"Come out, your saliva is about to drip onto the ground."

Yi Li finished the last bite of the cream cake in his hand and said something to the air.

The air fluctuated for a moment, and Tariel walked out. He sat down in front of Yili and took away the last piece of cake that Yili thought was the most delicious.

Under Yi Li's deathly gaze, he slowly and leisurely finished a piece of exquisite strawberry mango cake.

"It tastes good. It seems you have good taste."

Talil looked at Yili and praised her with a smile.

Yili: "Then thank you for your compliment."

"You're welcome, as long as you like it."

Talil gave him a genuine smile in return.

"You wouldn't be so stingy as to get angry if a handsome wizard like me, who has done you such a big favor, eats a piece of your cake, right?"

"How could that be? It's just a piece of cake. I'm not a stingy person. If I want more, I can ask Ishtar to arrange it for me."

Yili doesn’t think of himself as a food-protecting person!

Although that was the last piece of strawberry mango cake!

^_^

"That's what I was saying. How could you, such a generous, kind, smart and lovely little princess, be angry?"

Talil brought the brewed black tea to himself, poured a cup, and drank it all in one gulp.

He burped in front of Yili.

"This black tea is really good. Ishtar has never given me such good black tea before. It's true that women are like sisters and brothers are like clothes."

Tahrir commented with a click of his tongue.

Yili propped up her chin and said with a smile: "Then you should try to become his woman."

Talil, who was drinking his second cup of black tea, spat out the tea in one gulp.

Yi Li picked up the mat next to him and held it in front of him, perfectly blocking the oncoming attack.

But these pastries of hers are different.

All covered in the tea that Tahrir had sprayed.

Even Yili, who claimed that he was not obsessed with mysophobia, did not have the courage to taste the ruined snacks.

"Yili! What do you mean!"

Tariel's defense was completely broken. He didn't even call her princess and asked Yili angrily.

Yili blinked innocently, "Aren't you envious of how good Ishtar is to me? I'm just giving you my sincere advice. Why are you so excited?"

"Am I excited? You're lying with your eyes open! I like women! I'm not a homosexual!"

After Talil finished explaining, he became even angrier: "Did you do this on purpose?"

Yili blinked, propped up her chin with both hands, and made a contrived expression: "If you think so, I will be very sad."

Talil: "...God, you really disgust me."

Yi Li: "..."

You're the one that really disgusts me, okay?

Talil looked down at the cakes he had touched. "Oh my god, I'm so sorry for ruining them. It's such a shame to waste so many delicious cakes."

"Wasteful? I don't think so." Yili looked at the pretentious Talil in front of him and smiled at him: "If you eat all these cakes, won't it be a waste?"

Talil: “…”

He couldn't refute this.

"I don't really like sweet things."

Talil politely declined, "It's just some snacks, it's a waste."

Yi Li was surprised when he heard this: "Really? But there's nowhere to dispose of these dirty cakes. You can't take them back home, right? Why don't you just eat them? After all, you made this mess yourself."

"If you hadn't said those shocking words just now, I wouldn't have accidentally gotten myself into this mess."

"Okay, stop explaining. Just eat quickly. When Ishtar comes back, you're done. I won't be covering for you then."

Tariel looked at the cakes he couldn't take away, then looked at Yili, who had done such a thing: "You are really too cruel, Yili."

Yili blinked innocently. "Really? I'm a good girl who can't bear to waste food. How could a child who doesn't waste food have such bad intentions?"

Now, Tariel has become immune to Yili's cuteness and even feels his stomach churning.

Women are so scary.

Especially a woman who holds grudges.

Talil snapped his fingers, and the snacks on the plate turned into stars and disappeared in the sky.

"What did you do?"

Yili, who failed to take revenge on Talil, blinked and asked Talil.

Talil raised an eyebrow. "Of course, we send them to where they should go, like nourishing the land."

“…”

"The final form of food is fertilizer, and I just turn it into fertilizer with higher nutritional value. Isn't this the greatest value creation of food?"

Yili looked at the smooth-talking Tahrir in front of him and said, "You really should start a training class."

"Why?"

"Because with your eloquence, you can even turn white into black."

Yili stood up and patted her skirt: "You've eaten the snacks, I want to go back and rest now, please do as you please."

Taliel immediately appeared in front of Yili and said, "We're going to be together for the rest of our lives. Can't we get to know each other a little better and strengthen our relationship before returning to reality?"

"Sometimes not blowing you to smithereens with one shot is already the greatest respect I can show for our relationship. If you want to take another step forward, grass will probably grow over your grave."

Upon hearing this, Talil looked at Yili with a piercing look on his face: "Oh my God, how can you speak such cold words at minus 18 degrees with a mouth that's 36 degrees Celsius? It chills my heart."

"Same here. If you're really bored, you might as well improve your witchcraft. I'm afraid that if we start fighting, you'll need me to save you."

Yi Li rolled her eyes elegantly.

She didn't understand what Tariel had eaten that could make him talk so much. It was simply outrageous.

"You don't believe in my ability?"

Tahrir pretended to be disheartened in front of Yili and said, "Yili, your words really make me sad. I treat you sincerely, but you have never given me even a little bit of sincerity."

"I'm sorry, I don't even have a heart."

After Yili said this, Tariel fell silent.

This Yili is more suitable for running a training class than him.

Every word he heard was a little overwhelming.

"Okay, stop saying these boring and childish things. I'm a mature and dedicated worker, and I'm going to work."

Yili raised his head, walked around Tariel and went straight to the door.

Talil looked at Yili in confusion: "Work? What kind of work do you want to do?"

"Recharge your energy—go to bed."

Yi Li waved her hand: "If I don't let you come, then don't come. I'm afraid you'll make me mad and give me a stroke. I'm just a fragile and pitiful girl who doesn't know how to do anything."

Talil just felt disgusted by what this man said.

Fragile and pitiful?

He would rather believe that Ishtar was gay, or the one below, than believe Yili's explosive words.

(End of this chapter)