Alternative Title: 我靠找茬搞崩規則怪談[無限]
Author: 失效安眠藥
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-07-04
Updated: 2025-07-04
The moment he opened his eyes, the unlucky lawyer An Rao was dragged into an amusement park.
Bad news: There's a penalty for losing the game—the kind where you lose your life.
Good news: This is a rule-based supernatural amusement park.
There are rules? Rules make things easier! Lawyer An pushed up his glasses—this fault-finding king was eager to see just how perfect their rules were—and then decisively walked into the game.
Everyone waited with schadenfreude to see the arrogant, sickly beauty cry and beg for mercy.
But they never expected that this sickly man, who coughed with every third step, would not only slaughter ghosts all the way but also...
In the haunted house:
Hundreds of ghosts snarled in the darkness, opening their bloody mouths with sinister smiles.
An Rao looked at the female ghost in a bright red wedding dress: "Objection! Rule three of the haunted house game is inconsistent with the park guide. When a lower law conflicts with a higher law, the lower law's clause is invalid!"
The powerful ghosts instantly fell into logical chaos due to the rule conflict and began attacking each other.
In the netherworld secret realm:
Players were lured by an unmarked attraction on the map, uncontrollably walking towards the entrance.
"Wait a minute," Lawyer An stood at the entrance, holding the "Park Guide." "An unmarked attraction means it's not ready. Opening an uninspected attraction fundamentally violates the park guide's emphasis on visitor safety. I want to file a complaint!"
The players awoke as if from a dream, while the smile on the clown luring them cracked.
Ferris wheel rule: This ride does not have a red car. If you see a red car stop in front of you, please do not enter, or you will be responsible for the consequences.
Lawyer An, sitting in a car crowded with evil ghosts: "Objection! This rule completely disregards the rights of color-blind players. It is an unfair standard clause and is invalid!"
The evil ghosts just wanted to die again.
...
Not only did this Lawyer An, who was predicted to not survive three episodes, make the rule-based monsters kneel and call him daddy by finding faults, he even made a fortune using rule bugs!
The sickly beauty was far more terrifying than the rule monsters!
Finally, while dealing with the screaming ghosts, An Rao roared at the man kneeling before him with a bouquet: "I told you to wait until we kill the evil god of this broken amusement park before proposing, why can't you wait for a second?!"
"Okay!" The man nodded vigorously. He wants to kill me, he's so hot!
[A sickly beauty lawyer who confronts everyone and everything (shou) x A ruthless, taciturn, but innocent god-like being (gong)]
——Reading Guide——
The author is a coward, so it shouldn't be too scary.
This is basically a traditional puzzle-solving unlimited flow, but rule design runs through all the dungeons.
Although the protagonist is the intellectual ceiling of this novel, his golden finger is not thick. He is a growth-type character! —Just like his love~~
My CP has super thick arrows for each other! But the emotional line is slow-burn, and there's a reason for that. Babies, you must listen to my explanation!
No dungeon in this novel points to any real-life situation. Certain social phenomena may inspire dungeon plots, but there is absolutely no improper bias.
This is all I can think of for now. If you read it and don't like it, please just give up on me!
Updates every day at 6 PM!
[Next novel: "Failing to Pretend to be an A Will Get You Marked by Your Ex-boyfriend". Welcome little angels to collect it. If you really don't want to... then... then I'll give you a kiss!]
Shen Juan is the sole son of the Alliance's top conglomerate, the Shen family. He was supposed to be a favored son of heaven, a winner in life, but was diagnosed with a disabled gland in his youth, and his status plummeted instantly.
The most rebellious thing Mr. Shen did in the first half of his life was probably, amidst his father's fury, picking up a stray boy who was fighting with wild dogs for food.
It was originally just a whim to defy his father, but eventually, Shen Juan looked at the boy's wild, wolf-like eyes and decided to raise him.
However, the older the boy got, the more the wildness and madness in his eyes towards him could not be hidden.
Until the day the boy came of age and differentiated into an S-class Alpha, Shen Juan毫不犹豫地 him out of the house.
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Lu Chen, the long-lost prince of the Golden Iris Empire, returned to the royal court! However, he wanted none of the omega title, the throne, or the wealth, and instead joined the empire's strongest military unit.
He wanted to become the strongest person, strong enough to stand before Shen Juan again and ask him personally if he regretted throwing him away.
But Major Lu didn't expect to meet Shen Juan again so suddenly.
The cold and ruthless Major Lu stood in the chaotic and filthy pleasure den of the underground city, coldly watching the charming Shen Juan on stage.
The cold-faced beauty who had fallen into disgrace made the entire audience's blood boil, but only Lu Chen knew that Shen Juan's congenital gland disability meant he couldn't smell the shameless desire others had for him, nor did he know he was emitting a fatal attraction.
The young top-A major crushed the wine glass in his hand. If you want to fall, you can only fall into my palm.
Lu Chen finally got his wish.
The obsessive thoughts that kept him up for countless nights, once realized, drove him to madness.
Lu Chen once again bit hard on Shen Juan's disabled gland, which couldn't hold pheromones, forcing the beauty's eyes to turn red and his face pale.
—"Don't you understand? I'm disabled, I can't be marked, I won't belong to you."
—"Then I'll keep marking you until you belong to me."
Major Lu's psychologist's case notes:
The major is too cold and has a heavy heart defense, making my work difficult.
The major has a severe obsession that is difficult for him to let go of.
The major found the person of his obsession, but the situation didn't improve; his rage and control freak tendencies actually spiraled out of control!
The major has become very gentle, which is strange.
The major asked me if transplanting an S-class Alpha's gland to another person would harm the recipient's health? What is he planning?! He's the only S-class Alpha in the entire empire!
Doting wife, human-shaped superweapon, top-A loyal dog gong & Worldly flower, disabled gland queen shou.