I Tell Fortunes in a Mental Hospital While Waiting for Ascension

Lu Yao was once a powerful National Seer, but due to a conspiracy, she was suppressed for a thousand years by nine soul-镇魂碑 (soul-suppressing steles).

Upon awakening, she became a "...

Chapter 13, Second Match

Chapter 13, Second Match

In a corner where no one paid attention, Daoist Xuancheng was so angry that his nose was crooked.

This girl has stolen all his thunder again. Now who even remembers that this is Xuancheng's live stream? It's practically become [Qiannian Gangtongwang's] personal show!

What made him even more furious was that this shill was actually someone he had hired!

Xuancheng and Laicai met online while playing a MOBA game.

Xuancheng's live stream needs to hire shills to generate buzz, and Laicai happened to be short of money, so the two hit it off and agreed that Laicai would come to support him in his next live stream.

Before pretending to randomly draw Lai Cai, Lai Cai told Xuan Cheng all about his basic situation, family background, and so on.

In that case, what he said must be correct.

And the wealthy would cooperate with him and shower him with support.

Who would have thought that a Cheng Yaojin would appear out of nowhere, and that this girl, [千年刚通网], would pull off such a miraculous reversal?

Lai Cai was also a money-grubbing person. As soon as he heard that he might be a rich second generation, he completely forgot about his agreement with Xuan Cheng.

Master Xuancheng coughed so hard in front of the camera that his face almost turned red, and only then did someone in the live stream finally pay some attention to him.

[Actually, Xuancheng's calculations don't seem too wrong, do they? But he only saw the surface, while [Millennium Newly Connected Network] saw the essence. That's really amazing.]

[The results aren't out yet, so let's not jump to conclusions. We also don't know if her claims about Lai Cai's background are true or false.]

[I find this too bizarre. Could Laicai be a shill for [Qianniangangwang]? It seems so outlandish, like a fabricated story just to grab attention!]

Lu Yao noticed the commotion in the live chat and smiled, "Whether it's true or not, we'll find out in the future. Let's all wait for the good news about Lai Cai."

Lai Cai, on the other hand, had already hurriedly dressed for going out.

With a face full of excitement and anticipation, he shouted into the camera, "Yes, everyone, just wait for my good news!"

It was clear that he was eager to get to the hospital and was ready to rush out at any moment.

Master Xuancheng glared at Lai Cai, this traitor, with gritted teeth.

Seeing that Lai Cai had left the live stream with great interest, Lu Yaoyang smiled sweetly at Xuan Cheng Dao Ren.

"Do you want to continue the competition?"

Master Xuancheng had prepared a shill for Laicai today, and he really didn't want to compete anymore.

But seeing the number of viewers in the live stream soaring to over 20,000, asking him to end the stream at this point was worse than taking his life.

It felt like two little voices were fighting inside him. One was saying, "Let's get out of here quickly, it'll be embarrassing if we keep going," while the other was saying, "No, there's so much traffic, it would be a shame to miss out."

Just as he was struggling with his inner conflict, someone smashed a Ferris wheel!

The special effects flashed across the screen, dazzling his eyes.

Master Xuancheng steeled his resolve, "Alright... let's continue!"

In the three years he's been in this industry, he's read through "Ma Yi Shen Xiang" and "Liu Zhuang Xiang Fa" several times. Although he still only has a superficial understanding, he can still make up some things.

No matter who you draw, be vague about it and leave yourself more room to maneuver.

If there's anything wrong, just adapt and fix it.

After coming up with a solution, he felt reassured and forced a smile as he said to Lu Yao, "Then this time, young friend Xuan Jin, you can choose the people!"

"good."

Lu Yao answered very decisively.

The screen was filled with rapidly scrolling comments, all asking to be chosen.

Lu Yao's gaze swept across the barrage of comments, and one account name caught her attention, holding an unusual attraction for her as she had just woken up.

"You are the King of Braised Pork."

The food at the Fifth Mental Hospital was bland and watery, but for her, who hadn't eaten in a thousand years, it was more than enough.

If it weren't for this netizen's name reminding her, she would have forgotten what braised pork tasted like.

The braised pork queen would never have imagined that the reason she was chosen was because her mouth watered; she just felt incredibly lucky.

Soon, Hongshaorou requested a connection, and a round-faced girl appeared on the screen.

Her eyes were bright and mischievous, radiating a cleverness. She asked impatiently, "Master, please help me see if I can pass the postgraduate entrance exam this year?"

When Xuancheng Daoist heard this question, he breathed a sigh of relief. This is easy, isn't it?

The answer to this question is simply to make the other person happy!

Anyway, there's still a long time before the scores are announced, and by then the people in the live stream will have completely forgotten about it!

Thinking he had figured things out perfectly, the Taoist Xuancheng was quite pleased with himself and quickly answered, "Young friend, your forehead is bright and shiny, with a light red or golden hue. Your complexion is rosy and full of vitality, which is an auspicious sign that good fortune is coming! Don't worry, you will definitely pass the postgraduate entrance exam!"

The smile on Braised Pork's face deepened, and he said meaningfully, "In that case, I thank Master Xuancheng for his kind words."

After saying that, she turned to Lu Yao, "The internet only came online in the last millennium, what do you think?"

Looking at the girl's sly smile, Lu Yao couldn't help but chuckle.

“Young friend, you did indeed register for the postgraduate entrance exam,” Lu Yao smiled, “but you didn’t show up at the exam hall on the day of the exam. So, you missed the exam, and the answer to that question is no.”

Wow, this time Qiannian Gangtong and Xuancheng gave completely different answers!

There's only one truth! Who's right and who's wrong?

[Wait, why are you staring at me with your mouth wide open, braised pork?]

When Hongshaorou heard Lu Yao's answer, he was stunned and unconsciously opened his mouth wide.

She never imagined that Lu Yao would actually figure out the truth.

In reality, the braised pork belly enthusiast is not a true fan of metaphysics.

Because of the high popularity of Xuancheng Daoren's live stream today, it has been pushed to many new netizens, and Hongshaorou is one of them.

Hongshaorou, a student studying physics at a top university in China, is a staunch atheist.

She completely disbelieved in metaphysics and immediately recognized it as a fraudulent livestreaming room.

I watched the live broadcast from Lai Cai with great interest.

But she believes this is just a melodramatic script co-created by Xuancheng, Laicai, and Qiannian Gangtong.

Red Braised Pork was surprised to be chosen to connect online.

But the moment he was drawn, Braised Pork immediately thought of using this opportunity to expose the trickery.

She was determined to expose the true colors of these charlatans.

Lead the masses to believe in science.

As expected, Master Xuancheng's answer was exactly what she had anticipated.

However, before the braised pork could even show a smug smile, Qiannian, who had just connected to the internet, accurately revealed the truth.