Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Ginger shreds: "!!!!"
Depend on!
Mu Bei Mama's disguise was exposed so suddenly and quickly it was almost unbelievable.
While chatting and joking with Agares about the nine-tailed cat, I completely forgot that he was the universe's number one nitpicky, straight man.
He had seen Simubei's nine big, fluffy, golden tails before; now, those nine big tails had turned into small tails, but they were still fluffy and golden.
"No!" Jiang Si steadied herself, her voice calm, her face neither flushed nor guilty, and she looked directly into her husband's eyes without panting: "This kitten is one I picked up today, not my Mu Bei!"
Agares' gaze shifted from the kitten on the bed through the screen to Jiang Si's face, and he immediately started nitpicking: "Isn't this kitten your Mu Bei's mom? Then is your Mu Bei's mom a nine-tailed fox?"
Ginger shreds: "!!!!"
Damn it.
Can't we just have a pleasant chat? If we can't, then I'm hanging up.
With his meticulous attention to detail and scrutiny of identities, who would want to associate with him?
Agares frowned as he spoke, then said again, "No, no, I'm wrong. If your mother, Mu Bei, is a nine-tailed fox, she should be in the temple right now, receiving the worship of orcs from all directions."
"So, your Mu Bei's mother isn't in the temple. She's on good terms with the teacher, has a group of close friends, doesn't seem very bright, and doesn't look like a nine-tailed fox. If she's not a nine-tailed fox... what other species has nine tails?"
Jiang Si was getting goosebumps from his scrutiny of the details. When he expressed his doubts, she rolled her eyes, raised her hand, and counted on her fingers, saying, "Yes, there are many species with nine tails. For example, the Bo Yi: it is a mythical beast on Mount Ji in mythology, and it has nine tails."
This thing looks like a sheep, with four ears and nine tails, and its eyes are on its back.
"For example, Lu Wu, also known as Jian Wu, is a mythical beast that lives in the Kunlun Mountains. It has nine tails and is very majestic."
With a human face and tiger claws, and nine tails, it is majestic and awe-inspiring.
"For example, dogs... In the legends of ancient Earth in the Milky Way, there are also nine-tailed dogs. Hmm, maybe my mother, Mu Bei, is a nine-tailed dog!"
Nine-tailed dog... In ancient Chinese folk tales and legends, there was no grain on earth. People on earth begged the heavenly beings to lend them some grain seeds, but the heavenly beings always refused.
So they sent a nine-tailed dog from the ground to the sky to find grain seeds. When the dog arrived in the sky, it covered its nine tails with grain seeds and ran away.
Unexpectedly, the people guarding the grain discovered it. They swung their axes wildly, cutting off the nine-tailed dog's tails one by one.
When the eighth tail was cut off, the dog had already escaped from the Heavenly Gate. In this way, the dog used its remaining tail to bring grain seeds to mankind, and thus the nine-tailed dog also exists in mythology.
"Dogs? I've never heard of nine-tailed dogs, and I've heard of any others either." Agares frowned slightly, hesitatingly asking, "Where did you see these species you're talking about?"
Jiang Si grinned: "It's an ancient book from Earth, a divine book called the Classic of Mountains and Seas, but it's lost now. Otherwise, I would definitely show it to you."
"In the Abel Galaxy, there are many mutated beasts, or the Orcs have many beasts, and their ancestors can be found in the Classic of Mountains and Seas."
"Really?" Agares's gaze fell on the kitten on the bed again, and he asked his wife, "What's wrong with this sacred beast, the nine-tailed cat? We made such a commotion, but it wasn't affected at all. Something's not right!"
Jiang Si said "Oh," and originally wanted to tease her cheap husband by saying that he had been neutered by his cat owner, but she changed her tone and said, "Nothing much, he wanted to gnaw on his cat owner's flesh, and his cat owner sprayed him with a sleeping anesthetic."
Agares's gaze darkened, and her monotonous voice turned cold: "Princess Consort, your words are contradictory. Are you lying to me?"
"Ah!" Jiang Si blinked her big, dark eyes at her cheap husband in the video, her innocent and naive expression feigning ignorance: "Husband... what are you saying? What are you saying? My signal is not very good here, I can't hear you clearly, can you say it again?"
"Oh, you're not going to talk anymore? You're not going to talk anymore? I'm hanging up now. Okay, I'm hanging up. Contact me again if anything comes up. Bye-bye."
Agares: "..."
Jiang Si, who had just cut off the quantum computer, patted her chest and said, "Thank goodness! Saying that he was found and then saying that he has a human being was just asking for trouble and giving him too much nitpicking."
"Oh my god, if he doesn't become a marshal, but instead becomes a master of meticulous details, publishes a tutorial, prints it into a book, and just from the copyrights alone, he'll be rolling in money, right, Jiang Dandan?"
Jiang Dandan: "..."
I was rubbing my belly, I didn't know, I didn't notice.
"Okay, you wouldn't understand even if I told you. You're such an idiot. I'm just wasting my breath." Jiang Si said with disdain, suddenly remembering the photos and videos she had posted in the group. She quickly tapped her personal computer and entered the group.
The group was buzzing with discussion when she clicked to recall all the videos and photos she had posted.
When the 30 or so people in the group saw her delete the video and photos, they immediately exclaimed, "Why did you delete the video and photos, girl? I didn't even have time to save them! Who's going to save them?"
"I didn't save it either. I thought things shared in the group would stay there forever, so I didn't save them. What's wrong? What happened?"
"Honey, honey, what's wrong? Why are you taking down all those photos and videos? Did that cat threaten you? You're so pathetic, letting a cat threaten you?"
"Wait a minute, isn't this cat supposed to be on the operating table for neutering? Could it be that my darling daughter really did neuter it?"
"My darling daughter, my darling daughter, do you know this cat might be your Mubei's mom?! You had him neutered, what about his future happiness?"
"Heavens above, earth below, so being a beast means being sterilized. Our family's eternal second son, without his tool for committing crimes, is going to become a sister."
Jiang Si sent a message: "Hehe, this is an exclusive photo. I was just about to exchange it for money, so I'm retracting it. Moms and dads, please keep it a secret for me. I'll send you red envelopes!"
Everyone in the group was thrilled to hear that there would be red envelopes (cash gifts).
"!!!!"
"Hurry up, hurry up, send the red envelopes quickly."
"If you want a big red envelope, don't bother with the small ones."
Flattery will get you everywhere, and giving out red envelopes at the drop of a hat is the most straightforward way to win someone over.
Jiang Si sent out 30 packages totaling 880,000.
After sending out the red envelopes, she logged off.
Lying in bed, my stomach felt warm and cozy from the ginger egg, and I felt a little drowsy.
She shook her head, checked the time, and muttered to herself in confusion, "It's only been a morning since I came back from Rebirth Star, why do I feel sleepy again?"
"Never mind, I'll just go to sleep when I'm tired. There's not much to do anyway."
Jiang Si completely forgot that the chefs downstairs were waiting for her to taste the dishes. She threw off the covers, crawled under them, and stuffed the kitten under the covers as well.
Jiang Dandan scurried into Jiang Si's clothes, pressed tightly against her aunt's belly, and stayed comfortably still.
Jiang Si used to hold it in her arms, but now it crawled onto her stomach. Jiang Si was so sleepy that she kept yawning, so she ignored it, pulled the blanket over herself, closed her eyes, and fell asleep in no time.
"ah!"
The next morning, Si Mubei let out a scream that clearly indicated his innocence had not been exposed, which startled Jiang Si awake from her sleep.
Jiang Si sat up abruptly and blurted out, "What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?"
Before he could finish speaking, the door was kicked open by Bo Jichen with a bang.
The door slammed against the wall with a loud bang.
With a loud bang, it fell off the wall, shattering into pieces, its bones separated.
Immediately afterward, Bo Jichen rushed to the bed like a whirlwind, grabbed Si Mubei, who had only nine tails and was naked, dragged him off the bed, and cursed, "You eternal runner-up, if you can't beat me, you'll try to steal my student's boyfriend. I'll break all 14 of your legs!"