Chapter 51 Professional Teaching (Two-in-One) There are two trees in front of my house...

The devil’s housekeeper came out and captured all the disruptive creatures to clean up the place. Even the round birds the size of a palm were assigned the task of cleaning the windows.

The lively flock of birds that were chasing each other just now suddenly became quiet, and they opened their small black eyes to secretly look at the devil.

The devil butler looked back with a half-smile, and the group of arrogant birds immediately gave in, pairing up in pairs to clean the glass together with rags in their mouths.

The fox, still in its animal form, took a tentative step forward, and the crow beside him followed suit.

Very good, no obstruction.

As the furry paws and slender bird legs stepped out of the door, a loud cough was heard behind him.

The devil adjusted his gold-rimmed glasses, the chain swaying slightly at his chin, and the reflective lenses made his expression unreadable.

The demon butler slowly said, "Where do you two want to go?"

The broad black bat wings spread out instantly, and with a gust of wind, the demon landed lightly in front of their escape route.

The butler holds the fox in his right hand and the crow in his left hand.

"The bird can work on the roof," he nodded. "As for this... um... puppy, yes, puppy, you can watch the gate."

Red Fox: "Ah?"

He looked down at his smooth... well, red hair covered in mud, and his fluffy... uh, tangled tail.

The muddy red fox, which no longer looked like a fox, let out a frightened "howl" and its ears flew back instantly.

The mud fox gritted his teeth: I, no, am, a dog!

The fox pushed its claws hard, but the transformation process, which was smooth as silk, was extremely slow today, as if it had become a little sluggish after today's extreme chase.

It can't be changed back.

The fox suddenly became panicked.

He looked at the white spot on the tip of the tail and slowly steadied his breathing: Change back quickly, it's okay, start from the tail, it's okay.

As the fox persevered in his efforts, a warm current flowed into his limbs again, and the familiar feeling of transformation filled his whole body, which suddenly made him burst into great surprise.

The fox was so happy that he burst into tears: No need to watch the gate anymore!

"Alas," the devil in front of him suddenly sighed, looking at the muddy puppy in front of him with complicated eyes.

The devil looked at the fox with regret: "If only you had a human form..."

He continued with a sigh: "You are too small now. If you were in human form, I could safely leave the first to fifth floors to you."

The fox's paws froze, and the warm power that was flowing suddenly stopped, and his heart sank.

"What's wrong, puppy?" asked the demon.

The butler hissed, looked around at the strange looking canine in front of him, and said uncertainly, "Why do I feel like you've suddenly grown up a bit?"

The fox shook his head frantically.

Devil: "That's what I was saying. How could a puppy grow so fast?"

"unless……"

He leaned closer and said in a dark tone, "Unless, you are not a dog at all."

The fox's tail stiffened, and facing the devil's growing suspicion, he gritted his teeth and spoke with his eyes closed.

Fox: "Woof!"

After the first call, he became more relaxed: "Woof woof woof!"

It can even change the tone of voice: "Woof (-) Woof (/) Woof (v) Woof (\)."

Chen Shuang, who had been watching from the side for a long time, said: "...hiss."

He is indeed an actor with great acting skills, and his performance is very flexible.

The demon stared at the fox for a while, until the fox felt a chill on its back and even its claws were cramping. Suddenly, the demon butler smiled and said, "What a crisp and energetic cry! I believe you can handle the task of guarding the gate."

He put the fox down and pushed Mud Fox forward: "Go, little dog, go and complete your first job."

The upright butler demon encouraged him, "Even a puppy should have lofty ideals. Strive to become the best gatekeeper in the world..."

fox:"……"

You just wanted to say watchdog, right?

Anonymous question: I want to know how to bite a t-demon to death without being detected.

The devil, who had just finished arranging the work, was muttering things like "shortage of people" and "first to fifth floors", which made the fox feel uneasy.

He took one last look at Chen Shuang who was standing in the center, showing an expression that said "take care of yourself", then barked randomly and ran away.

Chen Shuang: I feel my mental state is in danger.

Where is your initial reserve and burden?

"Master Priest..."

The devil's voice came from behind, and Shen Shuang's back suddenly stiffened.

She pretended to be sleepy and yawned loudly. Before the devil could say a second word, she flashed and ran back to the room.

Only after the door was closed did the atmosphere gradually become relaxed.

Chen Shuang breathed a sigh of relief.

It turns out that modesty and burdens are nothing compared to the housework on the first to fifth floors.

*

Leaning on the soft pillow, Shen Shuang finally relaxed.

She took a sip of warm honey water and distractedly looked through the system records.

In addition to the handsome vacuum cleaner, many other items were taken out at that time but I didn't have time to check them.

Chen Shuang's gaze fell on several dazzling purples.

You obtained [Moonlight Garden] x1.

You have obtained [Love Cafe] x1.

You have obtained [School Building Complex] x1.

They are all architectural items.

The first two are both romantic and classical in style. Moonlight Garden is an elegant building surrounded by clear fountains, delicate flowers, and moonlight, brimming with tranquility and peace. Meanwhile, the cafe, with its scattered brown wooden tables and chairs and vibrantly colored art adorning the walls, exudes a passionate and unrestrained atmosphere.

It looks like it will be a holy place for young couples to date in the future.

Chen Shuang looked away and continued to look back.

【School Building Complex】

[The building complex has been abandoned for a long time, but it still retains relatively complete facilities. Perhaps you can still find some antiques worth collecting among them.]

A school with a long history.

Many thoughts flew through Chen Shuang's mind.

If the structure were intact, she might be able to return to her old job.

You have obtained [Power Gas Station] x1.

[Still confused about the lack of power? Still feeling regretful about not meeting your expectations? Top up 399 and instantly return your vibrant life to you. Not 999, not 599, just 399 and you can instantly take home the power. I repeat, this is not a drill. Pay attention, this is not a drill. 399, just 3...]

Chen Shuang snapped shut the ad that took up the entire page: "Little 1, TD."

147: “…”

The system remained silent, but quietly popped up its official legal certificate, stating that it was official and genuine, did not make money by cheating, and did not charge advertising fees.

Chen Shuang: "Just a joke."

She reopened the item description page, scrolled down to the bottom, and finally saw some useful content.

[How to use: Pay 399 magic crystals to powerfully enhance alchemical items. The effect lasts for half a year and requires regular recharge.]

Chen Shuang: I feel like it’s almost as bad as scam advertisements.

"……Um."

However, it is not clear to what extent it can be amplified. Maybe we can try it when the time comes.

She skipped the small advertisement and looked at the next purple item.

You have obtained [Shadowless Corridor] x1.

You have obtained [Teleportation Array to be Assembled] x1.

Her gaze fixed on the mysterious dark corridor, she whispered its name: "Shadowless Corridor..."

【Shadowless Corridor】

[Advanced barrier item derived from the mystic's barrier magic]

[Effect Description: After use, an invisible corridor barrier will be constructed around the designated building. Unable to reach the designated building without passing identity verification]

[Note: If the corridor is forcibly breached by extreme force, it will take self-destructive collapse and blockade measures.]

Shen Shuang nodded: "Not bad."

There is finally access control at home.

She turned her gaze to the [Teleportation Array to be Assembled] on the other side.

It was not a complete teleportation device. A huge number of parts waiting to be assembled were stacked together, mixed with unknown crystals and engraved runes. A faint dissipated power emanated from it, and it seemed to be an extremely powerful magic alchemy facility.

Chen Shuang placed the parts properly.

Although it is not a finished product, it can be sent to the dwarves for research and installation. These little people who like challenges will definitely be happy with this alchemical gift.

Chen Shuang sorted the items out one by one and looked at the next few purple items.

[You obtained cotton seeds x1]

[You have obtained 1 egg to be hatched]

【Cotton seeds】

[This is a cotton seed full of vitality]

Life is endless. Please plant seeds, pick cotton bolls, obtain cotton seeds, and then continue to plant seeds, continuing the journey of life.

[Eggs to be hatched]

[This is an unknown egg, maybe you can try heating it]

After carefully putting away the items, Chen Shuang focused her attention on the last purple item.

It shimmered with a dark purple, a deeper purple than other objects, and within that charming purple, it seemed to emit a strange and light fragrance.

System display.

[Congratulations, you have obtained a voluptuous beauty x1]

Chen Shuang: “Hmm?”

Something is wrong.

As if sensing her suspicious look, 147, who instantly guessed the host's thoughts, was silent for a moment, and then searched through the database and found a more formal document.

A legitimate place, a legitimate job, not a place for human trafficking, not a trading den - 147 people stayed in the system of the People's Crossing Administration.

"Hey, where is this?"

A silver bell-like laughter came from the side, startling the numbness in my spirit.

The voice smiled softly and charmingly: "Dear little sister, can you tell me where this is?"

Suddenly, a figure appeared in the temple standing high in the sky. The window shrouded in moonlight was covered by shadows, and cold fingertips rested on Chen Shuang's shoulders, followed by a faint fragrance that gradually enveloped her.

The aroma is rich but not overpowering, but rather mature and alluring, like ripe lychees mixed with grass after rain, or the intoxicating sweet aroma of red wine swaying in a glass.

The other person was very close, almost touching her black hair. Shen Shuang could even feel the cold breath coming from her back.

The voice said intoxicatedly: "You smell so good."

Noticing no malicious intent, Shen Shuang was not stopped when she looked back.

She looked up and saw a sea of ​​white.

The system made a "ding dong" sound.

You Met the Perfumer Skeleton

A voluptuous beauty with a lifelong romantic life, a stunning elder sister who held the belief that every living being must have a wife and a husband. Even death could not rob her of her fiery nature. As a rare and exceptional olfactory inspiration, she favored all scents of pure elegance and simplicity. Even if her body were to vanish, this instinctive love would not fade.

[The current target has special beliefs, please be careful.]

Chen Shuang breathed a sigh of relief: The Skeleton World is indeed full of talented people.

She looked forward and saw the skeleton in front of her was so clean and beautiful that it looked like a work of art.

A clean skeleton that even looks like jade.

The clean and tidy skeleton was carrying a small cloth bag and was looking at Chen Shuang with great interest.

The Perfumer Skeleton sat by the window, with an expression of surprise that could not be concealed: "What a lovely sister! I like you so much."

She made a flirtatious gesture towards Chen Shuang, then opened her small cloth bag and took out things one by one.

The enthusiastic perfumer Skeleton took out bottles and jars of various colors from the small backpack he was carrying.

The gentle and mature older sister introduced her various inventions in detail: "This is the breath of rainy days."

"This is the breath of destruction."

"This is the breath of magma."

“This is a breath of hope.”

Shen Shuang leaned closer to one of the dark bottles: "Are these just smells?"

"Of course not," the perfumer replied naturally, "The black bottle next to you is the aura of disaster. If you open it, perhaps all creatures within ten miles will become sick."

"Plague, heat, fever, measles, or something."

Chen Shuang: “…Okay.”

She silently put the bottle back and carefully moved it to the most stable place in the middle.

The perfumer skeleton in front of him searched for a long time, and finally stopped, saying in surprise: "I found it, this is it, the scent of green-calyx plum."

As soon as the bottle was opened, a pure and refreshing fragrance hit people's hearts. As the fragrance spread, several upright dead trees outside the iron gate of the temple actually grew tiny green buds.

The influence seemed to be still expanding, with tiny green velvet emerging from the dark land, but after reaching a certain point, it gradually withered away.

The perfumer handed the small light green bottle to Chen Shuang and said with a smile, "It smells very similar to yours. I'm giving it to my lovely sister."

Chen Shuang took the bottle and said "thank you".

The beautiful perfumer skeleton came closer and said, "Sister, has anyone ever told you that you look like someone?"

He looked up and asked, "Who is it?"

Perfumer Skeleton: "My sweetheart whom I have never met."

Chen Shuang: “…TD.”

"Alright, alright, my sister is so cute." The Perfumer Skeleton covered her mouth and suddenly laughed softly. The subtle fragrance around her began to float and sway again. She said slowly, "I won't tease you anymore."

"I like it here very much," she clasped her hands together and made an expectant gesture. The bright moonlight sprinkled on the white bones, and the whole skeleton was glowing. One could even find the brilliance of the beautiful eyes that once shined in this skeleton.

She begged, "Sister, can you please let me stay here for a while? I have no bad intentions towards you, and I don't want to knock you out and carry you away."

Chen Shuang: Did you miss something just now?

She pretended not to hear the skeleton's bold statement. "Of course, there are plenty of spare rooms upstairs. You can take your pick."

"I see."

Skeleton T gently wiped away unnecessary tears and said sadly: "Can't I live in your room?"

"My lovely sister, can't I live with you?"

The skeleton introduced himself: "I can give you a massage, take care of your skin, help you match clothes, and make perfume for you. Is this really, really, really not possible?"

Chen Shuang: I’m a little moved.

As the skeleton introduced itself, the black statue that was facing the wall on the table in the room suddenly rolled down with a "clang" and hit the floor heavily with a loud noise.

Chen Shuang came back to her senses from the perfumer's "bewitching incense", bent down, picked up the statue and put it back to its original place.

The moonlight cast a faint light on her side, reflecting an almost imperceptible smile. The black-haired priest in front of her was filled with an aura of gentleness and kindness, but he was as distant as the moon hanging high in the sky.

The cold moon smiled faintly and said, "It seems that some people are not very willing, so let's talk next time, beautiful Miss Skeleton."

The perfumer's skull soul fire swayed for a moment, engraving the charming fragrance more clearly in his mind.

The green-calyx plum blossom was quite cool, and its fragrance was even more wonderful than the one she had carefully blended.

"Okay," the enthusiastic perfumer crouched down slightly, performing the standard etiquette of old-fashioned aristocrats lifting their skirts, and said with a light smile, "See you tomorrow, my lovely sister."

*

If the small statue in the room is a true corner of the god's private life, then the sculpture of the Ruler of Darkness in the hall of the temple is a statue full of divinity, solemn and majestic killing power.

But at this moment, this statue, which should have been majestic, seemed to have undergone some minor changes.

Chen Shuang woke up from her dream, her mind still filled with chaotic mumblings.

He said: This is the truth.

He said: Remember forever.

Complex and vast obscure words sneak into dreams, instilling distortion and extremes into the minds of believers.

He said: Learn to love.

Deception, concealment, madness, possession.

He said: Means and desire are the process of love.

Chen Shuang got out of bed with her eyes half closed, walked out of the room, and came to the center of the empty hall alone.

The tall obsidian statue before him was still majestic and solemn, his eyes covered by a sharp, thorn-like scale mask, revealing a clear and smooth jaw. The originally calm corners of his lips seemed to bend into an arc in the alternation of light and shadow, revealing a bit of evil.

He said: Love me forever.

Chen Shuang silently picked up the rag placed by the window and raised her hand to wave at the statue. The temple was silent, with only the sound of cloth rubbing against the smooth stone.

After a while, the bewitching words began again, circling in Shen Shuang's mind, as if to drag her into the bottomless vortex.

Deception, concealment, madness, possession, means, desire.

Chen Shuang's hands that were wiping the statue suddenly clenched, and her brows furrowed slightly, as if she was enduring something.

He began to repeat again: deception, concealment, madness...

"Please don't make any noise at night."

He: “?”

The unbelieving deity started to tempt people again: "Deception, concealment... mmmmm."

Chen Shuang, with clear eyes, couldn't help but stuff the rag into the statue's mouth, washed her hands with clean water, and said while wiping the water: "I told you that you need to be quiet in the middle of the night. If you don't sleep, there are other creatures who need to sleep."

The damaged statue with its mouth gagged: "..."

"Although I don't know what you are, you are definitely related to Iper." Chen Shuang put down the dry towel, sat on the sofa in the hall, and drank a sip of water: "Is he still not awake?"

Statue: “…”

Chen Shuang looked at the evil statue in front of her and knocked on the table.

The system made a "ding dong" sound.

You have encountered the dark side of the Dark Devil.

[The sleeping god is unable to control the dark thoughts buried deep in his heart. These chaotic thoughts escape from his body during the chaos, forming a disturbing and bizarre event.]

[You can choose to directly destroy the main body to resolve the related strange events]

Chen Shuang put down the water cup.

If the god is gone, what will happen to the camp leader? Let her be in charge for a while?

The system continues.

[Due to the unique nature of the source of this incident, and for the sake of the faction's long-term development, a second option is provided - you can choose to reform Hui Nian, including but not limited to physical reform, mental reform, imprisonment reform, PUA reform...]

Chen Shuang reminded: "It's a bit too cruel."

There's a new outlaw on the roster.

New Outlaw 147 is still on the air.

[Host behavior will affect the direction of subsequent events, please choose carefully]

Chen Shuang prided herself on having a relatively normal outlook on life. She took a stack of papers and sat down to write for a while, then walked over to the statue staring at her with eager eyes and removed the rag that had been blocking its mouth.

As soon as He found an opening, He spoke again: "Deception, concealment, lust, possession..."

"Wait a minute," Chen Shuang interrupted the statue's speech, "What you are reciting is now outdated. We need some content that is in line with the new era to speed up the dissemination, win over believers, and create a kingdom of darkness."

The statue slowly stopped muttering and became somewhat mesmerized by what was being said.

Chen Shuang unfolded the contents on the paper and said, "This is a precious collection of information that I carefully selected and compiled. It possesses the ultimate power to shake the soul. If you spread it with divine power, you will surely achieve great victory."

The statue looked over doubtfully.

Chen Shuang smiled and placed the paper close to the statue: "Come, honorable Dark Demon God, please show your divine power to the fullest."

*

The statue cleared its throat and imitated Chen Shuang's tone and intonation to recite the obscure words on the paper: "I examine myself three times a day: Am I unfaithful when I work for others? Am I untrustworthy when I interact with friends..."

Chen Shuang: "Please elaborate on the meaning of this sentence."

Statue: “…”

He stuttered and got stuck.

Chen Shuang shook her head. "How can you be so lazy? Even you yourself cannot understand the meaning of the Word of Spreading. How can you convince the believers? Recite the analysis again."

The priest knocked on the wooden board he had just pushed over, pointed at the paper nailed to it, and said seriously, "Next sentence, start reciting."

The statue closes its eyes and recites fluently: "To learn and to practice it from time to time, is it not a pleasure?"

"Very good, explain the meaning in detail."

He said confidently, "After learning new knowledge, you must review it, and then you will be happy."

The priest nodded with satisfaction. "Then for your own amusement, shouldn't you recite all that you just learned again?"

He said excitedly, "Yes!"

"Please carry it on your back."

“When you see a virtuous person, you should strive to emulate him; when you see an unvirtuous person, you should reflect on yourself.”

"Please carry it on your back."

"Wealth and honor cannot corrupt me, poverty and humbleness cannot move me!"

"Please carry it on your back."

"There are two trees in front of my house, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree."

The more he carried the statue, the more excited he became, the more high-spirited he became, and the more emotional he became, his voice cadenced: "I went to Shigejie Commune to find Hu Delu and got a new hairstyle!"

"Ask, what's next."

The statue excitedly shouted, "Get a ball head if you can!"