Jiang Dandan: "!!!!"

ah!

Kill the eggs!

Jiu Min!

Don't assume it doesn't understand anything while inside the eggshell.

The adorable dragon has a lineage.

And it is an egg with a legacy.

It understands.

It understands everything.

What kind of bullshit story is this?

It's clearly a story about threatening to hatch an egg.

Jiang Dandan shook its dark egg-shaped body violently, trying to escape by crashing into the wall to find its aunt for help. However, its uncle held it tightly, and no matter how violently it shook, it could not escape.

"Little Egg, you're shaking so much, you like the third story, right?" Agares said seriously, openly and solemnly, misinterpreting Jiang Egg: "Then we'll tell you the third story, from the Troia Empire itself: 'A stepmother, so that her biological son could inherit the country, exiled her first wife and stepson to a desolate planet to mine, where they lived a life of poverty and loneliness!'"

Jiang Dandan: "!!!!"

No!

No!

It doesn't want to hear stories.

It wants to take a bath with its aunt and sleep with its aunt.

It rubs against its aunt, hugs and kisses to soothe the egg white and yolk, which are about to turn into a bastard!

Agares looked at the ginger egg in his hand, ignoring its violently trembling body, and slowly said in a deep voice: "Long, long, long ago, in the old empire, the empress gave birth to a son, and the emperor was so happy that he immediately named him the crown prince."

"From the moment of his birth, the Crown Prince displayed extraordinary abilities. The Emperor was overjoyed to have a son and doted on him, letting everything be done according to the Crown Prince's wishes, as long as he was happy and joyful."

"The Empress disagrees. She believes that as the Crown Prince, he should ultimately shoulder the responsibility of the empire. What kind of future would he be if he just loafed around all day? But the Empress deeply loves the Emperor and indulges his words..."

Jiang Dandan: "..."

Auntie.

Come quick, save the egg!

Help! Help! Help!

Jiang Dandan's silent cries went unheard by its aunt, Jiang Si, who spent 20 minutes taking a bath, 10 minutes brushing her teeth, washing her face, washing her hair, and blow-drying it.

More than half an hour later, she came out barefoot, with her long hair dried and her face flushed, wearing a lace slip dress.

"Honey, what are you doing?" Jiang Si walked to the sofa. She had just heard Agares talking about criminal law and the Crown Prince's crimes: "Are you communicating with someone again?"

Agares looked at her with deep, dark eyes: "I'm not communicating with anyone, I'm telling a story, a story to Little Egg!"

Jiang Dandan: "..."

Waaaaah!

The auntie came out smelling delicious.

I want a hug.

I want to rub against it.

Only when the egg's yolk is injured can it heal.

"Tell a story?" Jiang Si sat down on the sofa, crossed her legs, draped her skirt over her arm, and took Jiang Dandan from his hands. "What kind of story? A zombie battle against the zombie king?"

Jiang Dandan: "!!!!"

This is great! This is great!

Zombies vs. Zombie King.

It's so exciting to hear! It's much better than any threatening stepfather or stepmother. I have to listen to this!

A faint scent of herbs and trees wafted into his nostrils. Agares tapped the light-powered tablet in his hand and projected the story: "This is the story I told it. I've gotten to the last two chapters. You continue telling it the story. I'm going to take a shower and I'll be right back."

Jiang Si squinted at the projector and replied perfunctorily, "Okay, okay, go ahead."

Agares's eyes darkened. He turned to the side, blocking her view, and spoke in a hoarse voice, "Jiang Jiang, don't fall asleep, wait for me!"

Jiang Si, eager to see the story projected on the screen, turned her head away from Agares and continued perfunctorily, "I know, I know. Go quickly, go quickly!"

Agares narrowed his eyes, reached out and grabbed her chin, then leaned in and bit her rosy lips.

Jiang Si winced slightly in pain, letting out a soft "Ooh," her voice sweet and gentle: "Husband~"

"I'll be out in 15 minutes, don't fall asleep!" Agares reminded him again, "Wait until I'm out before you sleep, okay?"

Jiang Si didn't know why he suddenly bit her. She blinked her big, clear eyes and nodded twice.

Agares gave her a deep look before getting up and going to the restroom.

The bathroom door was closed.

Jiang Si licked her lips, which had been bitten by Agarei, and shook Jiang Dandan: "Baby, you offended your uncle, and he seems unhappy!"

Jiang Dandan: "..."

Who offended him? Who offended him? Who offended him?

It was clearly him threatening the egg.

Such a big person threatening an egg.

I'm not ashamed to tell anyone.

“Oh my, the story he told you is that having a stepmother means having a stepfather.” Jiang Si saw the story and pointed out the crux of the matter: “Honey, he’s implying that your stepfather will find you a stepmother and won’t want your father anymore.”

Jiang Dandan: "..."

Does it no longer want its father?

The dog's dad doesn't want its dad anymore?

Is there really such a good thing?

He just quit on his own?

Jiang Si glanced at the story and slumped onto the sofa: "Baby, so your uncle was telling you to prepare yourself for what to do when your dog dad and your dad separate. Who will you choose?"

"If you choose your father, you will be the heir to the empire, rising above millions with a single call, and possessing planets in 10 star systems."

"If you choose your dog dad, he'll find you a stepmother, and she'll banish you to a desolate planet, where you'll be destitute and fried like a poached egg!"

Jiang Dandan: "..."

Is that what happens next in the story?

Don't take advantage of its blindness. Why did you tell its uncle that it's completely different?

Jiang Si sighed heavily and patted the dark, hard eggshell: "Bao'er, you are an egg with your own opinions. If things really come to this, neither of you will follow. You will come with me, and I will take you to the stars and the sea, to roam freely."

Jiang Dandan: "..."

This is something we can consider.

It looks pretty good.

"It's decided then." After patting the egg, Jiang Si turned her hand and placed the egg on her stomach: "Come on, let me rub my belly, and I'll tell you the story of the zombies fighting the zombie king."

Jiang Dandan transformed into a dog's lapdog, rubbing its belly against its aunt's belly willingly, thinking happily that even if it never hatched, it could still travel the world with its aunt. How awesome!

Jiang Si felt a warm sensation in her stomach from being rubbed against him. She cleared her throat and began to tell a story: "In the beginning, when the world was in chaos, Pangu separated heaven and earth. His head held the sky and his feet touched the ground. The breath he exhaled became the wind and clouds of the four seasons."

"His voice transformed into rumbling thunder, his eyes into the sun and moon, his limbs into the four cardinal directions of the earth, his skin into the vast land, his blood into flowing rivers, and his sweat into rain that nourishes all things..."

15 minutes later.

Agares emerged from the bathroom in a bathrobe and heard his wife, bright-eyed and full of energy, say, "In mythology, there are four progenitors of zombies: Ying Gou, Hou Qing, Jiang Chen, and Han Ba!"

"These four progenitors of zombies all have impressive origins. For example, the Drought Demon, according to the Classic of Mountains and Seas, has a human head and a snake's body. She is the daughter of the emperor, and her original name was Nüba. Because wherever she passed, rivers would dry up and droughts would last for three years, there is a saying that once the Drought Demon passes, the land will be barren for thousands of miles. Therefore, she was later called the god of drought, and Nüba became known as the Drought Demon..."

"What story are you telling Egg Baby?" Agares walked over, bent down, removed the egg baby that was rubbing against Jiang Si's belly, picked Jiang Si up with one hand like a baby, and walked to the bedside while saying, "It now sees itself as a useless egg that hasn't hatched yet. If you tell it a story that is too profound, it won't understand."

Jiang Dandan: "..."

What does "waste egg, waste egg, waste egg" mean?

It is an egg with a legacy, a tradition.

It's unbearable to look at right now.

It knows everything, it knows everything, so how is it useless?

Don't bully the egg.

Eggs have tempers too.

Jiang Si wrapped her bare legs around Agares' waist, her arms around his neck, and tilted her head as she said, "I was telling it the story of ancient Earth, the zombie war against the zombie king, the origin of the zombies. I was just getting to the ancestor of the zombies when you interrupted me."

Agares lifted her little bottom with one hand, came to the bedside, lifted the blanket, put her in, and flicked the ginger egg in his hand against the wall.

With a loud clang.

Ginger Eggs are embedded in the wall.

The lights went out instantly, and everything around us was pitch black.

Jiang Dandan: "..."

It was quite sudden!

"What was that sound just now?" The lights went out, and Jiang Si couldn't see Jiang Dandan being thrown into the wall. She asked, "What happened to Jiang Dandan?"

Agares turned on the bedside lamp, took off his robe, turned around and got into bed. He stretched out his long arm, looked at his little wife with a deep gaze, and said in a hoarse voice, "It's fine, you... come here!"