Holy crap!

It's so exciting right from the start.

This gossip must be unearthed.

Jiang Si reached out and slapped her senior brother's hand down, looking down at his horrified face: "Senior brother, are you sure you're not mistaken? My godmother, Mu Bei Mama, is a big D-cup, slim waist, perky buttocks, tall, and incredibly charming mature woman. How could she possibly be a transvestite?"

Details, details.

Process, process.

How can I tolerate this gossip girl who didn't even read the details of the process?

I absolutely cannot tolerate it; I must watch it, even if it means eavesdropping.

When Yan Qi heard that his junior sister didn't believe him, he grabbed her hand and pleaded anxiously, "It's true, it's true, junior sister, believe me, he lied to you."

"He's not a woman at all, he's a man, a cross-dresser. His breasts... are just corpus cavernosum, his buttocks... are fake, and his height... is just an illusion because of the high heels he's wearing."

“This is big, that is big…” To make his words more believable and to make his junior sister believe him, Yan Qi gestured with his hands, looking terrified: “Junior sister, believe me, he’s a liar, a liar, he’s lied to you and me.”

Ginger shreds: "!!!!"

This is an incredibly long length.

I'm holding a big blade of grass in my heart!

I never expected that this cheap little beast with nine tails, of unknown breed, would be so rare…

That's awesome!

"Junior sister." After gesturing, Yan Qi grabbed his junior sister's arm again, panicked and afraid: "Junior sister, you have to believe me, you must believe me, I'm not lying to you."

Mubei Mama is also like that.

Look how scared this child is.

Knowing you're big, why don't you close the window? What do you do at night?

Did it go wrong during the day?

Jiang Si coughed lightly and patted Yan Qi's hand: "Senior brother, don't be afraid. Let's go take a look. If he's a liar, we'll beat him up and kick him out."

Upon hearing that he was to go see, Yan Qi loosened his grip on Jiang Si's arm, took a step back, shook his head vigorously like a rattle-drum, and waved his hands like a fan: "I'm not going, I'm not going, Junior Sister, I'm not going, you go, you go and chase him away, you go and chase him away."

Ginger shreds: "!!!!"

This has given him psychological trauma?

Mu Bei's mom is really something else!

"Okay, wait for me upstairs." Jiang Si pointed upstairs: "Is that alright?"

"Okay, okay." Yan Qi nodded, still feeling scared but reminding her, "Be careful, junior sister. If anything goes wrong, run away right away."

"Okay, okay, I'll go over after I see you go upstairs."

Upon hearing this, Yan Qi murmured "Mmm" three times with tears in his eyes, like a startled rabbit or a mouse seeing a cat, and then darted up the stairs and ran to the third floor.

Seeing him run up, Jiang Si leaned down and placed the ginger egg in her hand on her shoulder.

Ginger Egg wanted to slide down to its aunt's belly.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Si said, "Baby Egg, stay put, or I won't give you any more spiritual energy."

Jiang Dandan: "..."

*Sobbing*

The galaxy is so vast that there is no room for its egg-like structure.

The dog's father doesn't care.

Aunt doesn't like it.

I can't live like this anymore.

Jiang Si arrived at the room where Si Mubei, the eternal second-in-command of the Red Eyebrows Fleet, lived. She saw Si Mubei sitting on the carpet, wearing a bright red skirt. Four buttons of his shirt were undone, revealing a large expanse of his fair chest and two large breasts on the sofa behind him.

Red high heels, one here and one there, beautiful fiery red curly hair hanging down her back, seductive eyes, nine big yellow tails, like big fans, like nine big caterpillars.

Jiang Si closed the door, walked over, sat on the sofa behind him, picked up two large foam balls from the sofa, and handed them over: "Mu Bei, here are your big dicks!"

Si Mubei turned to the side, ignoring the genitals being offered to him, and pointed at himself: "Daughter, am I ugly?"

Jiang Si was taken aback, then shook her head: "You have fair skin and a beautiful face, you are naturally charming and stunningly beautiful. Anyone who says you are ugly is blind."

Si Mubei asked again, "Is it my fault that I'm tall?"

Jiang Si shook her head: "What's wrong with being tall? He's a walking clothes rack, the capital for being arrogant and domineering, and the magic weapon for breathing the fresh air that those short people can't breathe. He's not wrong."

Si Mubei: "Isn't my tail pretty?"

Jiang Si exclaimed, "It's beautiful, golden yellow like gold, every hair shines with a golden glow. Whoever says your tail isn't pretty, slap them to death with your tail."

Si Mubei lifted her chest, only to find that the corpus cavernosum was gone, and felt utterly empty: "Am I not good enough?"

Ginger Shreds: "Good, shapely, with a prominent front and buttocks."

Si Mubei stretched out his hand, which was resting on his chest, and pointed it at Jiang Si's account: "Help me count my savings. Do I qualify as a rich person?"

Is this supposed to be me showing off my wealth?

Jiang Si swallowed hard, then looked down at the numbers on her personal computer account: ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, millions, tens of millions, billions...

A minimum of 100 million!

Jiang Si said, "You're rich. You've already surpassed 95% of the people in the Troya Empire. Anyone who dares to say you're poor, slap them in the face."

Si Mubei withdrew his hand and pointed at himself: "I'm good-looking, rich, have a tail, and a good figure, so why did your senior brother run away from me and not like me?"

Jiang Si paused for a moment, then said tactfully, "Well, well, maybe..."

Seeing her stammering, Si Mubei said impatiently, "What do you mean by 'this' and 'that'? Just say what you have to say. Stop stammering, you've got a fly stuck in your throat."

Jiang Si was a little amused by the retort, but she held it in: "My senior brother was scared away by you mainly because, mainly because..."

Si Mubei urged, "Why? Tell me quickly."

Jiang Si tapped his leg with her finger, "Long legs are nice, but if they're deadly, that's not good."

"Furry is best, but not everyone is a fur lover like me. Seeing your fur makes me want to pet you, so... well, what kind of beast are you anyway?"

It was so hard to get to home run.

The person ran away.

They even asked him what kind of beast it was?

Si Mubei's temper flared up, his nine bright yellow tails flailing wildly as he roared, "What do you care what kind of beast I am? Right now, call your senior brother and ask him what kind of beast he likes!"

Ginger shreds: "!!!!"

So you've already fallen into this trap?

No way?

"Hurry up!" Si Mubei urged. "We've raised a daughter for a thousand days, and now we need her for this moment. Hurry up!"

Ginger shreds won't make phone calls.

She looked at the nine bright yellow tails and felt an urge to touch them, saying, "Cat, I mean he likes cats, big bright yellow cats."

Si Mubei's eyes lit up: "Really?"

Jiang Si patted her chest and said, "You're me, why would I lie to you? If you don't believe me, go catch a big, golden orange, go to the third floor and find my senior brother, and see if he likes it."

Upon hearing this, Si Mubei stood up abruptly and walked towards the door. After a few steps, he turned back and warned Jiang Si, "Don't go over there."

Jiang Si paused as she was about to get up, and smiled, "I'm not going!"

Si Mubei then opened the door and walked out, satisfied.

Jiang Si couldn't see him, so she turned her head to Jiang Dandan on her shoulder and said, "Baby Dandan, you can become invisible, can you help me become invisible?"

Jiang Dandan: "!!!!"

Its stealth ability isn't that amazing!

Its aunt thinks too highly of it.

It's still just a lump of egg yolk and white.

"Fine, to eavesdrop, gossip, and see what happens, I'll hide myself." Jiang Si stood up, activated her invisibility ability, and made herself invisible.

She left the room and walked towards the third floor. As soon as she reached the third-floor corridor, she saw Si Mubei take off her shirt, skirt, and wig. With a bang, she transformed into a Tibetan fox with nine tails, squinty eyes, a square face, and an animal that everyone in China knows as a walking meme...