I, the Reborn Villain, After Nine Lifetimes of Simping Over the Empress, Crushed the System and Escaped

Shen Zhao, who transmigrated into the Immortal Martial Continent, was forced by the system to humbly fawn over the Empress for nine lifetimes.

However, what he thought was true love that coul...

Chapter 267 The Real Simp

"Damn, it feels so good to fleece you, but don't think that's all. I won't be able to swallow this insult until I've skinned you bald."

Shen Zhao put away the storage bag with satisfaction. He had always despised things that were given away for free.

So disgusted that I had to tuck it into my bosom and squeeze it tightly.

"Brother, you've taken the money, can you tell me how far they've progressed?"

Ling Yuxuan had no idea that he had stepped into the trap Shen Zhao had set for him and was about to sink deeper and deeper. Instead, he continued to inquire about Yu Xiyan and his white moonlight from the bottom of his heart.

"Sigh, alright, but I have to warn you, brother, the following plot might raise your blood pressure or even damage your Dao heart. Are you sure you want to know?"

"Brother, tell me, I can handle it. Just how far have things progressed between my junior sister and him?"

Shen Zhao could clearly feel Ling Yuxuan's hand trembling as he gripped her, and a knowing sneer crept into his heart.

"Alright then, I'll tell you everything I've seen. Your junior sister and Lin Feng once traveled hand in hand through the magnificent landscapes of the Immortal Martial Continent."

They made a vow to never leave each other beneath the Three Lives Stone, and they once nestled together amidst the fluttering spirit flowers on Flower Island in the South China Sea.

They embraced and kissed again amidst the dazzling and bustling night view…

"Wait, kiss?"

Ling Yuxuan's face immediately turned pale, filled with fear, as if he was afraid he had misheard.

"It's true!" Shen Zhao replied confidently. "I saw with my own eyes the passionate scene of their tongues intertwining and then separating to create a stringy effect."

"Back then, your junior sister's face was still flushed, and she was gazing at Lin Feng with deep affection. It made me really want to go up and slap them both."

"No, stop talking, stop talking! Junior sister isn't that kind of person, she isn't!"

Faced with Shen Zhao's detailed and convincing explanation, Ling Yuxuan finally lost his composure.

He was in tears, like a child who had gone mad.

My junior sister's first kiss is gone just like that?

He couldn't accept such a cruel fact.

"My junior sister is definitely not that kind of person!"

Shen Zhao sighed, "Brother, I warned you long ago that it was better not to know, but you wouldn't listen. Now, do you still want to hear more?"

Ling Yuxuan collapsed to his knees, tears welling in his eyes, and said, "Tell me everything you know."

"Forget it, I'd better not say anything more. If I keep talking, I'll get fired. It's better if you don't know."

After saying that, Shen Zhao patted his shoulder and got up again as if to leave.

"brother!"

Ling Yuxuan grabbed Shen Zhao's hand.

"Don't go, keep talking."

"No, this job is very important to me, I have to clock in and report for duty."

"Brother, quit that job, and I'll give you more money."

Upon hearing this, Ling Yuxuan immediately began to rub himself.

As a result, he had already given all his money to Shen Zhao, and now he was penniless and couldn't even find a single spirit crystal.

Seeing this, Shen Zhao said, "Brother, really, I've already taken too much money from you. Please don't give me any more this time. I'd be too embarrassed to accept it anyway. I really have to go to work."

"No, brother, don't go! Wait, I have money..."

Seeing that Shen Zhao was about to leave, Ling Yuxuan knelt down in front of the Nine Venerable Daoists: "Master, please lend me some money. I will pay you back as soon as I get out."

Nine Venerable Taoists: "Xuan'er, do you really want to continue listening?"

"Master, as you know, I have long admired my junior sister. I must know everything about her. Please help your disciple!"

"You, sigh..."

The nine Daoist priests sighed, but still took out a storage bag containing five thousand high-grade spirit stones and handed it to Ling Yuxuan.

"These are all the spirit stones I have on me. You can take them. Sigh..."

"Thank you for your kindness, Master."

Ling Yuxuan approached Shen Zhao with the storage bag in his hand: "Brother, this is the last bit of spirit stones that my master and I have. Please accept it and tell me the rest, okay?"

Seeing that there were only five thousand high-grade spirit stones, Shen Zhao merely glanced at them and sighed, "Never mind, brother."

What happens next is even more outrageous; it's better you don't know. I have to go now. Take care.

After saying that, Shen Zhao sighed again and slowly turned to leave.

"Wait a minute, brother, I have this thing too."

Ling Yuxuan suddenly called out to Shen Zhao, then condensed a drop of blood in his hand and wiped it on his body.

In an instant, a protective armor formed from spiritual energy, accompanied by a soft phoenix cry, slowly peeled out from within the body.

Upon seeing this, the Nine Venerable Daoists immediately shouted to stop them: "Disciple, you mustn't! This is your family's heirloom Emperor-grade armor, the Phoenix Wing Armor!"

But Ling Yuxuan couldn't listen to a word anymore and handed the Phoenix Wing Armor directly to Shen Zhao.

"Brother, this is an Emperor-grade armor. I'm giving it to you. Now tell me what's going on with the two of them."

Shen Zhao was completely shocked and silently gave Ling Yuxuan a thumbs up in his heart.

You're a tough guy, kid!

So he pretended to be reluctant and quickly declined, saying, "No, no, absolutely not!"

How could I accept such a precious artifact? Take it back, take it back immediately!

But Ling Yuxuan forcefully shoved it into Chen Zhao's hand: "Brother, in my current state, even if a divine weapon were placed before me, I wouldn't be in the mood to fight for it."

I just want you to explain yourself clearly. Even if it means suffering, I want to suffer to my heart's content!

Please, just have pity on this senior brother who's suffering emotional torment for his junior sister's happiness.

How can you bear to see me like this?

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