"Be your dad?" Wei Chi's eyes widened, his mouth agape, his reaction slow, his hands waving like rattles: "No, no, no, Jiang Jiang, baby, I'm heterosexual, I like big breasts, long legs, a perky butt, and a slim waist."

"Even if the Empire's same-sex law were passed now, someone like your father, General Bo Jichen, even if he's a single nobleman, rich and powerful, a friend of His Majesty, and a teacher of the Marshal, don't say I'm not interested. Even if I were, I wouldn't dare to pursue him. Don't worry, I can't be your little father!"

Jiang Dandan, hidden in Jiang Si's school uniform pocket: "..."

Who wants to be its new father?

Who's got their eye on its dog dad?

Are you out of your mind?

Jiang Si's lips twitched, and she looked at Wei Chi with a speechless expression.

I thought he had become thick-skinned and smarter.

Unexpectedly…

Unexpectedly…

Unexpectedly…

I never expected his thought process to be so incredibly bizarre.

Seeing that Jiang Si was staring at him without speaking, Wei Chi thought she didn't believe him, so he quickly said again, "Jiang Jiang, my darling, you have to believe me. We're classmates. Although I'm a bit of a loser, my success at the Fifth Military Academy is entirely due to luck."

"But I really know my own limitations. Your father, General Bo Jichen, is an unattainable beauty, and that dog is an incomparably cunning one. Not to mention that I can't handle him, even His Majesty might not be able to handle him."

"So, really, don't worry. I don't like your dad. I like Assistant Director Yan, Miss Beibei, who has big breasts, a slim waist, long legs, and a perky butt. She's cool, elegant, and aloof, with an aura that's 2.8 meters tall."

"Hehe!" Jiang Si chuckled twice, pointed at Wei Chi, and said, "You just wait!"

Wei Chi was puzzled.

Jiang Si turned her hand to her mouth and whistled loudly at the nine-tailed fat orange and Yan Qi not far away.

The opening ceremony hadn't even started yet, and the huge stands were packed with people, chattering and making a lot of noise. But none of these sounds were as loud as Jiang Si's whistle.

As soon as she whistled, the entire room fell silent. In an instant, countless eyes turned to look at her and Wei Chi, staring at them as if they were monkeys.

Wei Chi, who was under the gaze of countless people, trembled all over. He hurriedly pulled off his school cap to cover his face, looking extremely nervous: "Jiang Si, what are you doing? What are you doing?"

"Nothing, why call you goddess?" Jiang Si's hat brim was already pulled low, so apart from the people from the Fifth Military Academy, the people from the other nine military academies really didn't recognize her.

Wei Chi gritted his teeth and said, "Call my goddess over? Do you think my goddess is a dog? You think she'll come running just because you call her? Let me tell you, she's very tall..."

"Holy crap, my goddess is really here! My goddess is really here!" Wei Chi said excitedly, grabbing Jiang Si's arm. "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, am I dreaming? She really came."

Jiang Si was being pulled and shaken by him. She flung her arm away in disgust and pinched his arm with her other hand: "You're not dreaming, he really came."

Wei Chi cried out in pain as he was pinched: "Yes, yes, I'm not dreaming, I'm not dreaming, my goddess is really here, she's here, she's here, she's here."

As he spoke, Si Mubei, wearing a bodycon long skirt, with her D-cup breasts, long fiery red wavy hair, and striking beauty, walked over with an air of elegance in 8-centimeter high heels, her bright red lipstick and vibrant color.

Wei Chi quickly stood up, acting like a lackey, wiping the spot where he had just been sitting, and said obsequiously, "Miss Bei Bei, please sit here, please sit here."

Jiang Si watched Wei Chi's sycophantic behavior, and the corner of her mouth twitched again.

Simp.

Simp.

A complete simp.

Si Mubei casually tossed her fiery red hair, smiled charmingly, and said, "Thank you, Xiao Weichi, you're so cute."

Wei Chi blushed: "No need to be polite, no need to be polite, Miss Bei Bei, you are cute too, oh no no no, you are beautiful, beautiful."

Si Mubei's smile grew even brighter and more charming: "Thank you for the compliment. Could you please move a little further away so I can have a few intimate words with my daughter?"

"Ah, your daughter?" Wei Chi's expression froze, and he stammered in disbelief, "Miss Bei Bei, you have a daughter?"

Si Mubei smiled, revealing her white teeth and exuding charm: "What, do I look like someone who has a daughter?"

Clang.

Wei Chi couldn't withstand such a heavy blow. As if struck by lightning, his face turned deathly pale, and he slumped into a chair in the stands, feeling as if his heart had fallen to the ground and shattered.

but!

He couldn't believe that such a young and beautiful Miss Beibei already had a daughter. Undeterred, he chuckled twice and asked, "Really? You really have a daughter? How come we didn't know?"

Si Mubei spread his hands: "You didn't ask me, so is it my fault?"

My heart is broken.

It shattered completely.

It shattered into pieces and couldn't be glued back together at all.

Wei Chi couldn't sit still any longer and stood up. "It's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault. It's my fault, it's my fault, it's my fault. Please sit down, please sit down, please sit down. I'll go back to my seat."

His eyes reddened as he spoke.

Jiang Siyan mischievously handed over a roll of tissues: "Little Wei Chi, here, take this to wipe your tears."

Wei Chi could no longer hold back, turned his head, and ran away.

His first love.

His Miss Beibei.

So they already have a daughter.

His unrequited love, which he hadn't even confessed, was gone just like that.

That's all.

As soon as Wei Chi left, Si Mubei lifted her skirt and plopped down next to Jiang Si, asking in a slightly affected female voice, "Daughter, what happened to that idiot kid?"

Jiang Si suppressed a laugh: "I'm heartbroken!"

Upon hearing this, Si Mubei exclaimed, "Oh dear, look at him, so useless! I've wasted several lessons teaching him. I've already told him, whether a forced relationship is sweet or not, he should just swallow it first."

"Tsk, as soon as I start lecturing, he starts daydreaming. By the way, stay away from this kind of stupid kid who doesn't work well, don't let him affect your smart brain."

"Yes, yes, you're right!" Jiang Si nodded repeatedly. "By the way, how did it go with my senior brother? Did you win him over?"

Si Mubei's face twisted instantly. He reached up and pulled at his collar, exposing his neck. Just as he was about to lean in front of Jiang Si, Yan Qi's sinister voice rang out: "Shameless, utterly absurd. She's your daughter, why are you showing her your neck?"

Ginger shreds: "!!!"

What's wrong with your neck?

It's not like I'm looking at Fat Orange's fifth leg.

Si Mubei loosened his grip, his expression instantly changing. He forcefully squeezed Jiang Si, then pulled Yan Qi down to sit, smiling brightly like a blooming chrysanthemum: "I won't show her, I won't show her, you can see, you can see, okay?"

"Wow!" Jiang Si exclaimed, tilting her head to look at the two of them. "So, how should I address you two? Senior brother, should I call you Dad? Mu Bei Mama, or should I call you Senior Sister-in-law?"