Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Bo Jichen uttered words filled with smug satisfaction and a desire to kick someone when they're down.
Jiang Si scoffed, "Keep making things up, and guess whether I'll believe you or not?"
I wanted to lie to her.
No way.
Bo Jichen was slightly dumbfounded, and put his hand, which was shaped like a megaphone, on his waist. "You don't believe me? Can't you hear the booming sounds coming from all directions?"
"These sounds are the sounds of mutated beasts. The wetland park near Abel Manor, the dense forest, contains at least 100,000 mutated beasts, including small ones, and they are now arriving in large numbers."
"If you don't make that villain withdraw his spiritual power, you can just wait for Abel Manor to be trampled to the ground, suffer heavy losses, and end up on the streets."
Jiang Si squatted on the edge of the house, chuckled, and jumped directly from the second floor. Jiang Dandan, who was hanging in mid-air, thoughtfully stepped on her to catch her foot.
The ginger slices landed safely.
Jiang Dandan hovered in front of her, swaggering and waving at her scumbag father, Uncle Dog.
It looks as smug as can be, and its behavior is as arrogant as can be. It looks so damn annoying that I want to fry it or stew it.
Jiang Si pointed at Jiang Dandan with a cheeky grin and called out sweetly, "Daddy, husband, you two got hit by eggs, are you scared?"
"Don't be like that. One of you is an Imperial Marshal, a Prince, second only to the Emperor, and the other is an Imperial General and Empress, second only to the Emperor."
"It's unreasonable for the two of you to be afraid of an egg. Besides, what's wrong with an egg? Doesn't an egg have freedom? Doesn't an egg have rights? Does it mean you can just chop or shave it with a knife whenever you want?"
"Did you get its permission to do this? Is this how you act as uncles and fathers?"
Bo Jichen: "..."
Oh no, the cheap, leaky eldest daughter's rebellious nature has surfaced.
We're going to collude with that filthy bastard!
Will he slap me if I kiss him later?
Oh no!
My darling loves this egg the most. Will she not let him go to bed with me, kiss me, hug me, or have sex with me later?
They only made him kneel on durians and washboards, and write a handwritten apology report?
Agares: "..."
“So, the most valuable thing in Abel Manor is this house.” After saying that, Jiang Si snapped her fingers and said, “Don’t worry, watch me, I’ll make sure the house is fine.”
moment.
Fiery red willows rose from the ground, transforming into countless vines that enveloped the solemn and majestic houses of Abel Manor.
A house steeped in history was instantly enveloped by fiery red willow branches. The branches and leaves of the willows moved without wind, their red hues fluttering like countless ribbons, lifelike and dazzlingly bright.
As Jiang Si snapped her fingers, a willow branch shot upwards, bringing down His Majesty the Emperor, who was looking down from the second floor.
Immediately, the willow branch was planted on the ground to form a rattan chair. Jiang Si sat down and patted the chair, saying, "Your Majesty, come and sit down. Come and see how our Egg Baby beats your man, my man, so badly he's running away with his tail between his legs."
Bo Jichen: "..."
This girl isn't just leaking air, she's practically leaking electricity!
Let his son hit him?
They even beat him so badly his buttocks were wet.
Rude, rude, she's so rude.
Leilos sat down and asked worriedly, "Little Sisi, is our Egg Baby really that amazing?"
"Of course, you have to believe that our Egg Baby is the fattest!" Jiang Si smoothed her nightgown. "Isn't that right, you stinky Egg?"
Ginger Egg shook its body violently.
Yes, yes, yes.
Trust it.
It's just lazy.
I just want to be a nobody.
It's not actually a salted egg.
He's an incredibly capable idler, just plagued by laziness.
Remove its laziness, and it becomes a Super Saiyan Egg; Dog Daddy is definitely no match for it.
Lei Luos felt a little relieved, but looking into Jiang Dandan's eyes, he still couldn't hide his worry. He clenched his fist and said to Jiang Dandan, "Dandan, you have to do your best!"
Encouragement from her father caused the egg, suspended in mid-air, to spin faster and faster, as black, materialized spiritual energy poured out from it like threads…
Sudden.
Agares, who had been holding the knife without saying a word, stopped Jiang Dandan, "Wait a minute!"
Jiang Dandan: "..."
We're fighting, what are we waiting for?
Weren't you just about to shave it?
Are you scared now?
If you're scared, just beg for mercy.
Promise it that you will no longer demolish its house.
It forgave him.
Bo Jichen turned to look at his disobedient disciple, about to ask him what he was doing.
unexpected……
Agares shoved the Tang sword in his hand into his teacher's hand, took a step back, and said in a pretentious tone, "Sister-in-law, you are Egg's biological father. You know better than me how to cut it!"
Bo Jichen: "!!!!"
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Shouldn't we deal with that bastard together?
Relos: "!!!!"
Therefore, the only person who could deal with his Egg Baby, and who disliked his Egg Baby, was Bo Jichen, the Great Azure Dragon.
Ginger shreds: "!!!!"
hehe.
Dogs, especially cheap husbands, are the most dog-like.
Look... a single word, "sister-in-law," and a knife is shoved into her throat.
The scoundrel has become the target of everyone's anger.
He truly deserves to be called a scoundrel's student. This student, who has surpassed his master, has completely crushed Bo Jichen on the beach. Bo Jichen is utterly and utterly defeated.
Agares took a long stride and came to his wife's side; the willow rattan chair was only big enough for the two of them.
He stretched out his arm, picked up the ginger slices, sat down on the rattan chair, placed the ginger slices on his lap, and spread his hands to Bo Jichen, saying, "Sister-in-law, please. Remember to peel it carefully, don't peel our precious dragon scales!"