I Transmigrated as the Novel's Delusional Tyrant Villain

Zhao Xin found himself transmigrated into a novel, becoming the great villain, a delusional tyrant. This tyrant was obsessed with wine and women, lingering in the imperial harem and never attending...

Chapter 379: Cavemen

"Well, what should we do about this?"

He also knew that Captain Li was in a very bad situation. This protagonist had all kinds of talented people flocking to him without any effort, while he still had to work hard every day to change his fate just to get some luck points.

Last time, I felt that I was stupid. I spent a thousand luck points on the lottery, but ended up getting a blank prize. It was really a blow. Not only was it a blow, but the official business in the court was also getting more and more busy.

He no longer expects any epic cards. Even if he is given a bunch of choices, both good and bad, he can accept it.

System, oh system, when can you give him a chance to get a card?

There was silence on the system side.

"I think... this little thief probably won't be able to cause any trouble."

Zhao Xin drank some tea in frustration.

It must be said that this is a remote area. The tea is made with old tea leaves, and it tastes bitter, astringent, and choking. For someone like him who was used to drinking West Lake Longjing tea in the palace, it is simply impossible to drink a single sip of this tea.

Wait, didn’t he never take care of his health before?

He has changed a lot over the years.

"Then let's go and wipe out that group of bandits now."

Captain Li dared to say this because he had a plan. After all, he had indeed seen the bandits on the way after the battle. However, the bandits had helped them a lot during the previous battle.

So to be honest, he had no intention of wiping out the bandits this time. He just wanted them to quickly go out and hide, and then give them some money to ease their tension and start a new life somewhere else.

Why bother to rob a woman of her life?

What else can this woman do besides washing clothes and cooking? Do those bandits still need to be well fed and well provided with food and drink?

Li Jian took a quick look at the rested guards and roared even louder to encourage them. Then he led the group out of the governor's mansion and headed straight for the hilltop.

Of course, Chu Zhan was also brought along.

"Little brother, I'll take you there today. You don't need to say anything. Just watch me take action."

Chu Zhan remained silent.

The group of officers and soldiers were naturally abandoned at the foot of the city, and the two men just strolled up the mountain without any weapons. Their smooth and measured mentality directly made Chu Zhan dumbfounded.

Anyone who encounters this would be stupid.

Chu Zhan probably thought that the captain was just sending him up there to get beaten...

"Wait, brother, what are you doing——"

Are you planning to single-handedly take on a hundred bandits without bringing anything here or there? Chu Zhan, courting death, thought to himself that this wasn't the way to go.

Life is incredibly short, yet these people insist on finding a shortcut to cut in line.

"Why, are you scared, little brother?"

“…”

First of all, my name is not Little Brother, my name is Chu Zhan.

Second, you are such a jerk. Anyone who follows you would be a fool walking into a trap and committing suicide.

Even in this situation, Chu Zhan could only put on a smile and said proudly: "I listen to big brother, whatever big brother says is right!"

Brainwash marketing routine.

Li Jian walked to the top of the mountain and knocked on the door. The aroma of meat filled the air. A fierce-looking man opened the door. Looking at the expressions of the two people opposite him, he quickly hid the plus version of the chicken leg in his hand behind his back.

"We were eating. The boss said if we wanted to fight, we could wait an hour and we could accept a pre-appointment."

“…”

"Stop wasting time and call your boss over here! What's wrong with you dithering? Are you getting hemorrhoids?"

"By the way, ask your boss to bring a piece of meat when he comes. This general has been fighting for half a year and hasn't tasted anything so meaty."

After a while, the big brother came, holding a big bowl of meat in his hand, which he placed on the table in a very generous manner. He also brought a pot of good wine. Although his face was red from drinking, it still couldn't stop his addiction to drinking.

“Come on, big brother, if you don’t dislike me for the time being, let’s drink!”

"Hey, big brother, here comes the little brother, this little brother——"

By now, Chu Zhan and the two people opposite him have met each other and know each other.

Let's just say that the group that became bandits is the one that was said to have no villain aura. I didn't expect that they looked gentle but they were actually very reserved. When they took action, they were definitely very agile.

He also gave a look to the group of minions behind him. Chu Zhan, who once said that they were not worthy of being villains, was now standing in front of them alive.

Previously, there were rumors that the immortals had something to say about the rise of the Qin Dynasty, but in the end, it was divided and reunited. Now he is the most powerful, but we don’t see where he is going.

He has no money, no women, and no official position. It would be fine if he was just a young man with nothing, but he also looks so lonely, as if they have let their leader down!

Wait, did you get the point?

"You look a little familiar to us, little brother."

Li Jian raised his head, still eating and drinking, to see what the bandit leader wanted to say.

"Oh yeah, and also, did you guys capture a few women? There's a missing persons case over in the city."

The bandit king frowned upon hearing this, and no other thoughts were even considered. Although they had considered robbing women, they were afraid of retribution if they did it too often, so they didn't dare to do it.

"Hey, General Li, we are just a bunch of little bandits. We can't even defeat this big shot at the level of a county magistrate. How dare we go above our level and do something so big?"

"Don't be so naive with me. Do you know that you guys have been implicated? The one above asked me to come down and arrest you. Otherwise, do you think this general is bored and wants only those pieces of fat meat from you?"

Everyone looked at him and saw the bones he had put on the table after finishing his meal. They wanted to nod, but they stopped. After all, this old man came here to find trouble, unlike the previous times when he just came here to eat meat for a free meal.

"Captain, we really haven't been robbed, but we do have a few women in this cave."

Li Jian acted as if the truth was revealed, and then looked at their faces with expressions of deep sorrow.

“…”

No, you listen to my explanation.

"Those women had been robbed by bandits before. They were mugged right in the city. If no one had intervened, they would have been killed, and it happened on the Anshen Festival."

"They say that the heavily guarded Kyoto simply forbids brushing against the enemy, yet they insist on extending this to a small, unattended town like this."

"Do you know that you are insulting the emperor? If I tell you that, you will be beheaded."

The boss had never seen such a scene before. Their only other activities were to rob the rich and give to the poor, and to help others with hunting and hunting to earn some pocket money.

When people heard about beheading, they were terrified.