people were packed in layers, munching on fruit and whispering to their wives, coming up with all sorts of underhanded tricks, overt schemes, and disgustingly elaborate schemes.
For example:
Some people suggest attacking the top three routes.
Some say they've taken all three routes.
Some people say that as long as they can win, they'd even be willing to eat the head coach's food.
Some say they are willing to become human bombs, crushing the coach layer by layer.
Ginger shreds: "..."
Suddenly I felt like I'd given them my fruit for nothing; these people all seemed rather dim-witted.
Fifteen minutes passed in the blink of an eye.
After finishing the fruit, everyone felt their backs and legs were no longer sore, and they were full of energy, enough to easily defeat the marshal.
Jiang Si released the willow branches, breaking off 1,500 twigs, and gave each of the 1,500 people present a small willow stick about the thickness of a middle finger.
The willows were bright red, and everyone held a small, thin stick in their hand, which felt like holding a small fire poker.
Jiang Si grasped the main trunk of the willow tree, which was about 1.2 meters long, and gave Agares a provocative look.
Agares nodded back at her, raised his wrist with the quantum computer attached, glanced at it, and walked over.
The crowd surrounded him, each holding a red willow stick, pointing at him and saying in unison, "You've offended the commander..."
"If you're going to fight, then fight! Stop talking so much nonsense!" Jiang Si shouted sharply as she launched a sneak attack on Agares: "Haven't you heard that villains die from talking too much? Hurry up and attack!"
As if he had anticipated this, Agares quickly stepped forward, snatched the subordinate holding the tobacco stick, kicked him away, and then turned around to block the tobacco stick that Jiang Si was about to pull out.
unexpectedly!
The moment his willow stick touched his young wife's, it ignited instantly, the temperature soaring so high it burned his palm, causing him to let go.
The burning willow branch fell to the ground, turned to ashes, and was nowhere to be found.
"Charge! Charge! Brothers, take down the marshal!"
One man roared, leading the others to charge towards Agares, chanting slogans: "Down with the Marshal! Down with the Marshal! Down with the Marshal!"
Ginger shreds: "..."
I already told them that villains die from talking too much.
Stop talking nonsense and get to the fight! You can start shouting slogans after the fight is over!
Murphy's Law: the louder the slogan, the faster the defeat. And here it is. Those who rushed towards Agares were swept away by Agares' mental power and fell to the ground like salted fish with broken strings, making a series of thuds and groans.
Jiang Si couldn't bear to look and almost covered her eyes, but then she suddenly remembered that she was still fighting, so why was she covering her eyes? She had known all along that these little bastards were all show and no substance.
Just as she was about to take action herself, she felt Agares's immense spiritual power, carrying a powerful pressure, spread out and attacked and suppressed those who tried to overthrow him.
More than 1,000 people, under the powerful and intimidating mental force, felt their legs go weak, their chests tighten, and they were short of breath. They couldn't muster their mental strength and uncontrollably retreated.
Seeing this, Jiang Si transformed the willow branch in her hand into a long whip.
"Smack!"
With a flick of her whip, she struck over 1,000 people who were retreating.
Everyone groaned, their legs went weak, and they collapsed to their knees with a thud.
Unfazed by Agares's immense spiritual power, Jiang Si reached out and touched one of the people's heads, her eyes changing color.
Oh…
So it turns out these gang members were useless all along. Even if he slapped them down and dealt with their mental power, they still couldn't withstand Agares's powerful and intimidating mental power.
have to!
Indeed, it's better to rely on yourself than on others.
It's more reliable to beat him up myself.
Thinking of this, Jiang Si stomped her foot on the ground, unleashing a mental energy fluctuation no less powerful than Agares', which repelled the crowd in the middle of the training field.
The people who were thrown back were smashed to pieces, crying out in pain.
Those who didn't know how formidable the lady was would wish they could go back in time and slap themselves hard. How could they have been so blind to her ruthlessness and strength? It was simply unacceptable.
Mo'er was slapped, and while wincing in pain, he nudged the person next to him and said, "Ignore the pain, can you feel your mental strength increase?"
The person he nudged was stunned. Only then did he mobilize his mental energy. He was shocked to find that his mental energy had steadily increased by half a level!
The person being teased: "!!!!"
What's going on?
What happened?
With the obstruction gone, Agares said, "Thank you, Princess, for clearing the way!"
Jiang Si's attack was swift, ruthless, and precise: "You're welcome. It's my pleasure to serve you!"
Agares didn't dodge, but went straight at him. "No, I want to serve you, Your Highness!"
As Jiang Si's willow branch touched him, it instantly split open and wrapped around him: "No need, thank you!"
Agares jerked instantly, his fiery red willow branch igniting, and his massive hand shot straight for Jiang Si's neck, her lifeline: "I think you need it!"
"I really don't need it, thank you!" Jiang Si dodged to the side, flashing behind him like a shooting star. She raised her foot to kick his broad back, but Agares turned even faster, grabbing her ankle with lightning speed and pulling her down forcefully...
Jiang Si remained calm under pressure, used the momentum to spin around, and kicked him with her other foot.
When Agares saw the foot coming at him, he flung away the hand that was holding her ankle.
A loud bang!
Jiang Si didn't kick Agares; instead, she was thrown away by Agares and slammed heavily against the wall, creating a dent in it.
Jiang Si shook her head and exclaimed, "Good heavens! She's always been the one slamming others against the wall, but now her cheap husband is throwing her against the wall. What goes around comes around. You can't be too arrogant. You should be more low-key in the future."
The 1,500 men who had been kicked away stared wide-eyed in disbelief, their own commander actually slamming his wife against the wall of the warship.
Is this his wife?
Is she his wife?
Doesn't he feel bad about chewing on it like that?
Jiang Si smashed the walls of the warship, creating dents, and then attacked Agares again as if nothing had happened.
Everyone: "!!!!"
This is the legendary weak, helpless, and mentally bankrupt lady; she's just teasing them.
These are trash. They don't even deserve the word "trash," they don't deserve it!
With a loud crash!
Agares was slammed against the warship wall by Jiang Si, which smashed a hole in the wall of the warship's training room. Then, Jiang Si used a willow branch to lock his throat.
While Agares was choking her, he smashed a hole in the warship wall with his head and hurled a huge, powerful orb of spiritual energy at her!
The ball of light, shaped like a soccer ball, was about to smash into Jiang Si when her hand, which was gripping Agareth's throat, paused, and she quickly dodged.
Agares seized the opportunity and rushed forward, his figure flashing like a shadow. He grabbed Jiang Si by the neck with his large hand and slammed her against the hard wall. His cold and stern face said, "You've lost, Princess!"