(This book is not about a saintly protagonist.) Shen Lang, who was fired by his company, unexpectedly obtained the 'Myriad Items Trading System' and has since begun to explore countless wor...
"She's over forty years old and still fighting all the time. She's never serious," Aunt Ning muttered with some displeasure.
She had always opposed her husband's methods of raising their daughter, which often led to arguments between the two.
However, Shen Haifu did not argue with Aunt Ning tonight, perhaps because Shen Lang was present.
Then he started chatting with Shen Lang.
Shen Tao appeared somewhat reserved in front of his elders; when the three men chatted, he mostly just went along with it.
Aunt Ning was helping Yu Xian'er and the others prepare the barbecue.
Before the barbecue was even ready, the three grown men had already drunk six bottles of beer on an empty stomach.
When Shuang'er announced that it was time to eat meat, Shen Lang and Shen Tao brought out a large table and several stools from the warehouse.
The stand is next to the barbecue grill.
The group sat down together and began eating meat and drinking wine.
After finishing two cases of beer, Shen Haifu was still not satisfied, so he asked Aunt Ning to go home and get two bottles of his treasured Xifeng liquor.
After taking the Marrow Cleansing Pill, Shen Lang's physique became special, and he has hardly felt anything after drinking it so far.
Shen Tao had long been so drunk that he was fast asleep in the courtyard.
Except for Yu Xian'er, who didn't drink, everyone else drank a little.
Shuang'er drank quite a bit, but as a martial arts expert, this amount of alcohol was of no use to her. She didn't like alcohol; she just enjoyed the atmosphere.
When Aunt Ning was young, she often went out to social events with Shen Haifu, and she had a good capacity for alcohol.
Only Shen Huan was a little dazed from drinking it, her two little cheeks flushed.
Mixing beer with spirits makes you get drunk very easily.
Shen Haifu had already fallen victim to the attack.
The drunken Shen Haifu clung to Shen Lang's shoulder, constantly telling Shen Lang about his past with Shen Lang's father.
Overwhelmed with emotion, he clutched his chest and wept bitterly, blaming himself for not taking better care of Shen Lang's parents.
She said she felt sorry for Brother Jun and Sister Xue.
Aunt Ning, standing to the side, covered her face and sobbed softly.
Shen Lang's eyes reddened as well as Shen Haifu's words.
Tears, which hadn't appeared for many years, quietly slid down from the corners of her eyes.
It wasn't until late at night, after finishing the drinks, that Shen Haifu also passed out drunk.
Shen Lang helped Shen Haifu back home.
Then they took Shen Tao home.
When they returned home, Yu Xian'er and Shuang'er had already cleaned up the courtyard.
In the bedroom, Shen Lang and Yu Xian'er embraced each other on the bed.
Yu Xian'er lay on Shen Lang's muscular chest and said, "Young Master, do you think this counts as me going home with you to meet your parents?"
Shen Lang gently stroked Yu Xian'er's long hair: "Of course it counts."
Then Shen Lang said, "Xian'er, don't call me Young Master anymore."
A smile curved Yu Xian'er's lips, and she nodded gently: "Okay, husband."
Then she looked up and kissed Shen Lang on the lips.
Just as Shen Lang was about to make his next move, Yu Xian'er grasped his large hand and said, "Husband, not today."
"What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?" Shen Lang asked with concern.
Yu Xian'er blushed slightly and said, "Tiankui."
Upon hearing this, Shen Lang quickly placed his large hand on Yu Xian'er's flat stomach and asked with concern, "Are you in pain?"
Yu Xian'er shook her head and said, "It's alright."
She then whispered in Shen Lang's ear, "If you wish, young master, Shuang'er can serve you."
As Yu Xian'er's warm breath touched his ear, Shen Lang suddenly felt hot all over.
Just as Shen Lang was about to agree, the little elf hurriedly cried out in Shen Lang's mind, "Master, you must not! Shuang'er has the Nine Yin Profound Body and needs to cultivate in conjunction with a cultivation technique to maximize the effect of the pure Yin energy. If you break your virginity now and there is no cultivation technique to absorb and digest the pure Yin energy, then the pure Yin energy will dissipate into the world, which would be a great loss for both Master and Shuang'er."
The elf's words were like a bucket of cold water poured over Shen Lang's head, calming his agitated heart while also leaving him slightly shocked.
"What is the Nine Yin Profound Body? Is it a cultivation body?" Shen Lang wondered to himself.
"Yes, Master, the Nine Yin Profound Body is also an extremely powerful divine-level cultivation physique. This is why Shuang'er was able to reach the Heavenly Rank Ancient Martial Artist at such a young age."
Shen Lang was extremely puzzled at this moment.
Why would a world with an extremely backward martial arts civilization produce a natural-born sword immortal like Yu Xian'er, and a god-level cultivation system like Shuang'er?
The little elf couldn't answer that either.
According to the little elf, the constitution of this master and servant is so unique that it's rare to find even once in the vast world.
Now they have all gathered on Earth, and they all appeared after my transformation, coming to my side.
At this moment, Shen Lang felt as if a giant hand was manipulating something in the dark.
However, the little sprite kept the system's origins a secret, saying that it was just an auxiliary sprite and had no information about the system's origins.
After thinking for a long time, Shen Lang simply stopped thinking about it and fell asleep with Yu Xian'er in his arms.
At this moment, a hint of resentment flashed in Shuang'er's eyes in the next room.
Shuang'er was well aware that Yu Xian'er was on her period today, so she was also looking forward to Shen Lang coming to see her that evening.
But it was almost dawn, and Shen Lang still hadn't come.
"Do I really have absolutely no appeal to you?" Shuang'er muttered to herself, feeling wronged.
She tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep at all, completely trapped in insomnia.
She only drifted off to sleep when a sliver of dawn appeared on the dark horizon.
All three of them went to sleep late at night, and when they woke up it was already one or two in the afternoon.
This greatly worried Qin Shiya, who was at Baiyun Villa.
The three, who had promised to return late, did not come back all night, and there was no news of them. The young cook was getting increasingly anxious.
Seeing Qin Shiya fidgeting, Qiu Ye smiled and comforted her, "Sister Shiya, don't worry. With Sister Shuang'er here, the young master and young lady will be safe."
Despite Qiu Ye's comforting words, Qin Shiya was still worried and took out her phone to call Shen Lang.
Qiu Ye quickly stopped her, saying earnestly, "Sister Shi Ya, please don't disturb the young master. Trust me, okay?"
"Sister Qiuye, do you know something?" Qin Shiya asked, staring at Qiuye.
Qin Shiya didn't know Shuang'er's thoughts, but the four of them certainly did.
Bai Xue, who had always been protecting Shen Lang, was ordered by Shuang'er to stay at Baiyun Manor. They knew what Shuang'er wanted to do.
But she couldn't tell Qin Shiya directly, and Qiu Ye, who was not familiar with H1N1, was speechless for a moment.
Xia Yang then entered the room and said, "Xiao Shiya, don't worry unnecessarily. Young Master and Miss will be back later."
He then handed a slice of chilled watermelon to Qin Shiya, saying, "Eat some watermelon, eat some watermelon."