Zhao Xin found himself transmigrated into a novel, becoming the great villain, a delusional tyrant. This tyrant was obsessed with wine and women, lingering in the imperial harem and never attending...
The two men didn't dare to say a word. It sounded like the person behind the big rock was not an ordinary person. How could they be caught by the Qin soldiers for eating grilled fish in this desolate mountain?
However, when he heard that someone on the other side had the Chinese chili pepper, which is particularly difficult to produce nowadays, he got so excited that he directly spilled the chili powder.
My goodness, there wasn't much chili powder sprinkled on the meat. Most of it blew away and landed on the eyes of those people, giving them little red eyes...
"You, did you hear anything, old man?"
The man opposite him directly pulled off a fish and stuffed it into his mouth with a smile. He looked so carefree. However, his hearing was not very good as he was old, so I went over to ask him.
"What?"
“…”
"I drank up all the good wine you hid in the cellar yesterday!"
"You old fool, no wonder my wine cellar is empty, not even a can left. If I weren't so old and forgetful, I don't know when I would have remembered it!"
The old man who was picking up the seasonings from the ground brushed off the dust on his body. He was too lazy to look at the old man pretending to be deaf and dumb, so he stood up and planned to walk towards the Qin army opposite.
"Do you want chili powder? I want to go too!"
Look, this is what it means to pretend to be deaf, dumb and amnesiac. The old man in front of me has demonstrated it to him vividly.
So, when the two old men walked slowly in front of them with crutches, Nan Wu Bu and Zhang Liao started fighting. Yu Huatian wanted to stop Zhang Liao, but Nan Wu Ju thought that Yu Huatian wanted to help, so he held Yu Huatian down and prevented him from moving.
So the four of them fought together.
The two people quarreled because of the other's sharp words, and the two people fought to prevent the other from delaying their fight. The scene was so chaotic that Yue Fei, who was sitting silently on the side, sighed.
How could he not notice the two trembling old men with sparse hair, two missing teeth, and whose smiles were indescribable?
But since they were already like this and wanted to see this joke, he didn't stop them, right? After all, these people just liked to see it embarrassed. As for him, he just stood further away and pretended to be deaf and dumb.
"My child, I see that you have a lot of talent. Would you like to abandon your true nature and work for me?"
These two old men had already passed their prime, and one of them had also predicted that a real dragon would become his king, conquering the world for him and becoming a powerful leader.
But if he followed the two of them, he might be able to avoid a disaster that would happen in his later years. Although he was in his prime, who would believe such nonsense? But they only gave him guidance, and it was up to him whether he would wake up or not.
I thought I would be subjected to a barrage of abuse and then be taken to Gyeonggi-ri and assigned to the border of the Great Qin Imperial City to build the Great Wall.
Unexpectedly.
Quite polite.
"Its essence is like my destiny and cannot be abandoned. Also, leaking the secrets of heaven will bring disaster upon the land. So please do not harm His Majesty the Great Qin."
“…”
How come the person who leaked the secret should die the most miserably? But how come this person turned it into an environmental disaster, as if the fortune teller was the one who did it all?
"You fortune tellers swear too much these days, always saying things like thunder and lightning or torrential rain. Can the crops still be healthy after such a baptism?"
“…”
Who is this?
"No, little brother, you might have misunderstood something..."
Yue Fei didn't talk any more. To be honest, he didn't want to waste too much time in this windy and sandy place. He just picked up a handful of sand and threw it directly at the two people who didn't seem to be in any trouble.
"I've seen it these past two days. How come you, who are calm, are as crazy as them?"
"What nonsense... I'm just worried that Yu Huatian will hurt my brother!"
Yue Fei turned around and prepared to lead his troops away, and then the two old men noticed that the bandage on Nanwu Bu's arm had been removed and was rolling on the ground.
"What a sin! Do you really want to scrape the bone to heal the wound?"
?
"Did this old man see anything?"
The situation was so obvious that he even suspected that there was something wrong with his fortune-telling. Could it be that he couldn't see this?
Not only did the wound fester, it also rolled around in the sand again and again. How could this be like playing Russian nesting dolls? The wound was already bleeding from being rubbed by the sand, and the family was still fighting.
"Stop fighting!"
Yue Fei was indifferent.
"If Zhang Liao doesn't stop, I won't stop either!"
Yu Huatian said, "Stop fighting!"
The two men stopped fighting, but because they fought a little longer, they continued to fight for several more rounds.
"It's fine if this young man is just full of youthful energy, but how could he joke about this wound? Don't you know that if the wound becomes festered and sticks with dirt, it could cause disability over time?"
Zhang Liao let go of his hand, stood up and took two steps back.
He didn't want to turn Namo Bu into a disabled person with only one hand. He had never thought of this before just to save face!
"Old man, are you serious?"
The old man holding the fish-roasting stick was too lazy to hide behind his back, and just pointed at the front in front of tens of thousands of people.
As for why there were tens of thousands before and now it has become only tens of thousands...
Just now, because Li Cunxiao came over, Yue Fei directly assigned a part of his troops to him in order to better consolidate his military strength and better defeat his army.
Afterwards, Nan Wujue felt that his brother should complement Yue Fei, and he didn't need to worry too much, so he asked for a wave of soldiers and followed him. As for leaving, he planned to go to Changsha County as quickly as possible to quickly get away from this nagging and scumbag organization with Zhang Liao.
So now everyone has left, and there are only a few tens of thousands of people left on the scene, as well as the chattering Zhang Liao and Namu Bu who is fighting on the opposite side.
Even Yu Huatian couldn't stand it anymore and led a group of soldiers away personally, intending to capture other places and recruit people to protect the people in this area.
As for those who were so angry that they had red eyes, he didn't want to care about them.
"Why, how was the fight just now?"
The two men stood up, dusty and dusty, and shook off the dust on their bodies, making themselves look a little cleaner. The slight breeze blew even more dust on them.
To be honest, the worst one was Namo Bu.
His wound was not pleasant to the eye.
I don't know how many clean clothes have been stained with blood from this fight. If you carry clothes back and forth with you, you should follow his advice, as he likes to make trouble but still wants to find clothes to change, and just throw them into the dung bucket and soak them for two hours. After they are soaked in the smell, everything you wear will have the same smell, and then you will... get used to it?
Listen, is this human language?
"Your body is covered with scars. Being a soldier must be very hard."
The old man asked Yue Fei thoughtfully.
There are really too many scars on Yue Fei's body, especially on his arms, which look like a centipede lying on them, which is really a bit horrifying.