Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
"belch!"
This shameless display of affection from that scoundrel made Jiang Si burp, feeling a bit full—no, very full. Being stuffed into a dog food bowl like this, she was so full she wouldn't be allowed to get out until she was stuffed to death.
The Queen's fans.
His Majesty's fans.
Fans of both sides went crazy, flooding the comments section with messages like, "Ahhh, it's His Majesty! Oh my god, His Majesty is still so young, still so handsome, and when he's so serious, I want to have his babies."
"His Majesty belongs to the Empress. The Empress's beauty is unparalleled. Even just a profile view is stunning. Tell me, General Bo Jichen is clearly the Empress's twin, looking exactly alike. Why is he such a scoundrel while the Empress is so beautiful?"
"He took photos of her, she took photos of him, and they posted them on social media less than 20 seconds apart. What an amazing love story! I'll drink this dog food first."
"The love between His Majesty and the Empress has made me believe in love again, even without children, it is still beautiful."
"I remember someone saying a couple of days ago that His Majesty and the Empress have stopped showing affection. Whoever said that, please do your live stream to prove them wrong. After you're proven wrong, I'll ask you if you're feeling overwhelmed by all this PDA, and if it's tasty?"
"You shallow people only see the unparalleled beauty of His Majesty and the Empress, but you ignore the melon in His Majesty's hand and the melon field where His Majesty is."
"I saw it, I saw it! What a huge scandal! I've seen these scandals before in Jiang Jiang's live stream. My God, are they already in mass production?"
"The person upstairs has hit the nail on the head. His Majesty has already gone to the fields, so mass production must be coming soon. We'll soon be able to enjoy watermelons freely and fruits freely. Long live His Majesty! Long live the Empress!"
"belch!"
Jiang Si let out another burp and told Hilt to upload a link to a watermelon shop, which was then opened under the name of the Queen and listed on the Dafabet Mall website.
She calculated that after deducting the watermelons given to the Ten Legions and the watermelons for His Majesty's brother, she still had more than 100 acres of watermelons left, plus the 500 acres of watermelons that Hilt had already harvested in one season.
In other words, she now has nearly 700 acres of watermelons. Each acre yields 10,000 jin (5,000 kg) of watermelons, so 700 acres... 7 million jin of watermelons. With 3 billion people in the empire, the freedom to grow watermelons is far from being achieved.
You should know that in ancient China, before the zombie era, when summer came, watermelons were a must-have, and every household had the freedom to enjoy watermelons.
Unexpectedly, in the interstellar era, achieving watermelon freedom is still a long and arduous journey.
7 million catties of watermelons, 200,000 portions will be put on the market for the first time, each portion weighing 5 catties and costing 19 Star Coins, and will be shipped out within 5 to 10 days.
The newly opened shop only had photos of watermelons in a nine-grid layout; nothing else. People browsing Dafabet Mall saw it and bought it without a second thought.
They originally wanted to buy more, but it was limited, one per IP. Then they remembered that the "Emperor" on the internet was in the melon field, so they immediately called their relatives, friends, classmates and acquaintances to come to the store to buy. 200,000 watermelons were sold out in 10 minutes.
The person who got it instantly went to the StarNet to brag, "Hahaha, what's the use of just watching His Majesty and the Empress show their affection? It's useless. You should learn from me. I'm the one who got to eat a watermelon picked by the Empress and His Majesty themselves."
"What do you mean? What do you mean? You can even access the Empress and His Majesty's back door?"
"What do you mean? What do you mean? Queen's Shop, don't you know it? It's hanging downstairs in Dafa Mall, selling watermelons."
"Oh my god, the Queen is selling watermelons? No way, no way, I'm going to go and see, I'm going to go and see."
"Oh my god, you beasts! 200,000 watermelons are gone, and they're still 5 jin each, only 19 star coins! I didn't even manage to snag one of these freebies! No, no, I'm going to go cry to His Majesty, I'm going to go cry to the Empress!"
Jiang Si chuckled, ran into the melon patch, plopped down on a big watermelon, patted it, and called out to His Majesty the Emperor, "Your Majesty, come and rest! Let your sister-in-law, the Empress, pick them herself!"
Bo Jichen: "..."
If she weren't afraid of beating him to death, she would never let him into bed.
He slapped her so hard she was stuck inside the watermelon, and he couldn't pry her out.
Leilos looked around. Their melon patch was deserted, except for the three of them. The others were busy in other melon patches.
Leilos stood up and patted Bo Jichen on the shoulder: "Your Majesty, keep up the good work, I'll give you a special treat tonight!"
An extra meal?
Bo Jichen's purple eyes gleamed with a wolfish light.
His eyes immediately lit up with the speed of a car.
Bo Jichen asked excitedly, "Want an extra meal? A kiss?"
Leilos nodded and said, "Add 20 pounds of watermelon!"
Bo Jichen: "!!!!"
Jiang Si felt like an 8-kilowatt light bulb, and in order to illuminate Bo Jichen, she once again slapped the watermelon and called Lei Luosi.
Leilos glanced at Bo Jichen and then sat down on the watermelon.
Jiang Si took out snacks, fruit, and fruit tea from her spatial storage and handed them to her brother, His Majesty.
The two of them ate and drank while watching Bo Jichen work.
An hour later, Hilt came over carrying a suitcase.
The box contained cash.
200,000 watermelons, 19 Star Coins each, netting 3.8 million Star Coins.
The young prince and His Majesty will each receive 1.8 million star coins.
Hilt was carrying a large suitcase, which contained exactly 1.8 million Star Coins.
Hilt opened the large box, revealing stacks of star coins inside.
Jiang Si pointed to the box: "Your Majesty, this is the pocket money I gave you from selling watermelons."
Leilos looked at the box of money in front of him and stood up: "Why would I need pocket money? I don't need it anywhere."
As the Emperor of the Empire, all of my personal expenses are covered by the national treasury, and I do not need any pocket money.
Jiang Si nudged Hilt, who then closed the box again and retreated.
Jiang Si shoved the box to Lei Luo Si's side and said coquettishly, "Your Majesty, if you can make me a little crown, can't I give you pocket money?"
"If you don't want it, then I won't want the little crown either, hmph."
"Yes, yes, yes! Who said no?" Bo Jichen pounced over like a wolf smelling meat, unceremoniously stuffing the money box next to her into her spatial storage. In a cool, aloof voice, she said to her sweetheart, "Sweetheart, Xiao Sisi only gave you pocket money because she likes you. Just accept it. Don't hurt her feelings of filial piety."
Ginger shreds: "..."
Don't hurt the children?
Can't that scoundrel speak properly?
Leilos reluctantly said, "Alright, but don't give it to me next time, Xiaosi. Keep the money you earn. Girls need a lot of money to feel secure."
Ginger shreds: "..."
What kind of celestial brother is this?
That really hits the nail on the head for girls.
No wonder he has so many female fans online.
Anyone would be confused if they had a brother like that.
"I have money, I have money, I have money!" Jiang Si quickly said "I have money" three times, then changed the subject: "Daddy, do you want to make money?"
Bo Jichen lowered his voice: "You have some ideas?"
Jiang Si smiled brightly and squatted down in the melon field.
His Majesty the Emperor and Empress of the Empire knelt down as well.
Jiang Si counted on her fingers and said, "From planting to ripening, watermelons take 3 to 4 months. With a population of 3 billion, the empire only needs tens of millions of acres of land to achieve watermelon freedom."
"If we want to export to the orcs, merfolk, federation, etc., we need hundreds of millions of acres of land, a planting planet with sandy soil, yellow soil, and black soil. As long as the personnel are in place, we can achieve interstellar watermelon freedom."