Xu Shulou dreams she’s a character in a bizarre storybook.
The male lead is Long Aotian, a man with a “Dragon Overlord” script: treasures fall into his lap, beauties vie for his heart.
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A fulfilling day
Xu Shulou was in mixed feelings after just visiting a brothel and found that he might have unintentionally owed a lot of love debts.
Under the gaze of her junior sister, she laughed dryly: "The world of cultivation is really magical. I can learn new knowledge every day."
Bai Roushuang asked, "So which kind of demon do you like the most, Senior Sister? Fox demon or rabbit demon?"
Xu Shulou was embarrassed: "This... every one of them is so cute, how can I choose?"
“…”
The long-tailed rabbit wagged its tail in her arms to seduce her, but Xu Shulou didn't dare to touch it anymore.
The long-tailed rabbit looked at the female demon cultivator next to him, and the woman burst out laughing: "Ping'er means, just keep touching me, you don't have to marry me."
Xu Shulou smiled and stroked the rabbit's forehead with his bare hands, making the long-tailed rabbit so comfortable that it squinted its eyes and yawned a little.
There were probably not many customers at this time, so the female demon cultivator kept chatting with them: "You are very skilled, do you often come to places like this?"
“I raised rabbits when I was a kid.”
"Why don't you raise another one?" The female demon cultivator teased, "Why not just raise one that has not yet developed its intelligence? That way, you won't accidentally end up with one of them for life."
"I don't plan to keep them anymore," Xu Shulou shook his head, "The feeling of losing them...is not very good."
It was a very ordinary sentence, but Bai Roushuang, who had seen her inner demons, felt inexplicably sad. Was the senior sister really talking about just the rabbit? Was it because she had lost so much that she was seriously treating everyone around her well?
On such a comfortable afternoon, Bai Roushuang suddenly remembered the storybook she had read when she was on earth. The storybook told the story of a good person who, because his parents and brothers were killed, eventually fell into evil and became a demon. He could no longer bear to see other people's happiness.
After reading it, Bai Roushuang felt very sympathetic towards him and thought it was natural for him to become a bad person because of such a thing.
But what about Senior Sister? People are always different.
Bai Roushuang sighed softly. When Tianshui Town was hit by a flood, her senior sister had saved countless happy families.
She recalled the night when her senior sister released lanterns and made a wish for "peace in the three realms", and she sneered.
How did he gradually win over?
Maybe...kindness will always be a moving force.
People who have experienced hardships but still have kindness in their hearts are even more admirable.
How could Bai Roushuang not respect her?
Xu Shulou didn't expect that his casual words would make his junior sister think so much. At this moment, he was watching the rabbit in his arms jump to the ground and turn into a girl with a few white pompoms in her hair, which was very cute.
Bai Roushuang took a quick look and thought that this humanoid figure with pompom decoration was just what she wanted. She didn't care about whether it was kind or not, and bit her lip and said, "I can't believe that the fat rabbit turned into such a pretty little beauty."
"What fat rabbit?" Ping'er looked hurt when she heard it.
Xu Shulou comforted him, "It's not fat, it's fluffy."
Ping Er started to laugh: "Girl, I like you."
She turned back into human form, but still retained some of the habits of a rabbit. Xu Shulou sat on a stone chair in the yard, and Ping'er still came over and leaned her head on her affectionately.
Xu Shulou took out a bracelet from the Qiankun bracelet: "Sorry, this string of black snow jade beads is for you."
"Why are you apologizing? I allowed you to touch me," Ping'er took it with a smile, "Girl, you are the first person I have ever seen who came into the building just to touch my original form."
She weighed the string of black snow jade beads and said, "Besides, he is so generous."
She suddenly had an idea: "I have many friends in the building, they are also very cute in their original form, do you want to touch them too?"
"This..." Xu Shulou was about to refuse.
Ping Er added in time: "Oh, by the way, I promise you don't have to marry them all home one by one."
Xu Shulou was feeling a little depressed, thinking that he would give up this hobby in the future, so he might as well touch them enough today, and nodded in agreement: "Then call them all over."
"..." Ping'er cheered, but Bai Roushuang felt suffocated.
Hearing that there was a generous guest who did not need any internal energy in the backyard, everyone rushed over, transformed back into their original forms, and rushed over.
Bai Roushuang looked at the fairies in the garden and twitched her lips. "Sheep are fine, but can this bear be called cute? And that sturdy bull demon looks like it can lift my senior sister to the sky with one head. You are simply cheating!"
Ping Erh was not convinced: "How did I cheat? Just now a snake insisted on coming down and I stopped it."
“…”
In order to prove that she was carefully selecting, Ping'er ran into the building and took out snakes, insects, scorpions and other monsters: "Look, look, I didn't even call these monsters over!"
Bai Roushuang was speechless for a moment.
Xu Shulou had already fallen into the ocean of fur and began to hug them left and right.
Bai Roushuang was not used to the hairy courtyard and sneezed violently: "Which one of you is shedding hair?"
No one admits it.
At this time, a very beautiful colorful butterfly fluttered its wings and flew over. The colorful patterns on its wings became more delicate and beautiful under the sunlight, and it immediately stood out among the demon cultivators. It landed lightly on Xu Shulou's shoulder, and its antennae moved slightly, as if waiting for her to show mercy.
Before Xu Shulou could make any move, the gorgeous female demon cultivator sneered, "You are quite scheming. You turned into a maggot before, but now you have turned into a butterfly when you meet a distinguished guest."
Xu Shulou paused for a moment as he had already extended his hand.
The butterfly suddenly fell to the ground and turned back into a human form. It turned out to be a big man with an accent. He glared at the female demon cultivator: "Who told you that thing is called a maggot? How can your butterfly turn into a maggot? That's called a caterpillar! Caterpillar! I wonder if maggots and caterpillars can be the same thing? You have lived for hundreds of years and you can't even tell the difference between these two things?"
“Bah, who knows the difference between those maggots and caterpillars? Aren’t they all bugs?” The female demon cultivator challenged, “Anyway, I ate a lot of them before I transformed!”
"Why are you so annoying every day? Is it easy for me to receive a guest? Can you please stop making trouble here?"
"Stop arguing."
Xu Shulou separated them with a headache and didn't dare to touch them randomly, for fear of accidentally touching one of the delicate and strong men. He simply took out the spirit stones and distributed them to everyone.
Anyway, they were all robbed from the ice cave, so I don't feel bad. Xu Shulou spent money like water, holding his chin and said yearningly: "It would be great if there were still people who wanted to deal with me, and I could rob them again."
Bai Roushuang was dumbfounded: "You are quite principled."
"That's right. I can't take the initiative to steal the spirit stones from someone who has never offended me, right?" Xu Shulou thought that his junior sister was praising him and thought, "Xuanwu Tower looks quite rich. How about I go out and show my true face to lure them to kill me?"
Bai Roushuang was already shocked by her thoughts and tried to dissuade her: "This... After all, less trouble is worse than more trouble. Senior sister, your love poison has not been cured yet."
Xu Shulou nodded: "Okay."
Bai Roushuang was skeptical.
Xu Shulou lowered his eyes slightly: "I was just joking. In fact, I haven't done this kind of thing for a long time."
Bai Roushuang suddenly felt distressed again: "How about... wait until the love poison is resolved, and then we give it another try? If you can get away, it won't matter..."
Xu Shulou looked at the unprincipled junior sister and couldn't help laughing. He patted the lint on his body and stood up: "Let's go, I'll take you to eat something delicious."
The gorgeous female demon cultivator was very good at doing business. Upon hearing this, she immediately responded, "We have the most delicious golden fish in Ruzhou at Zuishenglou. Do you two girls want to stay and have a taste?"
Xu Shulou readily agreed: "Then please lead the way, young lady."
The female demon cultivator led the two to the private room on the second floor, then turned around and called the waiter over: "Does the kitchen have any golden and jade fish that are almost ready?"
“Yes, but that was ordered by Master Shen.”
The female demon cultivator waved her hand and said, "Don't worry about him. Give that portion to the two girls first and ask the kitchen to make another portion for him."
The waiter didn't seem to like the man very much, but he nodded happily when he heard what he said. In just a moment, he brought over a plate full of golden and jade fish.
Xu Shulou asked, "Master Shen is a visitor, will this cause trouble for you?"
"It's Shen Ji, the left guardian of Xuanwu Tower," the female demon cultivator sneered, "He eats and drinks here every day, and always asks for someone to accompany him for drinks, but never pays spirit stones. We can't do anything about him."
Bai Roushuang was very experienced and cautious, "Then there won't be any waiter's saliva in this jade fish, right?"
The female demon cultivator looked at her in surprise: "No way, why would we do this?"
Bai Roushuang felt ashamed. It seemed that these fairies were much simpler than humans.
Since it was a narrow road for enemies to meet, Xu Shulou immediately enjoyed the preferential treatment with peace of mind and ate the heavy golden fish.
The female demon cultivator did not boast. The finely chopped fresh sea bass simply melted in the mouth, and the water bamboo as a side dish was also extremely delicious, making the two of them feast on it.
Xu Shulou took out a few food boxes that he bought in the secret realm and said, "Please fill them up for me, kitchen helper."
"No problem." The female demon cultivator went downstairs with the food box and told the kitchen staff to serve them a fruit plate.
Bai Roushuang picked up a piece of iced pear, took a bite, and felt the abundant juice splashing in her mouth. She sighed, "I think I understand why Senior Sister doesn't want to ascend to immortality."
The golden minced fish and jade fish dish was slow to cook, especially since they wanted so much. While waiting, Xu Shulou noticed that Master Shen, who was standing at the door of the first floor, was about to leave. He even smiled lewdly and touched the waist of the female demon cultivator. He put down the mandarin orange in his hand and smiled at the little apprentice sister: "I'll leave for a while."
Then he lightly climbed out of the back window of the private room.
Bai Roushuang was startled and leaned over the window to ask, "Sister, what are you doing?"
"Rob the rich and give to the poor."
"Ah? Whose rich man shall I rob? Whose poor man shall I help?"
Xu Shulou had already gone far away.
Bai Roushuang fell into despair at her senior sister's attitude of wandering around even though she was poisoned by love. She waited alone in the private room, finished her fruit plate, ate a plate of licorice plum cakes, and then ordered a dish of salted cherries.
During this time, Ping'er passed by once and asked curiously, "Could it be that your senior sister has used up all her spirit stones and can't pay for the meal, so she left you here?"
Bai Roushuang was furious and was about to retort, but then she changed her mind, picked up the tea bowl, and said indifferently: "Senior sister and I are together every day, and occasionally go somewhere else to play, so I can have some free time."
Ping'er opened her mouth, probably because she really didn't know how to respond.
Bai Roushuang gave herself a thumbs up in her heart. Look how magnanimous and calmly she said this. Humph, don't think that you little goblins outside can alienate the relationship between me and my senior sister.
Just as he cleared his throat and was about to press on, Xu Shulou climbed in through the window again.
As expected of a senior sister, she even climbed through the window so gracefully and skillfully. Bai Roushuang held her cheek with her hand, and her attention was immediately drawn to her.
Xu Shulou climbed in, sat down gracefully, smiled at the two people in front of him, and took a bite of a cherry.
Ping'er's eyes widened: "Where have you been, girl?"
"I followed Shen Ji and stole his wallet in the casino."
Ping'er stammered nervously: "Girl, go steal, steal..."
"What do you mean by stealing or not?" Bai Roushuang's beautiful eyes turned soft and gentle, "My senior sister is robbing the rich to help the poor."
Xu Shulou looked at his junior sister with an extremely unromantic look: "Why does your voice sound weird today?"
“…”
Xu Shulou took out a brocade bag, poured out the spiritual stones inside, and pushed it to Ping'er: "Just divide it between you two in private, don't make it public."
"Miss, what are you doing?" Ping'er looked at her nervously. "Chen Ji is the local boss here. Are you going to give us all the spirit stones you got, even at the risk of offending him?"
"I was just trying to get your meal money back."
Ping'er nodded and put the spirit stone into her cloth bag: "Thank you, I will never betray you, and you must be careful."
"It's okay to betray you. If you are really found out, you can just blame it on me," Xu Shulou said, "At most, I can move up two places on their banned list."
Ping'er was surprised: "Banned from the list? Those people are all powerful people."
"Hush..." Xu Shulou smiled and gestured, "Go find your friends to share the spoils."
"Young lady, you are a person of great ability, but you are willing to show sympathy to people like us. Ping'er thanks you very much." Ping'er bowed and turned to leave.
"Sister, you rob the rich and help the poor. You are a true hero," Bai Roushuang pouted, vowing to get back at her. "Next time, can you take me with you? I'll keep watch for you."
"I gambled a bit while tracking you and won you a headband," Xu Shulou took out a light blue silk embroidered headband and handed it to her, "It goes well with your new clothes. This headband can fix your hairstyle. Even in a group fight, it won't get messy at all. It's very practical."
Who wouldn't be moved when meeting a senior sister who remembers to bring gifts for you even when she goes out stealing or gambling?
At least Bai Roushuang can't.
Although she still had doubts about the "practicality" of group fights, she was still moved.
At this moment, I just regretted that Ping'er had left the room.
"I also got something." Xu Shulou took the small bronze plate in his hand and tossed it up and down.
Bai Roushuang took a closer look and saw the small copper plate with the seal character "Xuanwu" engraved on it. She was immediately surprised: "The token of Xuanwu Building?"
"Who told Chen Ji to put the token in the spirit stone bag?" Xu Shulou shrugged, "I took it here just in case it might be useful."
"...Senior sister, your day was really fulfilling." You spent all your time eating, drinking, gambling, whoring and stealing.
After thinking for a while, she asked curiously, "How did this left protector of Xuanwu Tower offend Senior Sister?"
"I won't go into the details, but I have no regrets in going against the people in Xuanwu Tower."
Bai Roushuang was about to agree with, "Of course."
But Xu Shulou thought of the new knowledge he had learned today, and a moment of hesitation suddenly appeared on his determined face, "Well, but maybe... their sect spirit beast is not included."
“…”