A crazy pervert × cold-hearted but warm-hearted little naive.
Transmigrated to the interstellar era, Ming Mei chose a job where she could lie down with her eyes closed to live a peaceful lif...
Upon hearing this, both Lu Xiaoyao and the viewers in the live stream fell silent.
I admit I didn't know the first half of his statement and therefore didn't believe the second half.
[The second half of the sentence is a testament to our teacher: our teacher is skilled in combat, can pilot mechs, can cook, and can even do housework!]
[Please explain the preceding parts in detail.]
[But he just doesn't know how to be gentle with women. Last time he even sparred with a female teacher at school and made her cry.]
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This isn't the first time the lunchbox girl has sold lunchboxes, but she still gets very nervous every time the system notifies her that the game is about to start.
After finally arriving at the spot where players frequented, she hid her chubby body behind a big tree and peered around, watching the two target players who had entered her sales area not far away.
"Huh? Why is it my godmother again?"
The little boy stared wide-eyed at Lu Xiaoyao in disbelief, then suddenly lowered his head and leaned against a tree, looking conflicted.
“Last time, my godmother didn’t recognize me either, and she didn’t buy me a boxed lunch.”
The little boy with the lunchbox mentioned how his godmother ruined his business when he last met Lu Xiaoyao in the game.
Just as the little boy with the lunchbox was scrunching his face into a bun, Lu Xiaoyao suddenly emerged from behind the big tree, exclaiming with delight, "Oh my~ Whose adorable little darling is this~"
Looking at the adorable five-year-old in front of her, Lu Xiaoyao couldn't help but squat down and say in a sweet, cloying voice, "Auntie will take you home, okay?"
lunch box:"……"
Zhen Po: "..."
Live stream room: [...]
"I...I'm selling boxed lunches for my family, you need..."
The little girl in the lunchbox remembered that there was a similar meeting in the last game. Lu Xiaoyao took her to find that ethereal "Mom" without saying a word.
She even firmly told her teammates that there must be important clues behind her, such as the lunchbox vendor.
She preferred to believe that the lunchbox had "someone behind it" rather than directly agree to the lunchbox kid's offer to sell lunchboxes, and didn't think she was selling lunchboxes at all.
Ugh! So annoying!
So it really is true that only adults can work?!
This time, Lunchbox decided to be even more direct.
"Little sister, how did you sneak out to play while I wasn't looking?"
A boy's voice interrupted the lunchbox vendor's sales pitch, and as soon as the three people turned around, Mingmei saw Lu Xiaoyao's live stream suddenly explode—
[High-energy warning ahead!!!]
[Help! Help! Boss!]
[Holy crap! Why is my character so unlucky, encountering the boss right at the start?]
[Lu Xiaoyao: Whose little cutie is this? BOSS: Mine, isn't she cute? You'll pay with your life!]
[Oh my god, I can't breathe when I see this face! How could such a cute and handsome face end up distorted like that?!]
[Newbies who haven't played this game yet, what are you all saying?]
[If you're playing this game, take my advice: run away if you see a child.]
The baby is so cute, I want to pet him/her~
[Would you risk your life to pet me? The smile gradually faded...]